If .org was a highschool which table would you sit at

[Notcel]

Which table is most accepting of curries tho

Probably 1 or 3 or 4

Seeing as I think mvp is curry and he’s in both 3,4 and I think shawarmafilth is curry

I don’t know which though ngl

 

[Notcel]

0

 

[zemult]

Holy fuck I am not reading that

 

[Notcel]

Holy fuck I am not reading that

Just try to read it for one second

 

[klip11]

Me and confused would talk about gym shit @klip11 would fill me in on the latest bbc prison rape news and @asdvek would be the group victim and would be funny

What is bbc prison rape?? I no understand

 

[lifeless]

Table 1

 

[Notcel]

Table 1

Squishy squishy?

 

[lifeless]

Squishy squishy?

I feel like I would learn something at that table unlike the rest

 

[Notcel]

What is bbc prison rape?? I no understand

How do you feel about your table?

 

[Deleted member 86840]

How dare you not add me in the squishy squishy table

I’m literally the squishiest squishy in the forum

 

[Notcel]

I feel like I would learn something at that table unlike the rest

I think I’d learn the most from table 3, table 1 would probably chat about geomaxxing while table 3 talks about conspiracy theories

 

[Notcel]

How dare you not add me in the squishy squishy table

I’m literally the squishiest squishy in the forum

Damn bro I forgot to add you I knew something was off but I actually meant to add you to the 1st table

 

[Deleted member 80130]

Table 3 mogs

 

[bananabrick]

orbiting between 2 and 3. on fridays Im actually under stacys table tho

 

[CantStopTheMog]

What is bbc prison rape?? I no understand

You know exactly what I mean mr

 

[klip11]

How do you feel about your table?

As long as @grungymallard97 is sitting there, fine by me

 

[afroheadluke]

i would never wanna go back to that shitty place called HIGH SCHOOL

 

[TechnoBoss]

I choose table 5 - bad96, jimbobson, the BULL, and FunkyFlamingo.

 

[Notcel]

Table 3 mogs

100%

 

[Notcel]

orbiting between 2 and 3. on fridays Im actually under stacys table tho

3 would be the funnest in my opinion, and craziest conversations but 2 would be more cohesive

 

[Deleted member 80130]

100%

I would sit with @itzyaboyJJ @IAMNOTANINCEL @NoHoesinOhio @Albarn @_MVP_ @n9wiff

They are the interesting users imo

 

[Notcel]

I choose table 5 - bad96, jimbobson, the BULL, and FunkyFlamingo.

I was debating on adding the BULL, funkyflamingo and more but my dream table would be ey88, the BULL ,BigJimsWornOutTires, Vermilioncore just to see what they’d say jfl

 

[Notcel]

i would never wanna go back to that shitty place called HIGH SCHOOL
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Why’re Edgar’s bullying you? Did you do something to offend their gang

 

[afroheadluke]

Why’re Edgar’s bullying you? Did you do something to offend their gang

they harass3d me bc i looked like a nerd this was 2022 btw ya know how the world was back then
i didnt do anything to them i was just minding my own business in the park wanting to relive my childhood then their gang of goons came out of no where and piled up on me

 

[bananabrick]

3 would be the funnest in my opinion, and craziest conversations but 2 would be more cohesive

yeah 3 is full clown town but lowkey a statusmin, we need a bigger table with @ipray2jordanbarrett

 

[Notcel]

yeah 3 is full clown town but lowkey a statusmin, we need a bigger table with @ipray2jordanbarrett

Foids would flock to table 4

 

[Offensive Bias]

Table one: @Xangsane @shizuku11111 @Entschuldigung @_MVP_ (Name: operation squishy squishy)
Description: xangsane and entschuldigung have been long time childhood friends and bonded over their love of squishy squishy, shizuku11111 is an addition to this seating chart and was added for his love of squishy squishy he feels a bit left out, and _mvp_ didn’t have anyone to sit with so decided on sitting with his long time friend xangsane but sits on his phone at the table and doesn’t talk because he’s too busy finishing his homework so he can go to a prestigious university and get a good job

