if your not already hairmaxxing, what are you doing?

[EthiopianMaxxer]

So many of y'all niggas really underestimate the power of hairmaxxing. You could literally be chadlite but not even know it because you are worried about bonesmashing to get pronounced cheekbones, or jumping to get microfractures in your legs jfl.

When have you EVER seen a chad who isn't hairmaxxed or at least doesn't have shitty hair? yeah, never. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE CHAD WITHOUT HAIRMAXXING.

You will probably never be able to get away with not hairmaxxing if you are prettyboy. No female will look in the direction of a prettyboy who isn't hairmaxxed, you will look like an autist.

Every time i see someone post their face asking for advice i look at their hair and laugh. You can easily go from lmtn to hmtn or even htn if you hairmaxx (stylemaxxing may need to be involved too)

@Turtle claims that other people think he looks "mentally disabled" or "fucking terrifying". While his face looks perfectly normal, look at the top of his head. If you are reading this, please just use one of the many hairmaxxing guides on this forum.

DNRD: hairmaxx or else it is over.

also i do not want to hear my fellow blacks complaining, we can hairmaxx too.

 

[LastTemp2]

What about if your diffiuse thinning/male pattern baldness

 

[JohnDoe]

The problem is if you have semi-long hair and the fringe/hair coming down on your forehead or down past my eyes in my case, everyone just tells you to get a haircut because every NPC guy has short hair, it's really annoying.

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

What about if your diffiuse thinning/male pattern baldness

if your rich, get a hair transplant. if you want to cheat, get a male wig jfl. if you don't want any of these, go bald. if you look subhuman when your bald wear a beanie or hat

 

[JohnDoe]

What about if your diffiuse thinning/male pattern baldness

Grow your hair out, cover temples with fringe

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

The problem is if you have semi-long hair and the fringe/hair coming down on your forehead or down past my eyes in my case, everyone just tells you to get a haircut because every NPC guy has short hair, it's really annoying.

dont listen to other people (if their opinions are false)

 

[JohnDoe]

dont listen to other people (if their opinions are false)

well whether they're right or not i'm not entirely sure, all i do know is that if you don't have the same NPC cut that every guy here has, you get mocked and told to get a haircut, why would i want to look like every other guy? lol

 

[actualunderstander]

I just really don't need to. Hair is nice and good 4 me