If I turn 30 and I’m still a virgin, I will start escortcelling

[Michael Myers]

Mine is probably BBC only.
Once I've fucked yours I'll do my part in the deal

Kill yourself. That’s a lousy deal. We swap cousins at the same time.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Kill yourself. That’s a lousy deal. We swap cousins at the same time.

Yours are pajeetas though so you're getting a better deal. Unless I can have more than one

 

[thebuffdon690]

I don’t, no. Do you?

Yeh I have in pms

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Anything but a marriage to my first cousins. You wouldn’t even do that yourself if you were given the same option. At least have the decency not to be a dickwad and suggest something you would never do yourself.

If i was pushing 30 i think i would deadass

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

My only options are my femcel cousins.

And Muslims wonder why ppl meme on them and why I didn’t become Muslim JFL. Thank god I did my reassrch before taking the shahada

Go and fucking buy a woman don’t be fucking your relatives

 

[Michael Myers]

Yours are pajeetas though so you're getting a better deal. Unless I can have more than one

Actually, yours have crusty cum all over them from all the fornication and impaired pair-bonding. You’d be getting tradwaifu virgins, I’d say you’re getting the better deal.

 

[Michael Myers]

Yeh I have in pms

Send me your pics.

 

[thebuffdon690]

I don’t, no. Do you?

I know a guy who is 25 looking to get married. He’s paki, a doctor, 5’8 (you know where this is heading lmfao). He’s probably the most unconfident person I ever met, you wouldn’t really believe you’re talking to a real person if you met him, like an AI. Long story short he is trying to get married and can’t find a wife, you can probably guess why lmao. Even his parents can’t get him an arranged married. He will most likely be a virgin still in his 30’s. My point is you should never think u have it the worst.

 

[Michael Myers]

If i was pushing 30 i think i would deadass

No you wouldn’t. Maybe if they’re MTBs you would but mine are LTB and femcel.

 

[thebuffdon690]

Send me your pics.

Why lol

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Actually, yours have crusty cum all over them from all the fornication and impaired pair-bonding. You’d be getting tradwaifu virgins, I’d say you’re getting the better deal.

I'll make sure to inspect her before the swap then

 

[Michael Myers]

And Muslims wonder why ppl meme on them and why I didn’t become Muslim JFL. Thank god I did my reassrch before taking the shahada

Well it’s not like every muzzie does that, JFL. It’s just an option. Most don’t do cousin marriages; yours truly included.

 

[Michael Myers]

I know a guy who is 25 looking to get married. He’s paki, a doctor, 5’8 (you know where this is heading lmfao). He’s probably the most unconfident person I ever met, you wouldn’t really believe you’re talking to a real person if you met him, like an AI. Long story short he is trying to get married and can’t find a wife, you can probably guess why lmao. Even his parents can’t get him an arranged married. He will most likely be a virgin still in his 30’s. My point is you should never think u have it the worst.

If he’s a doctor then he has it better than me. I don’t even have a college degree.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Well it’s not like every muzzie does that, JFL. It’s just an option. Most don’t do cousin marriages; yours truly included.

Most Muslims I know will tell you their parents are cousins

Only blacks can get away with this because of their vast genetic diversity but when non blacks do this it’s cringe and just creates retardsb

 

[thebuffdon690]

If he’s a doctor then he has it better than me. I don’t even have a college degree.

Yeh but he has to wage slave in a job he hates which is WAY worse

 

[Michael Myers]

Why lol

Was wondering what you look like since you are someone who does share pics, unlike me.

 

[Michael Myers]

I'll make sure to inspect her before the swap then

My cousins don’t live in the west.

 

[thebuffdon690]

Was wondering what you look like since you are someone who does share pics, unlike me.

can I trust you

 

[optimisticzoomer]

My cousins don’t live in the west.

No, I mean I will inspect mine to make sure she is in presentable condition first

 

[Michael Myers]

Most Muslims I know will tell you their parents are cousins

Only blacks can get away with this because of their vast genetic diversity but when non blacks do this it’s cringe and just creates retardsb

JFL. I personally don’t mind if others do it but it’s not something I would even consider.

 

[Michael Myers]

Yeh but he has to wage slave in a job he hates which is WAY worse

He has status halo. I’m a loser in society’s eyes (fuck soyciety though).

 

[Clavicular]

I can’t go on like this much longer. I can’t have a big dick and not have it sucked — I will become the degenerate I always hated.

Yes no point in PE exercises to not have it sucked!

 

[Michael Myers]

No, I mean I will inspect mine to make sure she is in presentable condition first

How old is she? You can pick between a 19 year old and a 20 year old.

 

[Michael Myers]

Yes no point in PE exercises to not have it sucked!

I don’t need PE; I need reverse PE: methods to make my cock smaller.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

How old is she? You can pick between a 19 year old and a 20 year old.

