Went Clubbing in the UK. Austistly took pics of sub5s and fucked a mtb uni student (pics/videos)

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

First club was a small club so I had a view of the entire dancefloor and could watch the interactions of all the people pretty easily

ive finally gone looksmax full autist and spend alot of evening here just watching the sub5 males flounder and fail like it was a fucking safari

I saw this guy with this super horseface. Literally midface from hell and I never saw him dancing wa just always walking from one end of the club to the other. Youd just spot him walking past trying get through every couple of minutes. Dont know if he was even there with friends.

I tried to take pics but most were shit because people the dance floor keep blocking or it was too dark.

Got this dude though.

Bald. Manlet. Shit face. Bad frame. Totally over

He was part of a larger group and was trying his best but he just looked so out of place

Like the pictures don't do it justice he was on the dance surround by guys who mugged him hard even totally average guy mogged him hard.
Even when he was dancing with the group of his friends hed often be right outside the circle trying to get in.

Eventually he went to sit down looking deflated and I managed to get some pics.

Poor guy probably got Jack shit off tinder and thought he could try IRL club game but this guy needed to start looksmaxxing asap as his current state was just invisible to girls.

Saw this stormfrontmaxxed dude. Like legit bald head covered in scalp tattoos looked like he walked of the set of romper stomper. Looked hard as fuck, malegazemaxxed. He just spent the night looking mean but didnt see him get any attention from women.



Saw some east asian guys east asian girl couples and the girls in these couples actually
looked pretty decent and non primal. Guys were fashionmaxxed but manlets and slight frames

All the other east asian girls I saw where with mostly black guys tonight but these girls were lower looks level and often heavily tattooed and very primal

Watched a couple of approaches by other guys.
Average guy approaching was strong MTN white guys and would try weird cringy dance moves to try and get the girls to join in the dance but in all but one of the cases the guys just got ignored, the girl would literally retreat into her circle of friends or shes just humour him for a short time until he got the hint and moved on.

Would definitely agree that approaching in clubs without catching the girl mirin you first is pretty much dead and makes you look super desperate.

The girls in the club have eyes and they already scouted out the guys they like so if shes not receptive when you make eye contact you shouldn't even bother approaching imo.

Also brutal heightpill. Zoomers were definately not 6 1 on average or whateve the fuck.
There were lots of guys like in the 5"11 to 6"2 range. Above this was very rare. But tonnes of guys of height like 57 58 59 etc and on the dance floor they might aswell have not been there because tall guys are just so much more visible and if you're 58 you just get lost in the crowd. Girls literally cant physically spot you

At this club the hottest girls in there were the workers. There was maybe two decent girls in the place apart from the waitresses, average girl was weak MTB often overweight and just unappealing

I actually approach this cutesy looking girl and she blows me off immediately and I realise shes the waitress damn.

Theres this mixrace girl who is pretty fine so I go over basically just making space in front of her so I can dance and make eye contact. She doesn't turn away from me or anything and just dances so I think I'm good, so after a short dance I lean in to say something in her ear and she kinda recoiled a little so I'm feeling the vibe is weird and can feel her friends kinda staring daggers at me so I just cut my losses

So by this point I'm pretty wasted. And we go get some more alcohol from the shop before we hit the next club.

We smoking a j and I can see a group of girls watching us smoke so I just go up to them and tell em we dont know what club to hit next what do they think since they were clearly on their way somewhere.

I was in a big mixed gender group that I had come with so I think this was the reason the girls were pretty open if wed been an all guy group I think chances are much more likely for a hostile response.

Anyway these chicks going to a gay club JFL

I guess we going gay club then

WELCOME TO THE GAY ZONE

Tried to put videos here but I think they're attached at bottom

Get to the gay club and security is very heavy we get ids scanned and patted down before we can get in. Seemed over kill to me but I've heard a ton of fights kick off at these places so maybe they do need this much security

This club was bigger and dark as fuck with strobe lighting and shit so it was hard to really see people in the dim and couldn't people watch here as easily.

Music is just some repetitive EDM bullshit ooosh ooosh ooosh shit

Even more manlets here and tons of shirtless dudes. Lots more black dudes than I was expecting and most of the black guys were gymaxxed hard.

Girls here were basically split in two

Some where slim rave girl types who were wearing next to nothing and 100% on drugs. These girls were pretty much all decent looking.

Others were either fat, old as fuck or super ugly. Like double bag tier girls. Even saw a crossdresser

One of these ugly girls like just walks up to my friend and is like touching his face and shit. Being super fucking creepy. Hes trying find a way to ditch this chick and I just stand where she cant see me and laugh at him.

She was fat recessed like bottom of the barrel shit

As I'm going to the main room theres like a setting area and I spot 3 decent chicks by themselves just sitting so I approach. I try to make convo about whether they know which room is popping but they energy is dead and I can tell they dont want to talk so again I just cut my losses.

Dance abit more then out to smoking area.
Tried with multiple rave girls at various points throughout the night whenever on dance floor but had zero success with them.

Smoking area is packed and I can see some gay guy having a mental breakdown as some girl tries to calm him down

Theres a bunch of dudes here gurning their faces off clearly on pills too

I see some of the girls that I met outside the off license who told us to come her and go over.

They seem happy to see me and we get to talking. They're students and ask me what I'm studying. JFL I'm early 30s btw

I decide to lie and saw I'm doing a PhD JFL.
Theres two of the girls I think are potentials and I'm trying to figure out which I should try go for. But then one of the girls takes me chain and wears it. Shes like oh shell give it back later. So know I'm thinking she definately wants to fuck so I focus in on her.

She was petite black hair french girl like a strong MTB but kinda my type.

Plus none of her friends seem to be trying to cockblock so I'm feeling good about the situation

We all go back in together almost those girls and me with 2 other boys with me. They want to get drinks so we all go to the bar and I get to speak with the french girl abit more. One of my friends who's tall light mena looking paki is also getting attention but the other guy is weak mtn andgetting nowhere.

We dance for abit as a group then us guys leave to find our other friends.

We find em and start dancing in this other room

Go dance abit more a gay guy is dancing next to me and his hand "accidently" brushes against my groin area so I'm like nope fuckvthis and just turn and walk off immediately

So I go back to first room and I spot the girls and just start dancing with french girl. I go into lean to saw something in her ear and this time it works shes receptive. So I put my arm around her waist and pull her closer shes still receptive so I just go in for the kiss.

Success. So we make out abit and then carry on dancing eventually the girls want to go get food so I tell them I'm gonna say bye to my friends and meet em in smoking area.

Whe I get there the girls are still waiting on some of their friends to get back to coatcheck

Theres a different gay guy having a breakdown here now

The girls wander aimlessly for ages even though one of this girls has phone out and is supposedly using google maps.

Finally get to kebab place.
The girls all want to lome share between two so I end up sharing with french girl.
This was actually super annoying since I wanted to eat and was kinda pissed but I didnt say anything obviously.

Probably should mention here the girls are kings uni students living in halls which happen to near this gay club.

Also I popped I viagra while in the club earlier soon after the girl took my chain

Anyway we finally get moving again and by now shes like leaning on me etc while we were at the kebab place sitting down

As soon as we get back to hers start making out again after abit of groping we taking clothes off and I start fingering her.

I truly believe fingering is such a cornerstone and such an ez way to make a girl cum and get her all ready before you give her the d

Anyway I was going to down on her after I made her cum but shes like shes doesn't like that. I'm not complaining

Ask for a bj and get a super unethasthic shitty one

So I go back to making out. I was pretty drunk but with virgra shit was diamonds.

Do the deed. The i tell her i gotta leave shes takes my ig. Also remember took chain back.

Wrote this one the train home so might not be fully coherent .

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[FailedNormieManlet]

First club was a small club so I had a view of the entire dancefloor and could watch the interactions of all the people pretty easily

ive finally gone looksmax full autist and spend alot of evening here just watching the sub5 males flounder and fail like it was a fucking safari

I saw this guy with this super horseface. Literally midface from hell and I never saw him dancing wa just always walking from one end of the club to the other. Youd just spot him walking past trying get through every couple of minutes. Dont know if he was even there with friends.

I tried to take pics but most were shit because people the dance floor keep blocking or it was too dark.

Got this dude though.

