If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Never lie just to have something to say, because...

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

A humble man doesn't say much. But when he does, people listen. They know he doesn't lie because he doesn't say much. And when he does speak, people listen.

However. When a vagina drips an odd liquid on you... and you say nothing. Understand, that's not her pussy juices but probably STDs. Nigga, the fuck with your hoes, I aint mama training your ass.

Word.

 

[Aladin]

Weird thread.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Weird thread.

Big Jim and his tires never were typical.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

i dont say much but when i do i lie

 

[MaghrebGator]

This nigga should have been a character in My name is Earl

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Weird thread.

Big Jim and his tires never were typical.

Never began. Was over during conception.

i dont say much but when i do i lie

The world is infested with liars.

This nigga should have been a character in My name is Earl

Or in the Titanic movie. My character could've been the captain. He sees the iceberg. The deckhand screams, "Now would be the time to slow down and turn... yes, captain?"

He shakes his head and says, "Floor it! Full speed ahead. Fuck these rich people."

 

[StraightHeadJames]

you should write a book

 

[StraightHeadJames]

not even advanced AI can ever replicate the insanity of your texts

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

not even advanced AI can ever replicate the insanity of your texts

But those wittle faggot programmers are trying their damnest. In the end, they lose. When shit like, "Create an image of a woman shoving a pair of underwear into an envelope" causes the AI to respond, ERROR: Uh, oh, that's inappropriate, you know it's already failing.