If Sterling Archer posted here for a rating

[NegativeNorwood]

Yo guys is there something I could improve looks wise? Am I chadlite?
This is me btw, pic taken with selfie camera of my 2019 android phone:

Some users reply:

JFL chadlite u a low tier normie at best. Narrow bigonial of death with cuck roundish zygos, long horse like philtrum and women tier browridge that gives you arched cuckhold surprised after watching dravidian bull bang your whore mum expression eyebrows plus Norwood 1.5 hairline balding subhuman hop on dutasteride, fin and book a hair transplant but it is already over buddy boyo.
You are lucky I have free time so I made a quick morph of how you would like if you were a Chad. Go to Eppley as soon as you can so you can start living properly unlucky subhuman:

Btw seriously who of you made the morph? Found it and couldn't stop laughing, Archer after visiting Giant Implants

 

[oldcell]

Archer is 8 pls, other rating is cope

 

[Deleted member 14160]

Brutal I thought Archer was a giga bone mogger till i saw the morph

 

[NegativeNorwood]

Archer is 8 pls, other rating is cope

Nitpicking his nose is a bit crooked but who cares, agree 100% with you. While the show is super funny and good, everytime I see him I wish I looked like him and think about how ideal his looks and life are. That qualifies as PSL 8 to me, I would have the same reaction (but with way less nuanced explanations) if I didn't knew shit about PSL too.

 

[NegativeNorwood]

Brutal I thought Archer was a giga bone mogger till i saw the morph

This PSL10 man transcended humanity jfl

 

[KDA Player]

This PSL10 man transcended humanity jfl

He just transcended his surgeon's wallet.

 

[NegativeNorwood]

Archer on his way to bang Lana after reading some PSLer essay on browridge.
"Jesus, can the mind vomit? Lana? Lana? LANAAAAAAA!!"

 

[NegativeNorwood]

Am I tripping or Archer's jaw and face proportions are very similar to the "PSL debunked" composite?

PSL debunked - This is the face white women consider ideal and by far the most attractive IRL - Keep coping with your compact midface, wide face

hard to tell sadly but i'm never wrong on these aspects. Your face is a bit too plain, too blank, eyes lack PFL. You should do a DNA test ngl ded srs. Still GL tho My pfl is 27mm only looks slight narrow bcuz wide face and my side isn’t recessed like Mongoloids

looksmax.org

Archer has a wider face, stronger zygos and a squarer chin with a dimple, but the jaw angles and width in relation to his bizygomatic seem to be the same as the "sexy face" composite:

Many people say Archer resembles Henry Cavill the most but Henry has a much wider jaw, shorter chin and lower gonial angle:

Food for thought, but composite has bigonial width around 85% of his bizygomatic if measuring with Paint lines, same as Archer. Cavill is around 90%. It's quite curious to see how they have things in common despite not being apparent at first sight.

@oldcell @ForeverRecession @KDA Player

 

[2d v2]

Yo guys is there something I could improve looks wise? Am I chadlite?
This is me btw, pic taken with selfie camera of my 2019 android phone:

Some users reply:

JFL chadlite u a low tier normie at best. Narrow bigonial of death with cuck roundish zygos, long horse like philtrum and women tier browridge that gives you arched cuckhold surprised after watching dravidian bull bang your whore mum expression eyebrows plus Norwood 1.5 hairline balding subhuman hop on dutasteride, fin and book a hair transplant but it is already over buddy boyo.
You are lucky I have free time so I made a quick morph of how you would like if you were a Chad. Go to Eppley as soon as you can so you can start living properly unlucky subhuman:

Btw seriously who of you made the morph? Found it and couldn't stop laughing, Archer after visiting Giant Implants

that morph looks like fucking shit ad stupid, archer has perfect propportions, eyebrows, hairline, and jaw. If this man was real he would be a total slayer till late 30s and older.

 

[2d v2]

Am I tripping or Archer's jaw and face proportions are very similar to the "PSL debunked" composite?

PSL debunked - This is the face white women consider ideal and by far the most attractive IRL - Keep coping with your compact midface, wide face

hard to tell sadly but i'm never wrong on these aspects. Your face is a bit too plain, too blank, eyes lack PFL. You should do a DNA test ngl ded srs. Still GL tho My pfl is 27mm only looks slight narrow bcuz wide face and my side isn’t recessed like Mongoloids

looksmax.org

Archer has a wider face, stronger zygos and a squarer chin with a dimple, but the jaw angles and width in relation to his bizygomatic seem to be the same as the "sexy face" composite:

Many people say Archer resembles Henry Cavill the most but Henry has a much wider jaw, shorter chin and lower gonial angle:

Food for thought, but composite has bigonial width around 85% of his bizygomatic if measuring with Paint lines, same as Archer. Cavill is around 90%. It's quite curious to see how they have things in common despite not being apparent at first sight.