Bald. Manlet. Shit face. Bad frame. Totally over

He was part of a larger group and was trying his best but he just looked so out of place

Like the pictures don't do it justice he was on the dance surround by guys who mugged him hard even totally average guy mogged him hard.
Even when he was dancing with the group of his friends hed often be right outside the circle trying to get in.

Eventually he went to sit down looking deflated and I managed to get some pics.

View attachment 1919699
View attachment 1919700View attachment 1919701

Poor guy probably got Jack shit off tinder and thought he could try IRL club game but this guy needed to start looksmaxxing asap as his current state was just invisible to girls.

Saw this stormfrontmaxxed dude. Like legit bald head covered in scalp tattoos looked like he walked of the set of romper stomper. Looked hard as fuck, malegazemaxxed. He just spent the night looking mean but didnt see him get any attention from women.



Saw some east asian guys east asian girl couples and the girls in these couples actually
looked pretty decent and non primal. Guys were fashionmaxxed but manlets and slight frames

All the other east asian girls I saw where with mostly black guys tonight but these girls were lower looks level and often heavily tattooed and very primal

Watched a couple of approaches by other guys.
Average guy approaching was strong MTN white guys and would try weird cringy dance moves to try and get the girls to join in the dance but in all but one of the cases the guys just got ignored, the girl would literally retreat into her circle of friends or shes just humour him for a short time until he got the hint and moved on.

Would definitely agree that approaching in clubs without catching the girl mirin you first is pretty much dead and makes you look super desperate.

The girls in the club have eyes and they already scouted out the guys they like so if shes not receptive when you make eye contact you shouldn't even bother approaching imo.

Also brutal heightpill. Zoomers were definately not 6 1 on average or whateve the fuck.
There were lots of guys like in the 5"11 to 6"2 range. Above this was very rare. But tonnes of guys of height like 57 58 59 etc and on the dance floor they might aswell have not been there because tall guys are just so much more visible and if you're 58 you just get lost in the crowd. Girls literally cant physically spot you

At this club the hottest girls in there were the workers. There was maybe two decent girls in the place apart from the waitresses, average girl was weak MTB often overweight and just unappealing

I actually approach this cutesy looking girl and she blows me off immediately and I realise shes the waitress damn.

Theres this mixrace girl who is pretty fine so I go over basically just making space in front of her so I can dance and make eye contact. She doesn't turn away from me or anything and just dances so I think I'm good, so after a short dance I lean in to say something in her ear and she kinda recoiled a little so I'm feeling the vibe is weird and can feel her friends kinda staring daggers at me so I just cut my losses

So by this point I'm pretty wasted. And we go get some more alcohol from the shop before we hit the next club.

We smoking a j and I can see a group of girls watching us smoke so I just go up to them and tell em we dont know what club to hit next what do they think since they were clearly on their way somewhere.

I was in a big mixed gender group that I had come with so I think this was the reason the girls were pretty open if wed been an all guy group I think chances are much more likely for a hostile response.

Anyway these chicks going to a gay club JFL

I guess we going gay club then

WELCOME TO THE GAY ZONE



View attachment 1919711
Tried to put videos here but I think they're attached at bottom

Get to the gay club and security is very heavy we get ids scanned and patted down before we can get in. Seemed over kill to me but I've heard a ton of fights kick off at these places so maybe they do need this much security

This club was bigger and dark as fuck with strobe lighting and shit so it was hard to really see people in the dim and couldn't people watch here as easily.

Music is just some repetitive EDM bullshit ooosh ooosh ooosh shit

Even more manlets here and tons of shirtless dudes. Lots more black dudes than I was expecting and most of the black guys were gymaxxed hard.

Girls here were basically split in two

Some where slim rave girl types who were wearing next to nothing and 100% on drugs. These girls were pretty much all decent looking.

Others were either fat, old as fuck or super ugly. Like double bag tier girls. Even saw a crossdresser

One of these ugly girls like just walks up to my friend and is like touching his face and shit. Being super fucking creepy. Hes trying find a way to ditch this chick and I just stand where she cant see me and laugh at him.

She was fat recessed like bottom of the barrel shit

As I'm going to the main room theres like a setting area and I spot 3 decent chicks by themselves just sitting so I approach. I try to make convo about whether they know which room is popping but they energy is dead and I can tell they dont want to talk so again I just cut my losses.

Dance abit more then out to smoking area.
Tried with multiple rave girls at various points throughout the night whenever on dance floor but had zero success with them.

Smoking area is packed and I can see some gay guy having a mental breakdown as some girl tries to calm him down

Theres a bunch of dudes here gurning their faces off clearly on pills too

I see some of the girls that I met outside the off license who told us to come her and go over.

They seem happy to see me and we get to talking. They're students and ask me what I'm studying. JFL I'm early 30s btw

I decide to lie and saw I'm doing a PhD JFL.
Theres two of the girls I think are potentials and I'm trying to figure out which I should try go for. But then one of the girls takes me chain and wears it. Shes like oh shell give it back later. So know I'm thinking she definately wants to fuck so I focus in on her.

She was petite black hair french girl like a strong MTB but kinda my type.

Plus none of her friends seem to be trying to cockblock so I'm feeling good about the situation

We all go back in together almost those girls and me with 2 other boys with me. They want to get drinks so we all go to the bar and I get to speak with the french girl abit more. One of my friends who's tall light mena looking paki is also getting attention but the other guy is weak mtn andgetting nowhere.

We dance for abit as a group then us guys leave to find our other friends.

We find em and start dancing in this other room

Go dance abit more a gay guy is dancing next to me and his hand "accidently" brushes against my groin area so I'm like nope fuckvthis and just turn and walk off immediately

So I go back to first room and I spot the girls and just start dancing with french girl. I go into lean to saw something in her ear and this time it works shes receptive. So I put my arm around her waist and pull her closer shes still receptive so I just go in for the kiss.

Success. So we make out abit and then carry on dancing eventually the girls want to go get food so I tell them I'm gonna say bye to my friends and meet em in smoking area.

Whe I get there the girls are still waiting on some of their friends to get back to coatcheck

Theres a different gay guy having a breakdown here now

The girls wander aimlessly for ages even though one of this girls has phone out and is supposedly using google maps.

Finally get to kebab place.
The girls all want to lome share between two so I end up sharing with french girl.
This was actually super annoying since I wanted to eat and was kinda pissed but I didnt say anything obviously.

Probably should mention here the girls are kings uni students living in halls which happen to near this gay club.

Also I popped I viagra while in the club earlier soon after the girl took my chain

Anyway we finally get moving again and by now shes like leaning on me etc while we were at the kebab place sitting down

As soon as we get back to hers start making out again after abit of groping we taking clothes off and I start fingering her.

I truly believe fingering is such a cornerstone and such an ez way to make a girl cum and get her all ready before you give her the d

Anyway I was going to down on her after I made her cum but shes like shes doesn't like that. I'm not complaining

Ask for a bj and get a super unethasthic shitty one

So I go back to making out. I was pretty drunk but with virgra shit was diamonds.

Do the deed. The i tell her i gotta leave shes takes my ig. Also remember took chain back.

Wrote this one the train home so might not be fully coherent .

Spoiler: tags

@Niko69 @Xangsane @FailedNormieManlet @Chadethnic101 @Chinacurry @DoctorLooksmax @Thomas DOM


@elld101


@chinpilled69


@Lonely


@SadLivwr


@TRUE_CEL @AscensionMan98


@SunniMogger


@FrameMogger


@rand anon


@Zer0/∞


@StreegeReturn


@MakinItHappenReturn

@Niko69 @

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@ManletBlackcel @

@MoggerGaston @Amnesia @tyronelite @ReadBooksEveryday @Africancel

htf do you slay so much????????? Wtf. I've not been clubbing in a while now too. Fuark man, mirin hard

 

[Deleted member 14693]

No one is gonna read this.

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

No one is gonna read this.

I read every word of it.

I don't get how he slays so much tbh, he legit looks HTN at best imo. But many call him chadlite, so could be me being bias tbh

 

[MoggerGaston]

Anyway I was going to down on her after I made her cum but shes like shes doesn't like that. I'm not complaining

never met a girl that liked being licked tbh. I don't even bother anymore nowadays because I've had this too many times where they tell me they don't like it and consider it submissive and unattractive male behavior.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

I read every word of it.

I started reading but I could tell its one of these uninteresting threads again that have a story that no one irl would bother telling cause its just normal clubbing experience.

