If you are lonely, i can fix that [guide to get friends]

[Psychophilly]

i literally never call anyone, i don't go out with anyone, i don't read texts, like if ur text is not couple of words i aint reading that. hell i didn't even had a phone for 3 years, my brother got me one out of rage that my mom has to always call him instead of me.

yet my friends call me still after years, yesterday someone called and just asked me to come outside for a minute so he can give me weed.
imagine caring about someone having weed that you havn't seen for 8 months just because you know he is too lazy to get weed.

JUST IGNORE EVERYONE, you will never be lonely. in fact im trying hard to be left alone and these niggers wont leave me, like Jesus christ i even told one of them i don't wanna hang out with you and he still calls.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

He’s not Wrong

 

[Manletsteinberg]

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i literally never call anyone, i don't go out with anyone, i don't read texts, like if ur text is not couple of words i aint reading that. hell i didn't even had a phone for 3 years, my brother got me one out of rage that my mom has to always call him instead of me.

yet my friends call me still after years, yesterday someone called and just asked me to come outside for a minute so he can give me weed.
imagine caring about someone having weed that you havn't seen for 8 months just because you know he is too lazy to get weed.

JUST IGNORE EVERYONE, you will never be lonely. in fact im trying hard to be left alone and these niggers wont leave me, like Jesus christ i even told one of them i don't wanna hang out with you and he still calls.

Genuinely so easy to have friends, but it’s ropefuel knowing that I’ll be single when my friends are getting married

 

[Psychophilly]

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Genuinely so easy to have friends, but it’s ropefuel knowing that I’ll be single when my friends are getting married

i swear these niggas who are lonely it's because they actively look for friends. no 2 males ever in history of mankind have become friends by one of them saying "can we be friends?" or "are we friends?"

my friendships start over the most random bs, like "u got a lighter?" and it didn't have intention of befriending just genuinely needed lighter.

 

[Manletsteinberg]

i swear these niggas who are lonely it's because they actively look for friends. no 2 males ever in history of mankind have become friends by one of them saying "can we be friends?" or "are we friends?"

my friendships start over the most random bs, like "u got a lighter?" and it didn't have intention of befriending just genuinely needed lighter.

Yeah 100 percent.
I met my best friend because his card declined in front of me at dominos so I payed for his pizza

 

[jdawg24]

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Genuinely so easy to have friends, but it’s ropefuel knowing that I’ll be single when my friends are getting married

If you’re constantly going out with your friends to parties and clubs it’s impossible for you to not get laid at least once or find a girl, there’s always the foreign country method tho

 

[Manletsteinberg]

If you’re constantly going out with your friends to parties and clubs it’s impossible for you to not get laid at least once or find a girl, there’s always the foreign country method tho

I’m 5 foot 4 it’s very possible, I’ve had one girl show interest in me ever. Well maybe 2
Every other girl who likes me ghosts me when they find my height Brootal.

But I’ve never tried clubbing and I’ve only gone to 2 parties when I was 15

 

[jdawg24]

I’m 5 foot 4 it’s very possible, I’ve had one girl show interest in me ever. Well maybe 2
Every other girl who likes me ghosts me when they find my height Brootal.

But I’ve never tried clubbing and I’ve only gone to 2 parties when I was 15

Well there’s your problem, you gotta go out more and get off this forum. My sister was and still is obsessed with this 5’2 ugly ass mf. No shame to him but he’s a piece of shit lowkey, if you’re a decent dude and not ugly it shouldn’t be hard tho but she’s taller than him and still crazy and her friends are the same way just some people are attracted to certain things

 

[Quetila]

i literally never call anyone, i don't go out with anyone, i don't read texts, like if ur text is not couple of words i aint reading that. hell i didn't even had a phone for 3 years, my brother got me one out of rage that my mom has to always call him instead of me.

yet my friends call me still after years, yesterday someone called and just asked me to come outside for a minute so he can give me weed.
imagine caring about someone having weed that you havn't seen for 8 months just because you know he is too lazy to get weed.

JUST IGNORE EVERYONE, you will never be lonely. in fact im trying hard to be left alone and these niggers wont leave me, like Jesus christ i even told one of them i don't wanna hang out with you and he still calls.

I wish I was like you I’m addicted to people and they’re one of the few ways I have to feel something overwhelming

 

[Manletsteinberg]

Well there’s your problem, you gotta go out more and get off this forum. My sister was and still is obsessed with this 5’2 ugly ass mf. No shame to him but he’s a piece of shit lowkey, if you’re a decent dude and not ugly it shouldn’t be hard tho but she’s taller than him and still crazy and her friends are the same way just some people are attracted to certain things

Life fuel

 

[jdawg24]

Life fuel

Also there’s always the foreign country method it’s never over

 

[Manletsteinberg]

Also there’s always the foreign country method it’s never over

Arranged marriage is my driving force

 

[jdawg24]

Arranged marriage is my driving force

Foreign girls love Americans too also or just any white dude

 

[Manletsteinberg]

Foreign girls love Americans too also or just any white dude

I’m an Egyptian in Australia
But yeah foreign girls love my passport

 

[jdawg24]

I’m an Egyptian in Australia
But yeah foreign girls love my passport

So you’ve got that accent then you’d get hella play in Japan bro hell yeah