What you’ll eat at this table: a bento box packed with love

Table 2: @cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

What you’ll eat at this table: raw beef entrails

Table 3: @LancasteR @BigJimsWornOutTires @Ritalincel @Demonstrator @Vermilioncore @_MVP_
(Name: psych ward)
Description: Bigjimswornouttires was always an artistic kid and all he ever wanted to be was a professional writer, he needed his muse but he couldn’t find anyone, dejected he joined the drama club where he met vermillioncore and demonstrator. At first vermillioncore didn’t want to be friends with Jim because of his lazy outfit and schizo tendencies, he wondered if Jim was a bit autistic but after awhile he welcomed him with open arms. Lancaster was an understudy and wanted to befriend jim, he was a very talented performer though and their art teacher ritalincel and teachers assistant _mvp_ paired them up for a performance. The play was titled “the end of the world”

What you’ll eat at this table: sugary drinks and canned goods

Table 4: @asdvek @klip11 @ConfusedBolivian @ShawarmaFilth
(name: freaky table )
description: one day shawarmafilth was asking everyone in class their cock size for a so called “science experiment” and asdvek gleefully raised his hand so his buddy confused Bolivian raised his hand aswell, ever since then shawarmafilth has been forcing them to do his bidding, during lunch they sit around talking about the hottest foids in school and the worst lunch food and just generally normal topics though but ever so often it gets a bit gay, recently some thing has changed about asdvek but they’re sure it’s nothing serious it’s just that he changed his name to klip11 and now his skin is a different shade but they don’t want to be rude so they’re sure it’s just a coincidence and are glad the table is now more diverse but confusedbolivian is getting suspicious

What you’ll eat: mostly meat but some carbs are allowed aswell

Let me know if there’s other groups I missed and if you’re a part of the tables already let me know people you’d like to add to your table

The farthest table away from table 1.

 

[Notcel]

The farthest table away from table 1.

Bro table one is relatively the safest option, every other one has at least one fag

 

[Notcel]

Table one: @Xangsane @shizuku11111 @Entschuldigung @_MVP_ (Name: operation squishy squishy)
Description: xangsane and entschuldigung have been long time childhood friends and bonded over their love of squishy squishy, shizuku11111 is an addition to this seating chart and was added for his love of squishy squishy he feels a bit left out, and _mvp_ didn’t have anyone to sit with so decided on sitting with his long time friend xangsane but sits on his phone at the table and doesn’t talk because he’s too busy finishing his homework so he can go to a prestigious university and get a good job

What you’ll eat at this table: a bento box packed with love

Table 2: @cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

What you’ll eat at this table: raw beef entrails

Table 3: @LancasteR @BigJimsWornOutTires @Ritalincel @Demonstrator @Vermilioncore @_MVP_
(Name: psych ward)
Description: Bigjimswornouttires was always an artistic kid and all he ever wanted to be was a professional writer, he needed his muse but he couldn’t find anyone, dejected he joined the drama club where he met vermillioncore and demonstrator. At first vermillioncore didn’t want to be friends with Jim because of his lazy outfit and schizo tendencies, he wondered if Jim was a bit autistic but after awhile he welcomed him with open arms. Lancaster was an understudy and wanted to befriend jim, he was a very talented performer though and their art teacher ritalincel and teachers assistant _mvp_ paired them up for a performance. The play was titled “the end of the world”

What you’ll eat at this table: sugary drinks and canned goods

Table 4: @asdvek @klip11 @ConfusedBolivian @ShawarmaFilth
(name: freaky table )
description: one day shawarmafilth was asking everyone in class their cock size for a so called “science experiment” and asdvek gleefully raised his hand so his buddy confused Bolivian raised his hand aswell, ever since then shawarmafilth has been forcing them to do his bidding, during lunch they sit around talking about the hottest foids in school and the worst lunch food and just generally normal topics though but ever so often it gets a bit gay, recently some thing has changed about asdvek but they’re sure it’s nothing serious it’s just that he changed his name to klip11 and now his skin is a different shade but they don’t want to be rude so they’re sure it’s just a coincidence and are glad the table is now more diverse but confusedbolivian is getting suspicious

What you’ll eat: mostly meat but some carbs are allowed aswell

Let me know if there’s other groups I missed and if you’re a part of the tables already let me know people you’d like to add to your table

@ConfusedBolivian

 

[elfin]

Table 2 is so tuff

 

[Notcel]

Table 2 is so tuff

Honestly a good choice

 

[asdvek]

Me and confused would talk about gym shit @klip11 would fill me in on the latest bbc prison rape news and @asdvek would be the group victim and would be funny

ur forgetting im 6'2 and 220 u fucktard

 

[Notcel]

I’d sit with asdvek so i can bash his fucking face in and strangle the cunt.