I don't get how he slays so much tbh, he legit looks HTN at best imo. But many call him chadlite, so could be me being bias tbh

Haven't seen him but probably height and NT then.

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

I started reading but I could tell its one of these uninteresting threads again that have a story that no one irl would bother telling cause its just normal clubbing experience.

Haven't seen him but probably height and NT then.

He is very NT tbh and has good height. But still he slays a lot lol. Even on OLD.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

He is very NT tbh and has good height. But still he slays a lot lol. Even on OLD.

If he is the guy on his profile pic you underrate him tbh

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

If he is the guy on his profile pic you underrate him tbh

nah dude he isn't his pfp

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Slaying in Uk nightclub isn’t possible imo

 

[𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚢𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛]

never met a girl that liked being licked tbh. I don't even bother anymore nowadays because I've had this too many times where they tell me they don't like it and consider it submissive and unattractive male behavior.

What are you on about they love it. I don’t know why you would ever go down on a girl from a club anyway unless you want mouth aids.

 

[MoggerGaston]

What are you on about they love it. I don’t know why you would ever go down on a girl from a club anyway unless you want mouth aids.

i look dom/masc and only attract sub girls. they dont like it

 

[Chinacurry]

First club was a small club so I had a view of the entire dancefloor and could watch the interactions of all the people pretty easily

ive finally gone looksmax full autist and spend alot of evening here just watching the sub5 males flounder and fail like it was a fucking safari

I saw this guy with this super horseface. Literally midface from hell and I never saw him dancing wa just always walking from one end of the club to the other. Youd just spot him walking past trying get through every couple of minutes. Dont know if he was even there with friends.

I tried to take pics but most were shit because people the dance floor keep blocking or it was too dark.

Got this dude though.

Bald. Manlet. Shit face. Bad frame. Totally over

He was part of a larger group and was trying his best but he just looked so out of place

Like the pictures don't do it justice he was on the dance surround by guys who mugged him hard even totally average guy mogged him hard.
Even when he was dancing with the group of his friends hed often be right outside the circle trying to get in.

Eventually he went to sit down looking deflated and I managed to get some pics.

View attachment 1919699
View attachment 1919700View attachment 1919701

Poor guy probably got Jack shit off tinder and thought he could try IRL club game but this guy needed to start looksmaxxing asap as his current state was just invisible to girls.

Saw this stormfrontmaxxed dude. Like legit bald head covered in scalp tattoos looked like he walked of the set of romper stomper. Looked hard as fuck, malegazemaxxed. He just spent the night looking mean but didnt see him get any attention from women.



Saw some east asian guys east asian girl couples and the girls in these couples actually
looked pretty decent and non primal. Guys were fashionmaxxed but manlets and slight frames

All the other east asian girls I saw where with mostly black guys tonight but these girls were lower looks level and often heavily tattooed and very primal

Watched a couple of approaches by other guys.
Average guy approaching was strong MTN white guys and would try weird cringy dance moves to try and get the girls to join in the dance but in all but one of the cases the guys just got ignored, the girl would literally retreat into her circle of friends or shes just humour him for a short time until he got the hint and moved on.

Would definitely agree that approaching in clubs without catching the girl mirin you first is pretty much dead and makes you look super desperate.

The girls in the club have eyes and they already scouted out the guys they like so if shes not receptive when you make eye contact you shouldn't even bother approaching imo.

Also brutal heightpill. Zoomers were definately not 6 1 on average or whateve the fuck.
There were lots of guys like in the 5"11 to 6"2 range. Above this was very rare. But tonnes of guys of height like 57 58 59 etc and on the dance floor they might aswell have not been there because tall guys are just so much more visible and if you're 58 you just get lost in the crowd. Girls literally cant physically spot you

At this club the hottest girls in there were the workers. There was maybe two decent girls in the place apart from the waitresses, average girl was weak MTB often overweight and just unappealing

I actually approach this cutesy looking girl and she blows me off immediately and I realise shes the waitress damn.

Theres this mixrace girl who is pretty fine so I go over basically just making space in front of her so I can dance and make eye contact. She doesn't turn away from me or anything and just dances so I think I'm good, so after a short dance I lean in to say something in her ear and she kinda recoiled a little so I'm feeling the vibe is weird and can feel her friends kinda staring daggers at me so I just cut my losses

So by this point I'm pretty wasted. And we go get some more alcohol from the shop before we hit the next club.

We smoking a j and I can see a group of girls watching us smoke so I just go up to them and tell em we dont know what club to hit next what do they think since they were clearly on their way somewhere.

I was in a big mixed gender group that I had come with so I think this was the reason the girls were pretty open if wed been an all guy group I think chances are much more likely for a hostile response.

Anyway these chicks going to a gay club JFL

I guess we going gay club then

WELCOME TO THE GAY ZONE



View attachment 1919711
Tried to put videos here but I think they're attached at bottom

Get to the gay club and security is very heavy we get ids scanned and patted down before we can get in. Seemed over kill to me but I've heard a ton of fights kick off at these places so maybe they do need this much security

This club was bigger and dark as fuck with strobe lighting and shit so it was hard to really see people in the dim and couldn't people watch here as easily.

Music is just some repetitive EDM bullshit ooosh ooosh ooosh shit

Even more manlets here and tons of shirtless dudes. Lots more black dudes than I was expecting and most of the black guys were gymaxxed hard.

Girls here were basically split in two

Some where slim rave girl types who were wearing next to nothing and 100% on drugs. These girls were pretty much all decent looking.

Others were either fat, old as fuck or super ugly. Like double bag tier girls. Even saw a crossdresser

One of these ugly girls like just walks up to my friend and is like touching his face and shit. Being super fucking creepy. Hes trying find a way to ditch this chick and I just stand where she cant see me and laugh at him.

She was fat recessed like bottom of the barrel shit

As I'm going to the main room theres like a setting area and I spot 3 decent chicks by themselves just sitting so I approach. I try to make convo about whether they know which room is popping but they energy is dead and I can tell they dont want to talk so again I just cut my losses.

Dance abit more then out to smoking area.
Tried with multiple rave girls at various points throughout the night whenever on dance floor but had zero success with them.

Smoking area is packed and I can see some gay guy having a mental breakdown as some girl tries to calm him down

Theres a bunch of dudes here gurning their faces off clearly on pills too

I see some of the girls that I met outside the off license who told us to come her and go over.

They seem happy to see me and we get to talking. They're students and ask me what I'm studying. JFL I'm early 30s btw

I decide to lie and saw I'm doing a PhD JFL.
Theres two of the girls I think are potentials and I'm trying to figure out which I should try go for. But then one of the girls takes me chain and wears it. Shes like oh shell give it back later. So know I'm thinking she definately wants to fuck so I focus in on her.

She was petite black hair french girl like a strong MTB but kinda my type.

Plus none of her friends seem to be trying to cockblock so I'm feeling good about the situation

We all go back in together almost those girls and me with 2 other boys with me. They want to get drinks so we all go to the bar and I get to speak with the french girl abit more. One of my friends who's tall light mena looking paki is also getting attention but the other guy is weak mtn andgetting nowhere.

We dance for abit as a group then us guys leave to find our other friends.

We find em and start dancing in this other room

Go dance abit more a gay guy is dancing next to me and his hand "accidently" brushes against my groin area so I'm like nope fuckvthis and just turn and walk off immediately

So I go back to first room and I spot the girls and just start dancing with french girl. I go into lean to saw something in her ear and this time it works shes receptive. So I put my arm around her waist and pull her closer shes still receptive so I just go in for the kiss.

Success. So we make out abit and then carry on dancing eventually the girls want to go get food so I tell them I'm gonna say bye to my friends and meet em in smoking area.

Whe I get there the girls are still waiting on some of their friends to get back to coatcheck

Theres a different gay guy having a breakdown here now

The girls wander aimlessly for ages even though one of this girls has phone out and is supposedly using google maps.

Finally get to kebab place.
The girls all want to lome share between two so I end up sharing with french girl.
This was actually super annoying since I wanted to eat and was kinda pissed but I didnt say anything obviously.

Probably should mention here the girls are kings uni students living in halls which happen to near this gay club.