@oldcell @ForeverRecession @KDA Player

archer was based from this model

but clearly the animators gave him stronger features

 

[Wallenberg]

Chad

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Chad and dark triad AF

 

[NegativeNorwood]

that morph looks like fucking shit ad stupid, archer has perfect propportions, eyebrows, hairline, and jaw. If this man was real he would be a total slayer till late 30s and older.

archer was based from this model

but clearly the animators gave him stronger features

100% agree with you.
Archer is 36 years old in season one, what an absolute gigachad. Model looks chad irl to me but the cartoon looks much better.

 

[oldcell]

YEah Henry Cavill is pretty close to ideal also same best possible pheno as Archer

Archer is perfect version of Henry Cavill

 

[NegativeNorwood]

YEah Henry Cavill is pretty close to ideal also same best possible pheno as Archer

Archer is perfect version of Henry Cavill

Absolutely brutal blackpill. This mini episode is about what would happen if Archer looked like his voice actor H. Jon Benjamin (balding turbo manlet oldcel low tier normie). Fuaaarkk, the show just wouldn't be credible because only a gigachad would make it believable, with a normie it just turns into a self depreciating tragicomedy.

 

[Richard_Hungwell]

Absolutely brutal blackpill. This mini episode is about what would happen if Archer looked like his voice actor H. Jon Benjamin (balding turbo manlet oldcel low tier normie). Fuaaarkk, the show just wouldn't be credible because only a gigachad would make it believable, with a normie it just turns into a self depreciating tragicomedy.

Jesus Christ...that's me in the future...

I'm the same height as him and balding. I won't be beardcoping though and my face is better looking than his at least.

 

[NegativeNorwood]

Jesus Christ...that's me in the future...

I'm the same height as him and balding. I won't be beardcoping though and my face is better looking than his at least.

Gotta looksmax as much as possible.
I'm around 5'9 (luckily average where I live) so shorter than Lana and would also not fit into the suit well, so video was quite harsh for me too.

 

[oldcell]

Gotta looksmax as much as possible.
I'm around 5'9 (luckily average where I live) so shorter than Lana and would also not fit into the suit well, so video was quite harsh for me too.

5'9 here too

If i wear stylish suit, my favorite is t shirt jeans and slim fit suit, i looks slight taller and i get 5x more female attention

This height is slight negative trait where i live, u need to have decent body and face being this height to have a shot for mtb+

I think being an inch shorter would affect myself at very negative way

 

[NegativeNorwood]

5'9 here too

If i wear stylish suit, my favorite is t shirt jeans and slim fit suit, i looks slight taller and i get 5x more female attention

This height is slight negative trait where i live, u need to have decent body and face being this height to have a shot for mtb+

I think being an inch shorter would affect myself at very negative way

Same here (Spain), every inch below 5'7 is going to affect dating life in a very negative way. I'm glad as fuck to be average and well proportioned.
I've been losing weight recently (and will keep doing so), and dressing well plus being slimmer makes me look taller too, definitely a huge halo.

 

[reptiles]

This PSL10 man transcended humanity jfl

46 psl cause white and chad tbqh

 

[NegativeNorwood]

Bump for this true PSL 8 mogger terachad cartoon

Ideal everything, mouth area included (not usually fully drawn in the cartoon) on this illustration (from book "How to Archer: the ultimate guide to espionage and style and women and also cocktails ever written").

 

[Patient A]

Some users reply:

JFL chadlite u a low tier normie at best

alot of the userbase is retarded and should be put on your ignore list after a quick investigation of their posting history, otherwise the forum is very time consuming to use

 

[NegativeNorwood]

Bump for this true PSL 8 mogger terachad cartoon

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Ideal everything, mouth area included (not usually fully drawn in the cartoon) on this illustration (from book "How to Archer: the ultimate guide to espionage and style and women and also cocktails ever written").

Fuark, can't get over how good looking this drawing is, kinda like a maxxed out Delon.

 

[DelonLover1999]

cyril mogs