Fuck that's hot
Mine is 20

 

[Diarrhoea]

I know a guy who is 25 looking to get married. He’s paki, a doctor, 5’8 (you know where this is heading lmfao). He’s probably the most unconfident person I ever met, you wouldn’t really believe you’re talking to a real person if you met him, like an AI. Long story short he is trying to get married and can’t find a wife, you can probably guess why lmao. Even his parents can’t get him an arranged married. He will most likely be a virgin still in his 30’s. My point is you should never think u have it the worst.

Wtf how’s that possible why can’t his parents get him a marriage either it’s usually easy for ethnics tbh especially doctors

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

JFL. I personally don’t mind if others do it but it’s not something I would even consider.

What do your cousins look like?

 

[Michael Myers]

Fuck that's hot
Mine is 20

Until you see their face. 20 year old is femcel and 19 year old is LTB.

 

[Michael Myers]

Wtf how’s that possible why can’t his parents get him a marriage either it’s usually easy for ethnics tbh

Maybe he’s really ugly or he’s turning down all of the prospects? That’s possible.

 

[Michael Myers]

What do your cousins look like?

Until you see their face. 20 year old is femcel and 19 year old is LTB.

But even if they were Stacies (stacies dont exist, just saying) then i still would have refused. No first-cousin marriages for me.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Until you see their face. 20 year old is femcel and 19 year old is LTB.

I don't care, they will treat me like a god, and I will service them at their request too

I will turn them into fine, well-mannered (honorary) English ladies

 

[ggg.tv🤫]

I can’t go on like this much longer. I can’t have a big dick and not have it sucked — I will become the degenerate I always hated.

Dont do it, Its haram

 

[ggg.tv🤫]

I can’t go on like this much longer. I can’t have a big dick and not have it sucked — I will become the degenerate I always hated

Whats your cock size btw?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

But even if they were Stacies (stacies dont exist, just saying) then i still would have refused. No first-cousin marriages for me.

Shit… first cousins I thought it was 2-3rd

Yeah I don’t blame you go buy a random Pakistan woman

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Dont do it, Its haram

Just die a virgin theory

 

[Dream99]

thats basically 30 bro, might as well start escortmaxxing now or u will just waste 2 more years being virgin

 

[ggg.tv🤫]

Just die a virgin theory

staying a virgin literally gives you super powers so i dont see what the problem with that is

 

[optimisticzoomer]

staying a virgin literally gives you super powers so i dont see what the problem with that is

 

[Michael Myers]

I don't care, they will treat me like a god, and I will service them at their request too

I will turn them into fine, well-mannered (honorary) English ladies

Forgot to add, you have to muzziemaxx first. They would not accept a non-muzzie.

 

[Michael Myers]

Dont do it, Its haram

But watching porn is also haram and I still do it.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Forgot to add, you have to muzziemaxx first. They would not accept a non-muzzie.

Yes they would
Once they have rights they will
I will love them and care for them
I'm excited now

 

[ggg.tv🤫]

But watching porn is also haram and I still do it.

will i get magic powers and become a wizard if i stay a virgin like you?

 

[Michael Myers]

Whats your cock size btw?

Length: between 6.7 and 7.1 BP.

Girth: will re-measure erect, but soft I’m at least 4.61 at the base (I put on a regular condom and it didn’t slip off).

 

[ggg.tv🤫]

Length: between 6.7 and 7.1 BP.

Girth: will re-measure erect, but soft I’m at least 4.61 at the base (I put on a regular condom and it didn’t slip off).

Damn thats pretty good, do you have a dick maxxing exercise routine ?

 

[Michael Myers]

Shit… first cousins I thought it was 2-3rd

Yeah I don’t blame you go buy a random Pakistan woman

Nobody wants me, I’m too ugly. So I’ll just resort to escortmaxxing here in the Netherlands and maybe Germany, I was there and they had the best selection of escorts.

 

[Michael Myers]

Just die a virgin theory

Dogshit advice innit.

 

[Michael Myers]

What’s so funny?

 

[Michael Myers]

staying a virgin literally gives you super powers so i dont see what the problem with that is

The only superpower you get is staying alive despite being the biggest loser on the planet.

 

[Michael Myers]

Yes they would
Once they have rights they will
I will love them and care for them
I'm excited now

The 20 year old is doing Islamic studies. She won’t be swayed, but she’s also a femcel. Maybe the 19 year old can be brainwashed, she wants to be a doctor (she may be 18, I don’t know).

 

[Michael Myers]

Damn thats pretty good, do you have a dick maxxing exercise routine ?

I don’t do PE, I am natural and I prefer to stay that way. Doing PE ruins aesthetics of one’s cock and mine looks pretty aesthetic.