Also I popped I viagra while in the club earlier soon after the girl took my chain

Anyway we finally get moving again and by now shes like leaning on me etc while we were at the kebab place sitting down

As soon as we get back to hers start making out again after abit of groping we taking clothes off and I start fingering her.

I truly believe fingering is such a cornerstone and such an ez way to make a girl cum and get her all ready before you give her the d

Anyway I was going to down on her after I made her cum but shes like shes doesn't like that. I'm not complaining

Ask for a bj and get a super unethasthic shitty one

So I go back to making out. I was pretty drunk but with virgra shit was diamonds.

Do the deed. The i tell her i gotta leave shes takes my ig. Also remember took chain back.

Wrote this one the train home so might not be fully coherent .

Spoiler: tags

@Niko69 @Xangsane @FailedNormieManlet @Chadethnic101 @Chinacurry @DoctorLooksmax @Thomas DOM


@elld101


@chinpilled69


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Got as far as east asiam girls with black guys. Can guarantee in East asia the girls won't be with anyone who's not porcelain white

 

[Chadethnic101]

First club was a small club so I had a view of the entire dancefloor and could watch the interactions of all the people pretty easily

ive finally gone looksmax full autist and spend alot of evening here just watching the sub5 males flounder and fail like it was a fucking safari

I saw this guy with this super horseface. Literally midface from hell and I never saw him dancing wa just always walking from one end of the club to the other. Youd just spot him walking past trying get through every couple of minutes. Dont know if he was even there with friends.

I tried to take pics but most were shit because people the dance floor keep blocking or it was too dark.

Got this dude though.

Bald. Manlet. Shit face. Bad frame. Totally over

He was part of a larger group and was trying his best but he just looked so out of place

Like the pictures don't do it justice he was on the dance surround by guys who mugged him hard even totally average guy mogged him hard.
Even when he was dancing with the group of his friends hed often be right outside the circle trying to get in.

Eventually he went to sit down looking deflated and I managed to get some pics.

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Poor guy probably got Jack shit off tinder and thought he could try IRL club game but this guy needed to start looksmaxxing asap as his current state was just invisible to girls.

Saw this stormfrontmaxxed dude. Like legit bald head covered in scalp tattoos looked like he walked of the set of romper stomper. Looked hard as fuck, malegazemaxxed. He just spent the night looking mean but didnt see him get any attention from women.



Saw some east asian guys east asian girl couples and the girls in these couples actually
looked pretty decent and non primal. Guys were fashionmaxxed but manlets and slight frames

All the other east asian girls I saw where with mostly black guys tonight but these girls were lower looks level and often heavily tattooed and very primal

Watched a couple of approaches by other guys.
Average guy approaching was strong MTN white guys and would try weird cringy dance moves to try and get the girls to join in the dance but in all but one of the cases the guys just got ignored, the girl would literally retreat into her circle of friends or shes just humour him for a short time until he got the hint and moved on.

Would definitely agree that approaching in clubs without catching the girl mirin you first is pretty much dead and makes you look super desperate.

The girls in the club have eyes and they already scouted out the guys they like so if shes not receptive when you make eye contact you shouldn't even bother approaching imo.

Also brutal heightpill. Zoomers were definately not 6 1 on average or whateve the fuck.
There were lots of guys like in the 5"11 to 6"2 range. Above this was very rare. But tonnes of guys of height like 57 58 59 etc and on the dance floor they might aswell have not been there because tall guys are just so much more visible and if you're 58 you just get lost in the crowd. Girls literally cant physically spot you

At this club the hottest girls in there were the workers. There was maybe two decent girls in the place apart from the waitresses, average girl was weak MTB often overweight and just unappealing

I actually approach this cutesy looking girl and she blows me off immediately and I realise shes the waitress damn.

Theres this mixrace girl who is pretty fine so I go over basically just making space in front of her so I can dance and make eye contact. She doesn't turn away from me or anything and just dances so I think I'm good, so after a short dance I lean in to say something in her ear and she kinda recoiled a little so I'm feeling the vibe is weird and can feel her friends kinda staring daggers at me so I just cut my losses

So by this point I'm pretty wasted. And we go get some more alcohol from the shop before we hit the next club.

We smoking a j and I can see a group of girls watching us smoke so I just go up to them and tell em we dont know what club to hit next what do they think since they were clearly on their way somewhere.

I was in a big mixed gender group that I had come with so I think this was the reason the girls were pretty open if wed been an all guy group I think chances are much more likely for a hostile response.

Anyway these chicks going to a gay club JFL

I guess we going gay club then

WELCOME TO THE GAY ZONE



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Tried to put videos here but I think they're attached at bottom

Get to the gay club and security is very heavy we get ids scanned and patted down before we can get in. Seemed over kill to me but I've heard a ton of fights kick off at these places so maybe they do need this much security

This club was bigger and dark as fuck with strobe lighting and shit so it was hard to really see people in the dim and couldn't people watch here as easily.

Music is just some repetitive EDM bullshit ooosh ooosh ooosh shit

Even more manlets here and tons of shirtless dudes. Lots more black dudes than I was expecting and most of the black guys were gymaxxed hard.

Girls here were basically split in two

Some where slim rave girl types who were wearing next to nothing and 100% on drugs. These girls were pretty much all decent looking.

Others were either fat, old as fuck or super ugly. Like double bag tier girls. Even saw a crossdresser

One of these ugly girls like just walks up to my friend and is like touching his face and shit. Being super fucking creepy. Hes trying find a way to ditch this chick and I just stand where she cant see me and laugh at him.

She was fat recessed like bottom of the barrel shit

As I'm going to the main room theres like a setting area and I spot 3 decent chicks by themselves just sitting so I approach. I try to make convo about whether they know which room is popping but they energy is dead and I can tell they dont want to talk so again I just cut my losses.

Dance abit more then out to smoking area.
Tried with multiple rave girls at various points throughout the night whenever on dance floor but had zero success with them.

Smoking area is packed and I can see some gay guy having a mental breakdown as some girl tries to calm him down

Theres a bunch of dudes here gurning their faces off clearly on pills too

I see some of the girls that I met outside the off license who told us to come her and go over.

They seem happy to see me and we get to talking. They're students and ask me what I'm studying. JFL I'm early 30s btw

I decide to lie and saw I'm doing a PhD JFL.
Theres two of the girls I think are potentials and I'm trying to figure out which I should try go for. But then one of the girls takes me chain and wears it. Shes like oh shell give it back later. So know I'm thinking she definately wants to fuck so I focus in on her.

She was petite black hair french girl like a strong MTB but kinda my type.

Plus none of her friends seem to be trying to cockblock so I'm feeling good about the situation

We all go back in together almost those girls and me with 2 other boys with me. They want to get drinks so we all go to the bar and I get to speak with the french girl abit more. One of my friends who's tall light mena looking paki is also getting attention but the other guy is weak mtn andgetting nowhere.

We dance for abit as a group then us guys leave to find our other friends.

We find em and start dancing in this other room

Go dance abit more a gay guy is dancing next to me and his hand "accidently" brushes against my groin area so I'm like nope fuckvthis and just turn and walk off immediately

So I go back to first room and I spot the girls and just start dancing with french girl. I go into lean to saw something in her ear and this time it works shes receptive. So I put my arm around her waist and pull her closer shes still receptive so I just go in for the kiss.

Success. So we make out abit and then carry on dancing eventually the girls want to go get food so I tell them I'm gonna say bye to my friends and meet em in smoking area.

Whe I get there the girls are still waiting on some of their friends to get back to coatcheck

Theres a different gay guy having a breakdown here now

The girls wander aimlessly for ages even though one of this girls has phone out and is supposedly using google maps.

Finally get to kebab place.
The girls all want to lome share between two so I end up sharing with french girl.
This was actually super annoying since I wanted to eat and was kinda pissed but I didnt say anything obviously.

Probably should mention here the girls are kings uni students living in halls which happen to near this gay club.

Also I popped I viagra while in the club earlier soon after the girl took my chain

Anyway we finally get moving again and by now shes like leaning on me etc while we were at the kebab place sitting down

As soon as we get back to hers start making out again after abit of groping we taking clothes off and I start fingering her.

I truly believe fingering is such a cornerstone and such an ez way to make a girl cum and get her all ready before you give her the d

Anyway I was going to down on her after I made her cum but shes like shes doesn't like that. I'm not complaining

Ask for a bj and get a super unethasthic shitty one

So I go back to making out. I was pretty drunk but with virgra shit was diamonds.

