If your first name is on here you will never have sex in your life ever again/will be a permavirgin.

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Xangsane

Xangsane

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If your first name is on here you will never have sex in your life ever again. If you never had sex, you will be a permavirgin.

It's over for everyone below:

Alex​
Arlene​
Alberto​
Andrea​
Arthur​
Ana​
Adria​
Bonnie​
Bret​
Beryl​
Barry​
Bertha​
Bill​
Braylen​
Colin​
Cindy​
Chris​
Chantal​
Cristobal​
Claudette​
Caridad​
Danielle​
Don​
Debby​
Dexter​
Dolly​
Danny​
Deshawn​
Earl​
Emily​
Ernesto​
Erin​
Edouard​
Elsa​
Emery​
Fiona​
Franklin​
Francine​
Fernand​
Fay​
Fred​
Foster​
Gaston​
Gert​
Gordon​
Gabrielle​
Gonzalo​
Grace​
Gemma​
Hermine​
Harold​
Helene​
Humberto​
Hanna​
Henri​
Heath​
Ian​
Idalia​
Isaac​
Imelda​
Isaias​
Imani​
Isla​
Julia​
Jose​
Joyce​
Jerry​
Josephine​
Julian​
Jacobus​
Karl​
Katia​
Kirk​
Karen​
Kyle​
Kate​
Kenzie​
Lisa​
Lee​
Leslie​
Lorenzo​
Leah​
Larry​
Lucio​
Martin​
Margot​
Milton​
Melissa​
Marco​
Mindy​
Makayla​
Nicole​
Nigel​
Nadine​
Nestor​
Nana​
Nicholas​
Nolan​
Owen​
Ophelia​
Oscar​
Olga​
Omar​
Odette​
Orlanda​
Paula​
Philippe​
Patty​
Pablo​
Paulette​
Peter​
Pax​
Richard​
Rina​
Rafael​
Rebekah​
Rene​
Rose​
Ronin​
Shary​
Sean​
Sara​
Sebastien​
Sally​
Sam​
Sophie​
Tobias​
Tammy​
Tony​
Tanya​
Teddy​
Teresa​
Tayshaun​
Virginie​
Vince​
Valerie​
Van​
Vicky​
Victor​
Viviana​
Walter​
Whitney​
William​
Wendy​
Wilfred​
Wanda​
Will​

Agatha​
Adrian​
Aletta​
Alvin​
Amanda​
Andres​
Aidan​
Blas​
Beatriz​
Bud​
Barbara​
Boris​
Blanca​
Bruna​
Celia​
Calvin​
Carlotta​
Cosme​
Cristina​
Carlos​
Carmelo​
Darby​
Dora​
Daniel​
Dalila​
Douglas​
Dolores​
Daniella​
Estelle​
Eugene​
Emilia​
Erick​
Elida​
Enrique​
Esteban​
Frank​
Fernanda​
Fabio​
Flossie​
Fausto​
Felicia​
Flor​
Georgette​
Greg​
Gilma​
Gil​
Genevieve​
Guillermo​
Gerardo​
Howard​
Hilary​
Hector​
Henriette​
Hernan​
Hilda​
Hedda​
Ivette​
Irwin​
Ileana​
Ivo​
Iselle​
Ignacio​
Izzy​
Javier​
Jova​
John​
Juliette​
Julio​
Jimena​
Jacinta​
Kay​
Kenneth​
Kristy​
Kiko​
Karina​
Kevin​
Kenito​
Lester​
Lidia​
Lane​
Lorena​
Lowell​
Linda​
Luna​
Madeline​
Max​
Miriam​
Mario​
Marie​
Marty​
Marina​
Newton​
Norma​
Norman​
Narda​
Norbert​
Nora​
Nancy​
Orlene​
Otis​
Olivia​
Octave​
Odalys​
Olaf​
Ovidio​
Paine​
Pilar​
Paul​
Priscilla​
Polo​
Pamela​
Pia​
Roslyn​
Ramon​
Rosa​
Raymond​
Rachel​
Rick​
Rey​
Seymour​
Selma​
Sergio​
Sonia​
Simon​
Sandra​
Skylar​
Tina​
Todd​
Tara​
Tico​
Trudy​
Terry​
Teo​
Virgil​
Veronica​
Vicente​
Velma​
Vance​
Vivian​
Violeta​
Winifred​
Wiley​
Willa​
Wallis​
Winnie​
Waldo​
Wilfredo​
Xavier​
Xina​
Xavier​
Xina​
Xavier​
Xina​
Xinia​
Yolanda​
York​
Yolanda​
York​
Yolanda​
York​
Yariel​
Zeke​
Zelda​
Zeke​
Zelda​
Zeke​
Zelda​
Zoe​


Anika
Billy
Charlotte
Dominic
Ellie
Freddy
Gabrielle
Herman
Ilsa
Jasper
Kirrily
Lincoln
Megan
Neville
Olga
Paul
Robyn
Sean
Tasha
Vince
Zelia

