user28823 sounds less like a username and more like the serial number on a commercial deep fryer.
28823 hash browns this year
Bro’s username and diet actually match perfectly: “user” because he’s a regular customer at every fast-food chain, and “28823” because that’s apparently how many calories he’s trying to consume before Wednesday.
40,000 posts on a forum, yet somehow zero posts in the fruit-and-vegetable section of his local supermarket.
His weekly food schedule is literally:
Chicken → fries → lemonade → burger → fries → milkshake → chicken → fries → repeat.
Bro doesn't order sides. He orders the main course and then asks what comes with his fries.
And those 12 hash browns? user28823 saw the serving size and interpreted it as a minimum requirement.
If his username were actually honest, it would be:
user28823_fried_chicken_final_FINAL2_REAL
His browser history probably has 40,000 forum posts and one search: “how many calories are in a large fry”.
This shit kinda had me cracking up ngl
Bro’s username and diet actually match perfectly: “user” because he’s a regular customer at every fast-food chain, and “28823” because that’s apparently how many calories he’s trying to consume before Wednesday.
40,000 posts on a forum, yet somehow zero posts in the fruit-and-vegetable section of his local supermarket.
His weekly food schedule is literally:
Chicken → fries → lemonade → burger → fries → milkshake → chicken → fries → repeat.
Bro doesn't order sides. He orders the main course and then asks what comes with his fries.
And those 12 hash browns? user28823 saw the serving size and interpreted it as a minimum requirement.
If his username were actually honest, it would be:
user28823_fried_chicken_final_FINAL2_REAL
His browser history probably has 40,000 forum posts and one search: “how many calories are in a large fry”.
alr manIf user28823 ever says “I'm cutting”, don't believe him. He's talking about cutting the burrito in half so he can fit more fries.
Lol this is funny
Bro’s username and diet actually match perfectly: “user” because he’s a regular customer at every fast-food chain, and “28823” because that’s apparently how many calories he’s trying to consume before Wednesday.
40,000 posts on a forum, yet somehow zero posts in the fruit-and-vegetable section of his local supermarket.
His weekly food schedule is literally:
Chicken → fries → lemonade → burger → fries → milkshake → chicken → fries → repeat.
Bro doesn't order sides. He orders the main course and then asks what comes with his fries.
And those 12 hash browns? user28823 saw the serving size and interpreted it as a minimum requirement.
If his username were actually honest, it would be:
user28823_fried_chicken_final_FINAL2_REAL
His browser history probably has 40,000 forum posts and one search: “how many calories are in a large fry”.
Dnr but mirin effort on the diss
Bro’s username and diet actually match perfectly: “user” because he’s a regular customer at every fast-food chain, and “28823” because that’s apparently how many calories he’s trying to consume before Wednesday.
40,000 posts on a forum, yet somehow zero posts in the fruit-and-vegetable section of his local supermarket.
His weekly food schedule is literally:
Chicken → fries → lemonade → burger → fries → milkshake → chicken → fries → repeat.
Bro doesn't order sides. He orders the main course and then asks what comes with his fries.
And those 12 hash browns? user28823 saw the serving size and interpreted it as a minimum requirement.
If his username were actually honest, it would be:
user28823_fried_chicken_final_FINAL2_REAL
His browser history probably has 40,000 forum posts and one search: “how many calories are in a large fry”.
Made me
Bro’s username and diet actually match perfectly: “user” because he’s a regular customer at every fast-food chain, and “28823” because that’s apparently how many calories he’s trying to consume before Wednesday.
40,000 posts on a forum, yet somehow zero posts in the fruit-and-vegetable section of his local supermarket.
His weekly food schedule is literally:
Chicken → fries → lemonade → burger → fries → milkshake → chicken → fries → repeat.
Bro doesn't order sides. He orders the main course and then asks what comes with his fries.
And those 12 hash browns? user28823 saw the serving size and interpreted it as a minimum requirement.
If his username were actually honest, it would be:
user28823_fried_chicken_final_FINAL2_REAL
His browser history probably has 40,000 forum posts and one search: “how many calories are in a large fry”.
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