Do the deed. The i tell her i gotta leave shes takes my ig. Also remember took chain back.

Wrote this one the train home so might not be fully coherent .

Spoiler: tags

@Niko69 @Xangsane @FailedNormieManlet @Chadethnic101 @Chinacurry @DoctorLooksmax @Thomas DOM


@elld101


@chinpilled69


@Lonely


@SadLivwr


@TRUE_CEL @AscensionMan98


@SunniMogger


@FrameMogger


@rand anon


@Zer0/∞


@StreegeReturn


@MakinItHappenReturn

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@8PSLcel @

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@MoggerGaston @Amnesia @tyronelite @ReadBooksEveryday @Africancel

So defo in clubs you need them mirin first typically esp if it's a small place

Girls see what the guys are doing totally lol

And rate the girls waiting for you
Many many times they say they're gonna wait and cut jfl

 

[Chadethnic101]

I read every word of it.

I don't get how he slays so much tbh, he legit looks HTN at best imo. But many call him chadlite, so could be me being bias tbh

I believe bhai is dark skin too 6ft, many white users esp would say he's too dark and curry looking
Tbh I do rate the success he has coz due to pheno I wouldn't expect this typically

But @ItsOVERBuddyBoyos isn't a negative dude and doesn't let the sites limitations of currys put him off which tbh I really rate
And good on him man sounds like a good night haha club game is big luck still logistic worked perfectly this night which is good tbh coz there were 0 cockblocks here (I was cockblocked consistently last night)

I fkn met a Romanian girl who was really onto me last night but she stank of body odour I just couldn't do it fml lmao

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Gay club near kings- was it heaven lol?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I read every word of it.

I don't get how he slays so much tbh, he legit looks HTN at best imo. But many call him chadlite, so could be me being bias tbh

We all have diff standards ini, I realised that today XD some guys view others as better others view others as looking better. HTN is good enough to get play I should know, Chadlite is where you want it though cos that’s where girls will cold approach you.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

never met a girl that liked being licked tbh. I don't even bother anymore nowadays because I've had this too many times where they tell me they don't like it and consider it submissive and unattractive male behavior.

The bitch I was dating loved being licked so fuckin much she said if I don’t do it it’s a dealbreaker and I wasn’t ready to be incel again so I did the deed

 

[ascension]

Anyway these chicks going to a gay club JFL

I guess we going gay club then

The things people do to get pussy...

 

[Adonis]

First club was a small club so I had a view of the entire dancefloor and could watch the interactions of all the people pretty easily

ive finally gone looksmax full autist and spend alot of evening here just watching the sub5 males flounder and fail like it was a fucking safari

I saw this guy with this super horseface. Literally midface from hell and I never saw him dancing wa just always walking from one end of the club to the other. Youd just spot him walking past trying get through every couple of minutes. Dont know if he was even there with friends.

I tried to take pics but most were shit because people the dance floor keep blocking or it was too dark.

Got this dude though.

Bald. Manlet. Shit face. Bad frame. Totally over

He was part of a larger group and was trying his best but he just looked so out of place

Like the pictures don't do it justice he was on the dance surround by guys who mugged him hard even totally average guy mogged him hard.
Even when he was dancing with the group of his friends hed often be right outside the circle trying to get in.

Eventually he went to sit down looking deflated and I managed to get some pics.

View attachment 1919699
View attachment 1919700View attachment 1919701

Poor guy probably got Jack shit off tinder and thought he could try IRL club game but this guy needed to start looksmaxxing asap as his current state was just invisible to girls.

Saw this stormfrontmaxxed dude. Like legit bald head covered in scalp tattoos looked like he walked of the set of romper stomper. Looked hard as fuck, malegazemaxxed. He just spent the night looking mean but didnt see him get any attention from women.



Saw some east asian guys east asian girl couples and the girls in these couples actually
looked pretty decent and non primal. Guys were fashionmaxxed but manlets and slight frames

All the other east asian girls I saw where with mostly black guys tonight but these girls were lower looks level and often heavily tattooed and very primal

Watched a couple of approaches by other guys.
Average guy approaching was strong MTN white guys and would try weird cringy dance moves to try and get the girls to join in the dance but in all but one of the cases the guys just got ignored, the girl would literally retreat into her circle of friends or shes just humour him for a short time until he got the hint and moved on.

Would definitely agree that approaching in clubs without catching the girl mirin you first is pretty much dead and makes you look super desperate.

The girls in the club have eyes and they already scouted out the guys they like so if shes not receptive when you make eye contact you shouldn't even bother approaching imo.

Also brutal heightpill. Zoomers were definately not 6 1 on average or whateve the fuck.
There were lots of guys like in the 5"11 to 6"2 range. Above this was very rare. But tonnes of guys of height like 57 58 59 etc and on the dance floor they might aswell have not been there because tall guys are just so much more visible and if you're 58 you just get lost in the crowd. Girls literally cant physically spot you

At this club the hottest girls in there were the workers. There was maybe two decent girls in the place apart from the waitresses, average girl was weak MTB often overweight and just unappealing

I actually approach this cutesy looking girl and she blows me off immediately and I realise shes the waitress damn.

Theres this mixrace girl who is pretty fine so I go over basically just making space in front of her so I can dance and make eye contact. She doesn't turn away from me or anything and just dances so I think I'm good, so after a short dance I lean in to say something in her ear and she kinda recoiled a little so I'm feeling the vibe is weird and can feel her friends kinda staring daggers at me so I just cut my losses

So by this point I'm pretty wasted. And we go get some more alcohol from the shop before we hit the next club.

We smoking a j and I can see a group of girls watching us smoke so I just go up to them and tell em we dont know what club to hit next what do they think since they were clearly on their way somewhere.

I was in a big mixed gender group that I had come with so I think this was the reason the girls were pretty open if wed been an all guy group I think chances are much more likely for a hostile response.

Anyway these chicks going to a gay club JFL

I guess we going gay club then

WELCOME TO THE GAY ZONE



View attachment 1919711
Tried to put videos here but I think they're attached at bottom

Get to the gay club and security is very heavy we get ids scanned and patted down before we can get in. Seemed over kill to me but I've heard a ton of fights kick off at these places so maybe they do need this much security

This club was bigger and dark as fuck with strobe lighting and shit so it was hard to really see people in the dim and couldn't people watch here as easily.

Music is just some repetitive EDM bullshit ooosh ooosh ooosh shit

Even more manlets here and tons of shirtless dudes. Lots more black dudes than I was expecting and most of the black guys were gymaxxed hard.

Girls here were basically split in two

Some where slim rave girl types who were wearing next to nothing and 100% on drugs. These girls were pretty much all decent looking.

Others were either fat, old as fuck or super ugly. Like double bag tier girls. Even saw a crossdresser

One of these ugly girls like just walks up to my friend and is like touching his face and shit. Being super fucking creepy. Hes trying find a way to ditch this chick and I just stand where she cant see me and laugh at him.

She was fat recessed like bottom of the barrel shit

As I'm going to the main room theres like a setting area and I spot 3 decent chicks by themselves just sitting so I approach. I try to make convo about whether they know which room is popping but they energy is dead and I can tell they dont want to talk so again I just cut my losses.

Dance abit more then out to smoking area.
Tried with multiple rave girls at various points throughout the night whenever on dance floor but had zero success with them.

Smoking area is packed and I can see some gay guy having a mental breakdown as some girl tries to calm him down

Theres a bunch of dudes here gurning their faces off clearly on pills too

I see some of the girls that I met outside the off license who told us to come her and go over.

They seem happy to see me and we get to talking. They're students and ask me what I'm studying. JFL I'm early 30s btw

I decide to lie and saw I'm doing a PhD JFL.
Theres two of the girls I think are potentials and I'm trying to figure out which I should try go for. But then one of the girls takes me chain and wears it. Shes like oh shell give it back later. So know I'm thinking she definately wants to fuck so I focus in on her.

She was petite black hair french girl like a strong MTB but kinda my type.

Plus none of her friends seem to be trying to cockblock so I'm feeling good about the situation

We all go back in together almost those girls and me with 2 other boys with me. They want to get drinks so we all go to the bar and I get to speak with the french girl abit more. One of my friends who's tall light mena looking paki is also getting attention but the other guy is weak mtn andgetting nowhere.