On a serious note i’d probably choose ey88’s table

@asdvek why’re you so hated?

 

[Notcel]

ur forgetting im 6'2 and 220 u fucktard

Who do you think would be the weakest in your table?

 

[我需要阴部]

would anyone sit with me?

 

[Notcel]

would anyone sit with me?

Probably table 1 because they’d think you’re squishy squishy

I’d sit with you too

 

[我需要阴部]

Probably table 1 because they’d think you’re squishy squishy

I’d sit with you too

what does squishy squishy mean again

 

[asdvek]

Who do you think would be the weakest in your table?

Shawarmafilth. Me, confusedbolivian and klip11 are bigger

 

[Notcel]

Shawarmafilth. Me, confusedbolivian and klip11 are bigger

Bro I asked who would be the weakest jfl

 

[Notcel]

what does squishy squishy mean again

Asian I think

 

[asdvek]

Bro I asked who would be the weakest jfl

Shawarma

 

[Notcel]

Shawarma

Yeah either you or him

 

[asdvek]

Yeah either you or him

Nope. I'm stronger than klip11. But probably not CB.

 

[StarvedEpi]

@chudlite and i would sit together discussing low IQ stuff and how we are gonna slay when when we are shredded and ascended

 

[wsada]

Which table fits me

 

[Deleted member 73697]

Which table fits me

youd sit at kaligula table

 

[Deleted member 115987]

Table one: @Xangsane @shizuku11111 @Entschuldigung @_MVP_ (Name: operation squishy squishy)
Description: xangsane and entschuldigung have been long time childhood friends and bonded over their love of squishy squishy, shizuku11111 is an addition to this seating chart and was added for his love of squishy squishy he feels a bit left out, and _mvp_ didn’t have anyone to sit with so decided on sitting with his long time friend xangsane but sits on his phone at the table and doesn’t talk because he’s too busy finishing his homework so he can go to a prestigious university and get a good job

What you’ll eat at this table: a bento box packed with love

Table 2: @cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

What you’ll eat at this table: raw beef entrails

Table 3: @LancasteR @BigJimsWornOutTires @Ritalincel @Demonstrator @Vermilioncore @_MVP_
(Name: psych ward)
Description: Bigjimswornouttires was always an artistic kid and all he ever wanted to be was a professional writer, he needed his muse but he couldn’t find anyone, dejected he joined the drama club where he met vermillioncore and demonstrator. At first vermillioncore didn’t want to be friends with Jim because of his lazy outfit and schizo tendencies, he wondered if Jim was a bit autistic but after awhile he welcomed him with open arms. Lancaster was an understudy and wanted to befriend jim, he was a very talented performer though and their art teacher ritalincel and teachers assistant _mvp_ paired them up for a performance. The play was titled “the end of the world”

What you’ll eat at this table: sugary drinks and canned goods

Table 4: @asdvek @klip11 @ConfusedBolivian @ShawarmaFilth
(name: freaky table )
description: one day shawarmafilth was asking everyone in class their cock size for a so called “science experiment” and asdvek gleefully raised his hand so his buddy confused Bolivian raised his hand aswell, ever since then shawarmafilth has been forcing them to do his bidding, during lunch they sit around talking about the hottest foids in school and the worst lunch food and just generally normal topics though but ever so often it gets a bit gay, recently some thing has changed about asdvek but they’re sure it’s nothing serious it’s just that he changed his name to klip11 and now his skin is a different shade but they don’t want to be rude so they’re sure it’s just a coincidence and are glad the table is now more diverse but confusedbolivian is getting suspicious

What you’ll eat: mostly meat but some carbs are allowed aswell

Let me know if there’s other groups I missed and if you’re a part of the tables already let me know people you’d like to add to your table

none

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I would sit alone because I wouldn't feel confident enough to join table 3 or 4

 

[first snow]

2

 

[CantStopTheMog]

ur forgetting im 6'2 and 220 u fucktard

I’m 6’5 and 240 lil one