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if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
 
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Bro I'm telling you, not one person who has 5 of these things would even register for this forum in the first place
 
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Bro I'm telling you, not one person who has 5 of these things would even register for this forum in the first place
i have like 7 and im still here
 
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99% of users gone
 
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I guess this is my cue to leave
 
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Bro I'm telling you, not one person who has 5 of these things would even register for this forum in the first place
That’s bullshit I’ve got over 5 and I came here for info and stayed because it’s funny to troll in offtopic
 
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if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
-white or white passing ✅

-neurotypical ❌

-6’0 or taller ❌

-high mtn+ facially ✅

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently❌

-had a good environment growing up ✅

-comes from an upper middle class+ home ✅

-not low iq ❌

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic) ❌

-low inhibition ✅

-not an abused dog ✅

-played a sport in highschool ❌

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS ✅

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before ❌

-not a virgin (obviously)❌

-experienced teen love ❌

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET ❌

-good mental health ❌
 
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That’s bullshit I’ve got over 5 and I came here for info and stayed because it’s funny to troll in offtopic
which ones do u tick off
 
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Buddy this isn't an incel forum​
 
if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
@TGUN. @LowTierBateman

Pack it up
 
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Glorious King
 
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I've got 3
 
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Wait until u found out I larp about my face and I’m from karachi and ethnic
Yes ik

And u eat dihs for lunch
 
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if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
only one i had was white passing
 
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I’m only white :p
 
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just got 2 bro
 
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if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing ✅

-neurotypical✅

-6’0 or taller✅

-high mtn+ facially✅

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life✅

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)✅

-low inhibition✅

-not an abused dog✅

-played a sport in highschool✅

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS✅

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before✅

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health✅
 
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Acting like anyone with a actual good mental state comes to off topic to post 😂 :feelshah:
 
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all of you are larping, except me
 
if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
I tick more than 5 but bas mental health and abused dog negates almost everything that's why i am here
 
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Got 8 myself (2,3,4,8,12,14,16,18), never really struggled with women and I’m not on here much anyways.
 
if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
bye guys deleting my account right now
 
if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing

-neurotypical

-6’0 or taller

-high mtn+ facially

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life

-has a girlfriend currently

-had a good environment growing up

-comes from an upper middle class+ home

-not low iq

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic)

-low inhibition

-not an abused dog

-played a sport in highschool

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before

-not a virgin (obviously)

-experienced teen love

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl)

-not NEET

-good mental health
Bro I'm telling you, not one person who has 5 of these things would even register for this forum in the first place
-white or white passing
-comes from an upper middle class+ home
-not low iq
-not older than 18
Validate Reality Show GIF by The Bachelor
 
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literally almost all of these
 
-white or white passing :no:

-neurotypical :yes:

-6’0 or taller :no:

-high mtn+ facially :no:

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life :yes:

-has a girlfriend currently :no:

-had a good environment growing up :no:

-comes from an upper middle class+ home :yes:

-not low iq :yes:

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic) :yes:

-low inhibition :no:

-not an abused dog :no:

-played a sport in highschool :yes:

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS :no:

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before :yes:

-not a virgin (obviously) :no:

-experienced teen love :yes:

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl) :yes:

-not NEET :yes:

-good mental health :yes:
 
-white or white passing :no:

-neurotypical :yes:

-6’0 or taller :no:

-high mtn+ facially :no:

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life :yes:

-has a girlfriend currently :no:

-had a good environment growing up :no:

-comes from an upper middle class+ home :yes:

-not low iq :yes:

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic) :yes:

-low inhibition :no:

-not an abused dog :no:

-played a sport in highschool :yes:

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS :no:

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before :yes:

-not a virgin (obviously) :no:

-experienced teen love :yes:

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl) :yes:

-not NEET :yes:

-good mental health :yes:
i dont think ticking these things off means u shouldnt be on the forum

Growing up was not a very fun time for me, hence im on here. Aesthetics is also just interesting and offtopic is somewhere i can talk freely without a filter annoymously.
 
Its not letting me check them make a poll
 
if u check off 5 or more of these boxes, you have 0 reason to be here on this forum.

-white or white passing 👍🏻

-neurotypical 🤙🏻

-6’0 or taller 👍🏻

-high mtn+ facially 👎🏻

-has a supportive solid friend group in real life 🤙🏻

-has a girlfriend currently 👎🏻

-had a good environment growing up 👎🏻

-comes from an upper middle class+ home 👎🏻

-not low iq 👍🏻

-not older than 18 (debatable, i guess its fine for sub 18 year old cels to chill in the looksmaxxing section but no business being in off topic) 👎🏻

-low inhibition 🤙🏻

-not an abused dog 👎🏻

-played a sport in highschool 🤙🏻

-has never watched rehab room (incel tv), dbdr, tails, wheat waffles, or FaceAndLMS 👎🏻

-kissed, hugged, or held hands with a girl before 👎🏻

-not a virgin (obviously) 👎🏻

-experienced teen love 👎🏻

-went to prom, homecoming (i think this is americancels only), or any other social event/dance in highschool (with or without a girl) 👍🏻

-not NEET 👍🏻

-good mental health 👎🏻
still I believe this forum was a mistake in my life
 
Got 5, still not satisifed with my life
 
Fuck you, Aboriginal Australian! I don't see any boxes.
 
u better have all of thoses otherwise u WILL end up here
 

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