We dance for abit as a group then us guys leave to find our other friends.

We find em and start dancing in this other room

Go dance abit more a gay guy is dancing next to me and his hand "accidently" brushes against my groin area so I'm like nope fuckvthis and just turn and walk off immediately

So I go back to first room and I spot the girls and just start dancing with french girl. I go into lean to saw something in her ear and this time it works shes receptive. So I put my arm around her waist and pull her closer shes still receptive so I just go in for the kiss.

Success. So we make out abit and then carry on dancing eventually the girls want to go get food so I tell them I'm gonna say bye to my friends and meet em in smoking area.

Whe I get there the girls are still waiting on some of their friends to get back to coatcheck

Theres a different gay guy having a breakdown here now

The girls wander aimlessly for ages even though one of this girls has phone out and is supposedly using google maps.

Finally get to kebab place.
The girls all want to lome share between two so I end up sharing with french girl.
This was actually super annoying since I wanted to eat and was kinda pissed but I didnt say anything obviously.

Probably should mention here the girls are kings uni students living in halls which happen to near this gay club.

Also I popped I viagra while in the club earlier soon after the girl took my chain

Anyway we finally get moving again and by now shes like leaning on me etc while we were at the kebab place sitting down

As soon as we get back to hers start making out again after abit of groping we taking clothes off and I start fingering her.

I truly believe fingering is such a cornerstone and such an ez way to make a girl cum and get her all ready before you give her the d

Anyway I was going to down on her after I made her cum but shes like shes doesn't like that. I'm not complaining

Ask for a bj and get a super unethasthic shitty one

So I go back to making out. I was pretty drunk but with virgra shit was diamonds.

Do the deed. The i tell her i gotta leave shes takes my ig. Also remember took chain back.

Wrote this one the train home so might not be fully coherent .

Spoiler: tags

@Niko69 @Xangsane @FailedNormieManlet @Chadethnic101 @Chinacurry @DoctorLooksmax @Thomas DOM


@elld101


@chinpilled69


@Lonely


@SadLivwr


@TRUE_CEL @AscensionMan98


@SunniMogger


@FrameMogger


@rand anon


@Zer0/∞


@StreegeReturn


@MakinItHappenReturn

@Niko69 @

@forevergymcelling @

@Xangsane @

@8PSLcel @

@DoctorLooksmax @

@ManletBlackcel @

@MoggerGaston @Amnesia @tyronelite @ReadBooksEveryday @Africancel

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Also I popped I viagra while in the club earlier soon after the girl took my chain

Do you need viagra to fuck?

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

htf do you slay so much????????? Wtf. I've not been clubbing in a while now too. Fuark man, mirin hard

I actually think nightclubs are way worse for picking up women if you only considering ease of fucking and looks level of girl
however the feeling on a night out is so different its way more fun. Like meeting girls one on one from OLD is very low intensity and stress and you dont have the big highs and lows of a night out. Also in real life you mass approach so you interact with dozens of girls in quick succession.

I also verbally approach probably 10ish girls and on top of that just put myself in the vicinity of any pretty much every single decently hot chick to see if she was mirin in both clubs.

never met a girl that liked being licked tbh. I don't even bother anymore nowadays because I've had this too many times where they tell me they don't like it and consider it submissive and unattractive male behavior.

What are you on about they love it. I don’t know why you would ever go down on a girl from a club anyway unless you want mouth aids.

This is not the first time a girl has told me that she doesn't like guys going down on her.
If it was one of the ravegirls i probably would have been more hesitant and sober yeah id see your point but by this time i was super fucked up

I started reading but I could tell its one of these uninteresting threads again that have a story that no one irl would bother telling cause its just normal clubbing experience.

Haven't seen him but probably height and NT then.

Yeah its a normal clubbing experience, i just thought id share here for entertainment + lots of people probably never ever been clubbing on the forum.

I was wearing boots so they already have a little heel and give height and then with 3 layers of lifts in them. So like amnesia tier lifts. was probably like 6'2ish on the dancefloor

So defo in clubs you need them mirin first typically esp if it's a small place

Girls see what the guys are doing totally lol

And rate the girls waiting for you
Many many times they say they're gonna wait and cut jfl

So i'm not some pro dancer im just a normal dude, but i do always be conscious on the dancefloor to visually look like im having tonnes of fun so smiling ALOT and just interacting with the people i came out with because girls are always watching and i think this helps massively

Also i was in a big mixed gender group of 10+ people. and i heightmogged all guys apart from 2 were 6 foot plus guys, but i was best looking guy in the group. So like not only do i look NT because of having girls and friends around me, my head is clearly visible alot of the time especially if im dancing next to one of my like 5'2 south asian girl friends.

So those group of girls had been chatting to the girls in our group all the way to the gay club, this was a big reason they were friendly to me imo. We bumped into each other on the road after the first club so there was the other guys and girls in my group did alot of the heavy lifting for me. Had i been alone or with just 1 or 2 guys only i think they would have been way less open.

By the time they waiting in the smoking area we'd had a bunch of interactions throughout the night. and in smoking area i got the chance to really talk for a good while with them.

Gay club near kings- was it heaven lol?

Club was union

https://beinvauxhall.com/venues/union-club-vauxhall/

I didn't realise vauxhall was some special gay area till yday/today

I believe bhai is dark skin too 6ft, many white users esp would say he's too dark and curry looking
Tbh I do rate the success he has coz due to pheno I wouldn't expect this typically

But @ItsOVERBuddyBoyos isn't a negative dude and doesn't let the sites limitations of currys put him off which tbh I really rate
And good on him man sounds like a good night haha club game is big luck still logistic worked perfectly this night which is good tbh coz there were 0 cockblocks here (I was cockblocked consistently last night)

I fkn met a Romanian girl who was really onto me last night but she stank of body odour I just couldn't do it fml lmao

1000%
i just checked and kings halls are 0.5 miles from the club JFL
https://www.google.com/maps/dir/SE1...a452439e255!2m2!1d-0.1260728!2d51.4829575!3e2

Do you need viagra to fuck?

No
but on nights out ill often do whatever drugs on offer and drink like a madman so ive never had the problem of bussing early but if im really fucked up esp pills it can be hard to get it started sometimes.
So the viagra is a mental crutch basically you just feel calmer after it so no performance anxiety.
imagine you get to hers and your dick don't automatically turn on like a machine, it would be so embarrassing.

The things people do to get pussy...

I was in a big group and when our group started chatting with those girls, they were going gay club and enough people in my group also wanted to go gay club.
I'm not going to bitch about it, i just went with the flow

I actually never been to one before, was my first time

 

[Sprinkles]

Can’t imagine going down on some rando whore in a club, imagine how many cocks have been through her. What if she queefs out some blokes cum.

Hope you dont get a throat infection boyo

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

First club was a small club so I had a view of the entire dancefloor and could watch the interactions of all the people pretty easily

ive finally gone looksmax full autist and spend alot of evening here just watching the sub5 males flounder and fail like it was a fucking safari

I saw this guy with this super horseface. Literally midface from hell and I never saw him dancing wa just always walking from one end of the club to the other. Youd just spot him walking past trying get through every couple of minutes. Dont know if he was even there with friends.

I tried to take pics but most were shit because people the dance floor keep blocking or it was too dark.

Got this dude though.

Bald. Manlet. Shit face. Bad frame. Totally over

He was part of a larger group and was trying his best but he just looked so out of place

Like the pictures don't do it justice he was on the dance surround by guys who mugged him hard even totally average guy mogged him hard.
Even when he was dancing with the group of his friends hed often be right outside the circle trying to get in.

Eventually he went to sit down looking deflated and I managed to get some pics.

View attachment 1919699
View attachment 1919700View attachment 1919701

Poor guy probably got Jack shit off tinder and thought he could try IRL club game but this guy needed to start looksmaxxing asap as his current state was just invisible to girls.

Saw this stormfrontmaxxed dude. Like legit bald head covered in scalp tattoos looked like he walked of the set of romper stomper. Looked hard as fuck, malegazemaxxed. He just spent the night looking mean but didnt see him get any attention from women.



