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Imagine being a retarded nigger who actually works their lats. JFL
brb makes you unable to wipe your ass.
brb makes you think you have invisible lat syndrome so you walk around autistically.
brb makes you look overcompensating and retarded.
brb only useful for pulling shit, which is not applicable to daily life 99%.
brb doesn't actually increase width objectively, only relatively.
brb doesn't increase bideltoid whatsoever.
brb is a gay ass muscle that just juts out your sides; looks hella gay.
brb women will be disgusted looking at your deformed ahh back.
brb you will look like a homosexual nigger in any clothes.
If you unironically work lats you need to jump in to a fucking woodchipper.
ASAP.
You need to eat cyanide burgers, build an exit bag & then do the palate pistol pull. You need to re-think your entire life if you do rows expecting anything.
You need to chop your dick and balls off, and then eat them with a big grin.
You need to be thrown in to an industrial crusher basted in gasoline & then burned. You should ejaculate in your mother's socks & panties if you work your lats. You will become an eternal patheticniggerfaggot for even trying.
You will NOT build any lat muscles as it's impossible because lats aren't even "real." You will build gay lumps ejecting out each side of you, looking mutant-like.
You will NOT gain bideltoid at all. Lats are the number one homosexual muscle.
You will need to build over to take cocks in your ass every time you do a lat tug. You will not ever improve with lats, as lats are not truly "real" you dumbfucks.
You will be a dumb nigger who won't gain any muscle & even if you did it's useless. Lats will NOT help you, no matter how hard you try to work them.
This is why you need to kill yourself ASAP if you work lats as you're feeding gravity to yourself. You are deforming the schetedema; the tear; the vein within. You will fuck yourself over by treating your back to this. You will be altering your body. You will turn into a goddamn latnigger. Stop bending over & taking those rancid cocks for nothing. You will LOOK LIKE SHIT NO MATTER WHAT INCEL.
You will forever never be a latnigger & you will NOT IMPROVE SMV WITH LATS.
Lats are NEVER able improve sex appeal. Sex appeal is ALL SHOULDERS, NOT LATS. Trying to bring lats in to existence, quarks or not, will make you a patheticgaynigger cunt who needs to be slapped hard in the face with a nail bat.
Lats are GENETIC. Lats are not even self-standing muscle groups. Kill yourself.
Build that exit bag right now & jump off the nearest building if you believe lats exist. You are going to never be worthy of existence if you do rows you cunts.
brb makes you unable to wipe your ass.
brb makes you think you have invisible lat syndrome so you walk around autistically.
brb makes you look overcompensating and retarded.
brb only useful for pulling shit, which is not applicable to daily life 99%.
brb doesn't actually increase width objectively, only relatively.
brb doesn't increase bideltoid whatsoever.
brb is a gay ass muscle that just juts out your sides; looks hella gay.
brb women will be disgusted looking at your deformed ahh back.
brb you will look like a homosexual nigger in any clothes.
If you unironically work lats you need to jump in to a fucking woodchipper.
ASAP.
You need to eat cyanide burgers, build an exit bag & then do the palate pistol pull. You need to re-think your entire life if you do rows expecting anything.
You need to chop your dick and balls off, and then eat them with a big grin.
You need to be thrown in to an industrial crusher basted in gasoline & then burned. You should ejaculate in your mother's socks & panties if you work your lats. You will become an eternal patheticniggerfaggot for even trying.
You will NOT build any lat muscles as it's impossible because lats aren't even "real." You will build gay lumps ejecting out each side of you, looking mutant-like.
You will NOT gain bideltoid at all. Lats are the number one homosexual muscle.
You will need to build over to take cocks in your ass every time you do a lat tug. You will not ever improve with lats, as lats are not truly "real" you dumbfucks.
You will be a dumb nigger who won't gain any muscle & even if you did it's useless. Lats will NOT help you, no matter how hard you try to work them.
This is why you need to kill yourself ASAP if you work lats as you're feeding gravity to yourself. You are deforming the schetedema; the tear; the vein within. You will fuck yourself over by treating your back to this. You will be altering your body. You will turn into a goddamn latnigger. Stop bending over & taking those rancid cocks for nothing. You will LOOK LIKE SHIT NO MATTER WHAT INCEL.
You will forever never be a latnigger & you will NOT IMPROVE SMV WITH LATS.
Lats are NEVER able improve sex appeal. Sex appeal is ALL SHOULDERS, NOT LATS. Trying to bring lats in to existence, quarks or not, will make you a patheticgaynigger cunt who needs to be slapped hard in the face with a nail bat.
Lats are GENETIC. Lats are not even self-standing muscle groups. Kill yourself.
Build that exit bag right now & jump off the nearest building if you believe lats exist. You are going to never be worthy of existence if you do rows you cunts.
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