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if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
 
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Bro I'm telling you, not one person who has 5 of these things would even register for this forum in the first place
 
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Bro I'm telling you, not one person who has 5 of these things would even register for this forum in the first place
i have like 7 and im still here
 
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99% of users gone
 
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I guess this is my cue to leave
 
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Bro I'm telling you, not one person who has 5 of these things would even register for this forum in the first place
That’s bullshit I’ve got over 5 and I came here for info and stayed because it’s funny to troll in offtopic
 
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if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
-white or white passing ✅

-neurotypical ❌

-6’0 or taller ❌

-high mtn+ facially ✅

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently❌

-had a good environment growing up ✅

-comes from an upper middle class+ home ✅

-not low iq ❌

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic) ❌

-low inhibition ✅

-not an abused dog ✅

-played a sport in highschool ❌

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS ✅

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before ❌

-not a virgin (obviously)❌

-experienced teen love ❌

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET ❌

-good mental health ❌
 
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That’s bullshit I’ve got over 5 and I came here for info and stayed because it’s funny to troll in offtopic
which ones do u tick off
 
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Buddy this isn't an incel forum​
 
if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
@TGUN. @LowTierBateman

Pack it up
 
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Glorious King
 
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I've got 3
 
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Wait until u found out I larp about my face and I’m from karachi and ethnic
Yes ik

And u eat dihs for lunch
 
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if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
only one i had was white passing
 
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I’m only white :p
 
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just got 2 bro
 
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if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing ✅

-neurotypical✅

-6’0 or taller✅

-high mtn+ facially✅

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life✅

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)✅

-low inhibition✅

-not an abused dog✅

-played a sport in highschool✅

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS✅

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before✅

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health✅
 
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Acting like anyone with a actual good mental state comes to off topic to post 😂 :feelshah:
 
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all of you are larping, except me
 

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