Saw some east asian guys east asian girl couples and the girls in these couples actually
looked pretty decent and non primal. Guys were fashionmaxxed but manlets and slight frames

All the other east asian girls I saw where with mostly black guys tonight but these girls were lower looks level and often heavily tattooed and very primal

Watched a couple of approaches by other guys.
Average guy approaching was strong MTN white guys and would try weird cringy dance moves to try and get the girls to join in the dance but in all but one of the cases the guys just got ignored, the girl would literally retreat into her circle of friends or shes just humour him for a short time until he got the hint and moved on.

Would definitely agree that approaching in clubs without catching the girl mirin you first is pretty much dead and makes you look super desperate.

The girls in the club have eyes and they already scouted out the guys they like so if shes not receptive when you make eye contact you shouldn't even bother approaching imo.

Also brutal heightpill. Zoomers were definately not 6 1 on average or whateve the fuck.
There were lots of guys like in the 5"11 to 6"2 range. Above this was very rare. But tonnes of guys of height like 57 58 59 etc and on the dance floor they might aswell have not been there because tall guys are just so much more visible and if you're 58 you just get lost in the crowd. Girls literally cant physically spot you

At this club the hottest girls in there were the workers. There was maybe two decent girls in the place apart from the waitresses, average girl was weak MTB often overweight and just unappealing

I actually approach this cutesy looking girl and she blows me off immediately and I realise shes the waitress damn.

Theres this mixrace girl who is pretty fine so I go over basically just making space in front of her so I can dance and make eye contact. She doesn't turn away from me or anything and just dances so I think I'm good, so after a short dance I lean in to say something in her ear and she kinda recoiled a little so I'm feeling the vibe is weird and can feel her friends kinda staring daggers at me so I just cut my losses

So by this point I'm pretty wasted. And we go get some more alcohol from the shop before we hit the next club.

We smoking a j and I can see a group of girls watching us smoke so I just go up to them and tell em we dont know what club to hit next what do they think since they were clearly on their way somewhere.

I was in a big mixed gender group that I had come with so I think this was the reason the girls were pretty open if wed been an all guy group I think chances are much more likely for a hostile response.

Anyway these chicks going to a gay club JFL

I guess we going gay club then

WELCOME TO THE GAY ZONE



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Get to the gay club and security is very heavy we get ids scanned and patted down before we can get in. Seemed over kill to me but I've heard a ton of fights kick off at these places so maybe they do need this much security

This club was bigger and dark as fuck with strobe lighting and shit so it was hard to really see people in the dim and couldn't people watch here as easily.

Music is just some repetitive EDM bullshit ooosh ooosh ooosh shit

Even more manlets here and tons of shirtless dudes. Lots more black dudes than I was expecting and most of the black guys were gymaxxed hard.

Girls here were basically split in two

Some where slim rave girl types who were wearing next to nothing and 100% on drugs. These girls were pretty much all decent looking.

Others were either fat, old as fuck or super ugly. Like double bag tier girls. Even saw a crossdresser

One of these ugly girls like just walks up to my friend and is like touching his face and shit. Being super fucking creepy. Hes trying find a way to ditch this chick and I just stand where she cant see me and laugh at him.

She was fat recessed like bottom of the barrel shit

As I'm going to the main room theres like a setting area and I spot 3 decent chicks by themselves just sitting so I approach. I try to make convo about whether they know which room is popping but they energy is dead and I can tell they dont want to talk so again I just cut my losses.

Dance abit more then out to smoking area.
Tried with multiple rave girls at various points throughout the night whenever on dance floor but had zero success with them.

Smoking area is packed and I can see some gay guy having a mental breakdown as some girl tries to calm him down

Theres a bunch of dudes here gurning their faces off clearly on pills too

I see some of the girls that I met outside the off license who told us to come her and go over.

They seem happy to see me and we get to talking. They're students and ask me what I'm studying. JFL I'm early 30s btw

I decide to lie and saw I'm doing a PhD JFL.
Theres two of the girls I think are potentials and I'm trying to figure out which I should try go for. But then one of the girls takes me chain and wears it. Shes like oh shell give it back later. So know I'm thinking she definately wants to fuck so I focus in on her.

She was petite black hair french girl like a strong MTB but kinda my type.

Plus none of her friends seem to be trying to cockblock so I'm feeling good about the situation

We all go back in together almost those girls and me with 2 other boys with me. They want to get drinks so we all go to the bar and I get to speak with the french girl abit more. One of my friends who's tall light mena looking paki is also getting attention but the other guy is weak mtn andgetting nowhere.

We dance for abit as a group then us guys leave to find our other friends.

We find em and start dancing in this other room

Go dance abit more a gay guy is dancing next to me and his hand "accidently" brushes against my groin area so I'm like nope fuckvthis and just turn and walk off immediately

So I go back to first room and I spot the girls and just start dancing with french girl. I go into lean to saw something in her ear and this time it works shes receptive. So I put my arm around her waist and pull her closer shes still receptive so I just go in for the kiss.

Success. So we make out abit and then carry on dancing eventually the girls want to go get food so I tell them I'm gonna say bye to my friends and meet em in smoking area.

Whe I get there the girls are still waiting on some of their friends to get back to coatcheck

Theres a different gay guy having a breakdown here now

The girls wander aimlessly for ages even though one of this girls has phone out and is supposedly using google maps.

Finally get to kebab place.
The girls all want to lome share between two so I end up sharing with french girl.
This was actually super annoying since I wanted to eat and was kinda pissed but I didnt say anything obviously.

Probably should mention here the girls are kings uni students living in halls which happen to near this gay club.

Also I popped I viagra while in the club earlier soon after the girl took my chain

Anyway we finally get moving again and by now shes like leaning on me etc while we were at the kebab place sitting down

As soon as we get back to hers start making out again after abit of groping we taking clothes off and I start fingering her.

I truly believe fingering is such a cornerstone and such an ez way to make a girl cum and get her all ready before you give her the d

Anyway I was going to down on her after I made her cum but shes like shes doesn't like that. I'm not complaining

Ask for a bj and get a super unethasthic shitty one

So I go back to making out. I was pretty drunk but with virgra shit was diamonds.

Do the deed. The i tell her i gotta leave shes takes my ig. Also remember took chain back.

Wrote this one the train home so might not be fully coherent .

Spoiler: tags

@Niko69 @Xangsane @FailedNormieManlet @Chadethnic101 @Chinacurry @DoctorLooksmax @Thomas DOM


@elld101


@chinpilled69


@Lonely


@SadLivwr


@TRUE_CEL @AscensionMan98


@SunniMogger


@FrameMogger


@rand anon


@Zer0/∞


@StreegeReturn


@MakinItHappenReturn

@Niko69 @

@forevergymcelling @

@Xangsane @

@8PSLcel @

@DoctorLooksmax @

@ManletBlackcel @

@MoggerGaston @Amnesia @tyronelite @ReadBooksEveryday @Africancel

Be honest with me. Do you really expect someone to read all that shit?

 

[Chinacurry]

I believe bhai is dark skin too 6ft, many white users esp would say he's too dark and curry looking
Tbh I do rate the success he has coz due to pheno I wouldn't expect this typically

But @ItsOVERBuddyBoyos isn't a negative dude and doesn't let the sites limitations of currys put him off which tbh I really rate
And good on him man sounds like a good night haha club game is big luck still logistic worked perfectly this night which is good tbh coz there were 0 cockblocks here (I was cockblocked consistently last night)

I fkn met a Romanian girl who was really onto me last night but she stank of body odour I just couldn't do it fml lmao

Don't think bhai is darkskin, he's between me and u.

But yeah he's 6'+ which will halo him big time

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Dm your face

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

Can’t imagine going down on some rando whore in a club, imagine how many cocks have been through her. What if she queefs out some blokes cum.

Hope you dont get a throat infection boyo

I do so much dumb fucking shit
Can't be worried about stuff too much you just end up cucking your own life
i didnt end up going down on her but at the time if she had asked me to i would have i was thinking with my dick at that point

Be honest with me. Do you really expect someone to read all that shit?

do what you want bro youre your own man
i couldve watched some netflix episode on the train back but i typed this all out because i like reading other peoples field reports and wanted to contribute

Don't think bhai is darkskin, he's between me and u.

But yeah he's 6'+ which will halo him big time

I call myself darkskin but im only dark compared to my own family.
For most south asians i think im like medium brown

 

[EdouardManlet]

Probably should mention here the girls are kings uni students living in halls which happen to near this gay club.