Anthony
Bianca
Courtney
Dianne
Errol
Fina
Grant
Hayley
Iggy
Jenna
Koji
Luana
Mitchell
Narelle
Oran
Peta
Riordan
Sandra
Tim
Victoria
Zane

Alessia
Bruce
Catherine
Dylan
Edna
Fletcher
Gillian
Hadi
Ivana
Jack
Kate
Laszlo
Mingzhu
Nathan
Olwyn
Quincey
Raquel
Stan
Tatjana
Uriah
Yvette

Alfred
Blanche
Caleb
Dara
Ernie
Frances
Greg
Hilda
Irving
Joyce
Kelvin
Linda
Marco
Nora
Owen
Penny
Riley
Savannah
Trevor
Veronica
Wallace
Ann
Blake
Claudia
Damien
Esther
Ferdinand
Gretel
Harold
Imogen
Joshua
Kimi
Lucas
Marian
Niran
Odette
Paddy
Ruby
Seth
Tiffany
Vernon


Ana
Bina
Cody
Dovi
Eva
Fili
Gina
Hale
Irene
Judy
Kevin
Lola
Mal
Nat
Osai
Pita
Rae
Seru
Tam
Urmil
Vaianu
Wati
Xavier
Yani
Zita

Arthur
Becky
Chip
Denia
Elisa
Fotu
Glen
Hettie
Innis
Julie
Ken
Lin
Maciu
Nisha
Orea
Pearl
Rene
Sarah
Troy
Uinita
Vanessa
Wano

Yvonne
Zaka

Alvin
Bune
Cyril
Daphne
Eden
Florin
Garry
Haley
Isa
June
Kofi
Louise
Mike
Niko
Opeti
Perry
Reuben
Solo
Tuni
Ulu
Victor
Wanita

Yates
Zidane

Amos
Bart
Crystal
Donna
Ella
Fehi
Garth
Hola
Iris
Jo
Kala
Liua
Mona
Neil
Oma
Pola
Rita
Sarai
Tino
Uesi
Vicky
Wasi

Yolanda
Zazu

Aru
Ben
Chris
Danial
Emosi
Feki
Germaine
Hart
Ili
Josese
Kirio
Lute
Mata
Neta
Olivia
Pana
Rex
Samadiyo
Tasi
Uila
Velma
Wane

Yasa
Zanna
 
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Notice how all the names are short, long names are crucial for respect. Having a long and strong name is a must. Minimum 6 letters, ideally 8+.
 
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I’m not on here lol
 
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Over for gonzalocels @cloUder
 
Notice how all the names are short, long names are crucial for respect. Having a long and strong name is a must. Minimum 6 letters, ideally 8+.
Samadiyos me
 
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Close but nope
 
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Close but nope
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Nigga wrote every name on earth
 
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Notice how all the names are short, long names are crucial for respect. Having a long and strong name is a must. Minimum 6 letters, ideally 8+.
I would rather have 5 letter name than my deathnic Harry Potter spell tier name
 
Notice how all the names are short, long names are crucial for respect. Having a long and strong name is a must. Minimum 6 letters, ideally 8+.
It's the opposite lol. Short simple names are main character names.
 
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I would rather have 5 letter name than my deathnic Harry Potter spell tier name
Pm your first name, yeah non euro names are a failo as well
 
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Tobias @TUSSELEIF
 
It's the opposite lol. Short simple names are main character names.
MC's average 6-7 letters from my experience. For high class 8+ is crucial. Below 5 is low class.
 
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not in here
Skeleton smoking
 
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Long names mogs like Thorfinn or Askeladd.
(If we're talking abt anime/manga)
guts mogs those ethnic subhumans akso stuffblike kenzo, killy, jojo,ken(shiro), kei(from gantz), jay (lookism) akira etc
 
guts mogs those ethnic subhumans akso stuffblike kenzo, killy, jojo,ken(shiro), kei(from gantz), jay (lookism) akira etc
Thorfinn and Askeladd are like the whitest names of all time, norse and celtic.
 
guts mogs those ethnic subhumans akso stuffblike kenzo, killy, jojo,ken(shiro), kei(from gantz), jay (lookism) akira etc
forgot gon, xin, rick,
 
Why is Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr not on here.
 
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Fortunately Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth wasn’t on the list. Imma get laid
 
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Humberto Luciano Leonardo Visconti, old money royal Northern Italian slayer
 
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dio mogs kenshiro
 
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JoinedJun 11, 2021Posts56,239Reputation53,300
 
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Its over for these guys:
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Ok, so if your name is Kevin, Keith, or Paul you are a permavirgin...but if your name is Akbar then you are a slayer?
 
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Ok, so if your name is Kevin, Keith, or Paul you are a permavirgin...but if your name is Akbar then you are a slayer?
Keith isn't on there nigga
 

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