If I went on voluntary coma

[Vermilioncore]

The costs would be a million dollars for one month.

this funds them feeding me through a tube, extracting shit from my asshole, and collecting my piss through a catheter.

based as fuck. I get to sleep peacefully away from the pain while a bunch of people have to scoop shit out of my ass and watch over me 24/7

I wish I had a trillion dollars so I can stay in a coma until in 80 years old then when I wake up I’ll finally die of old age.

and boom…just like that, I evaded a lifetime of agony

 

[hebbewem]

Just commit sucide

 

[Vermilioncore]

Just commit sucide

But then God will send me to hell. If I just go into a coma until I’m 80 then die when I wake up I’ll still have a chance of going to heaven

 

[Sphinx]

Just commit sucide

Jezz you're dumb.

 

[hebbewem]

But then God will send me to hell. If I just go into a coma until I’m 80 then die when I wake up I’ll still have a chance of going to heaven

Hell isent real

 

[hebbewem]

Jezz you're dumb.

Why

 

[Sphinx]

Hell isent real

Thanks hebbewem. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[Deleted member 3828]

But then God will send me to hell. If I just go into a coma until I’m 80 then die when I wake up I’ll still have a chance of going to heaven

the accumulative sum of your deeds throughout all your lives-the current one and the previous ones-follows you forever

If you give up on life and go to sleep you will be a depressed pushover in the afterlife also

 

[Vermilioncore]

Hell isent real

How do you know? I don’t wanna chance it

ever heard of Pascal’s wager?

It’s better to live as if there is a Hell than to live as though there isn’t one. Because if there isnt a hell, you simply die and haven’t lost anything, but if there is a hell, you lost it all.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The costs would be a million dollars for one month.

this funds them feeding me through a tube, extracting shit from my asshole, and collecting my piss through a catheter.

based as fuck. I get to sleep peacefully away from the pain while a bunch of people have to scoop shit out of my ass and watch over me 24/7

I wish I had a trillion dollars so I can stay in a coma until in 80 years old then when I wake up I’ll finally die of old age.

and boom…just like that, I evaded a lifetime of agony

Yeah, but the one that will be scooping the shit out of your ass would be a 300 pound African BLM supporter, and trust me, she'll use the widest scooper. And when you come back to consciousness, your asshole will be Grindr ready. The hospital industry gives those shit jobs to the ones that don't matter.

 

[Vermilioncore]

your asshole will be Grindr

Damn you must love Grindr, son. You mention that shit at least once a day. I never even heard of it before you

 

[Alt Number 3]

so time travel do exist

 

[TITUS]

I thought this was some sort of cheating the system post, im planning to do as many tests as needed to give positive for the recovered vaxpass.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Damn you must love Grindr, son. You mention that shit at least once a day. I never even heard of it before you

I'm OCD. When something sticks inside my head, regardless of the irrelevance, I can't help but ejaculate that word out all day.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I'm OCD. When something sticks inside my head, regardless of the irrelevance, I can't help but ejaculate that word out all day.

Pretty sus that out of every word on earth you have grindr stuck in your mind.