I remember applying to this uni back in the day (and getting rejected), isn't it like mostly girls?

 

[Foreverbrad]

Sounds fucking awful.

Clubbing is a huge red flag, instantly disqualified any girl from relationship material.

I get the thrill of the hunt but at the same time I don't think it's worth the risk of having to interact with drunk and aggressive men, one fight could literally end your SMV through disfigurement, all it takes is some bad luck.

 

[Chinacurry]

I do so much dumb fucking shit
Can't be worried about stuff too much you just end up cucking your own life
i didnt end up going down on her but at the time if she had asked me to i would have i was thinking with my dick at that point



do what you want bro youre your own man
i couldve watched some netflix episode on the train back but i typed this all out because i like reading other peoples field reports and wanted to contribute



I call myself darkskin but im only dark compared to my own family.
For most south asians i think im like medium brown

So you're probably like @Chadethnic101 colour then.

Btw what did u notice about noodles with ethnic dudes ? Zero, only ricemen and black thugs?

U r like me, autism makes u follow sub 5s and lurk on them and how clueless they are.

Some britcel did a trip report from algarve or Magaluf or some shit and basically it was full of sub 7s all hanging out together, getting no pussy, and deluding themselves as to the reason

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I do so much dumb fucking shit
Can't be worried about stuff too much you just end up cucking your own life
i didnt end up going down on her but at the time if she had asked me to i would have i was thinking with my dick at that point



do what you want bro youre your own man
i couldve watched some netflix episode on the train back but i typed this all out because i like reading other peoples field reports and wanted to contribute



I call myself darkskin but im only dark compared to my own family.
For most south asians i think im like medium brown

Eh, I'm fucking with you. My attention span is limited on Sundays. I can only tolerate a sentence.

 

[Pakicel]

So you're probably like @Chadethnic101 colour then

Nah. I think they are different phenos. Chadethnic is a lighter skinned bengali. This dude is dravidian. But he looks good.

 

[Pakicel]

I read every word of it.

I don't get how he slays so much tbh, he legit looks HTN at best imo. But many call him chadlite, so could be me being bias tbh

Nah. He looks good. Just has pheno failo. I don't think he has many of the shit traits curries have like bug eyes and he isn't manlet.

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

It's hard for me to tell
I think probably slight darker than average paki but comeplety average in india?

I only just now recently brought sunscreen I never wore it ever throughout my 20s

I'm not dravidian I'm punjabi/kashmiri

Just took a pic of forearm
But I think my face is more tan

@rand anon @Chinacurry @Pakicel @Chadethnic101 @FailedNormieManlet

 

[Pakicel]

It's hard for me to tell
I think probably slight darker than average paki but comeplety average in india?

I only just now recently brought sunscreen I never wore it ever throughout my 20s

I'm not dravidian I'm punjabi/kashmiri

Just took a pic of forearm
But I think my face is more tan

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@rand anon @Chinacurry @Pakicel @Chadethnic101 @FailedNormieManlet

I think you are average tbh.

 

[Pakicel]

It's hard for me to tell
I think probably slight darker than average paki but comeplety average in india?

I only just now recently brought sunscreen I never wore it ever throughout my 20s

I'm not dravidian I'm punjabi/kashmiri

Just took a pic of forearm
But I think my face is more tan

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@rand anon @Chinacurry @Pakicel @Chadethnic101 @FailedNormieManlet

Not dark or light relative to indians/pakis. But in some places in pakistan, you would be seen as dark.

 

[6ft4]

Slaying in Uk nightclub isn’t possible imo

Notice the group of foids that were receptive to him and his group met outside an off license
Then they began interacting again inside a GAY BAR where the competition is lessened and the pressure is off to an extent
From what I gather from the posts here by UKcels, all subChadlite solo dancefloor approaches result in the girl throwing a fit of disgust
Whereas approaching as a group in the smoking area or on the street results in them being far more likely to be receptive

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Notice the group of foids that were receptive to him and his group met outside an off license
Then they began interacting again inside a GAY BAR where the competition is lessened and the pressure is off to an extent
From what I gather from the posts here by UKcels, all subChadlite solo dancefloor approaches result in the girl throwing a fit of disgust
Whereas approaching as a group in the smoking area or on the street results in them being far more likely to be receptive

Tbf at incelcon when me @forevergymcelling and @Chadethnic101 tried approaching on the streets outside the busy bar area we had very good reactions

 

[Geist]

 

[Chinacurry]

Nah. I think they are different phenos. Chadethnic is a lighter skinned bengali. This dude is dravidian. But he looks good.

Well, then it makes sense that he gets MTB and HTB.

Is he jacked?

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

Tbf at incelcon when me @forevergymcelling and @Chadethnic101 tried approaching on the streets outside the busy bar area we had very good reactions

I would expect this to be the case

The more you can use your words the better imo
You get to show your personality and become less of a scary unknown man and she begins to see you as a person rather than a threat

Notice the group of foids that were receptive to him and his group met outside an off license
Then they began interacting again inside a GAY BAR where the competition is lessened and the pressure is off to an extent
From what I gather from the posts here by UKcels, all subChadlite solo dancefloor approaches result in the girl throwing a fit of disgust
Whereas approaching as a group in the smoking area or on the street results in them being far more likely to be receptive

Every regular club goer will tell you smoking area in the best place to pickup girls

I got lucky that our groups bumped into each other in the first place and that my friends kinda pacified her friends so they were friendly from the jump rather than me having to break down barriers

Well, then it makes sense that he gets MTB and HTB.

Is he jacked?

Nah bro, gym is cope

All jokes aside it would definitely increase my SMV but i always been kinda slim and my frame is good and wide
I remember at uni thinking the gymbros were dumb because they going gym after lectures while im out socialising.
In a tshirt i look pretty good, without i look worse but by the time im taking off my tshirt shes already decided she wants to fuck.

I don't go clubbing much at all now because im old
but on apps i can get HTB girls

 

[6ft4]

Tbf at incelcon when me @forevergymcelling and @Chadethnic101 tried approaching on the streets outside the busy bar area we had very good reactions

just hang around on the streets all night pretending you're on the way to the club theory

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

just hang around on the streets all night pretending you're on the way to the club theory

Hanging around outside the clubs until you manage to meet a bunch of girls and go to the club together is unironically a better strategy.

just treat it as one big smoking area, you can also catch girls at the offlicense getting booze for predrinks or at fast food places.

 

[tyronelite]

Threads like these makes my heart warm

 

[Tankymax]

I would expect this to be the case

The more you can use your words the better imo
You get to show your personality and become less of a scary unknown man and she begins to see you as a person rather than a threat



Every regular club goer will tell you smoking area in the best place to pickup girls

I got lucky that our groups bumped into each other in the first place and that my friends kinda pacified her friends so they were friendly from the jump rather than me having to break down barriers



Nah bro, gym is cope

All jokes aside it would definitely increase my SMV but i always been kinda slim and my frame is good and wide
I remember at uni thinking the gymbros were dumb because they going gym after lectures while im out socialising.
In a tshirt i look pretty good, without i look worse but by the time im taking off my tshirt shes already decided she wants to fuck.

I don't go clubbing much at all now because im old
but on apps i can get HTB girls

How often u see girls smiling to a guy on club or visibky vhecking him out?

 

[rand anon]

It's hard for me to tell
I think probably slight darker than average paki but comeplety average in india?

I only just now recently brought sunscreen I never wore it ever throughout my 20s

I'm not dravidian I'm punjabi/kashmiri

Just took a pic of forearm
But I think my face is more tan

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@rand anon @Chinacurry @Pakicel @Chadethnic101 @FailedNormieManlet

Read everything btw bhai, mirin

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

How often u see girls smiling to a guy on club or visibky vhecking him out?

Just smiling at you off the jump would be pretty rare.

Visibly checking you out, or a positive response when eye contact is made is very common

 

[Tankymax]

Just smiling at you off the jump would be pretty rare.

Visibly checking you out, or a positive response when eye contact is made is very common

Oh, cause i get smiles , everytime i go but i think less competition in Poland

 

[Deleted member 14774]

What do you look like?

 

[justgetacutbro]

We all have diff standards ini, I realised that today XD some guys view others as better others view others as looking better. HTN is good enough to get play I should know, Chadlite is where you want it though cos that’s where girls will cold approach you.

Wb tyronelite?