If i wasnt a hideous abomination a dusgustung creature i would talk to the mtb with the guitR thats accross from me rn

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She probably knows some bands and I'm sure we might have some things in common but I'm ugly rn I just can't be a ntfag and approach her no fucking way. She has a fender bag so that might mean she has a fender stratocaster. You know who else had a stratocaster Jimi Hendrix. That would've been a good ice breaker but I'm too ugly. I'm too ugly. I'm too ugly