I'm always farting

Deleted member 3177

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I fart everywhere and anytime. I don't even feel it coming, just a sort of gassy leak. I welcome this fact of nature, unlike the anti-human pro-machine 21st century man. People will stop themselves from farting, and I will remind them. In a subway station, I will fart loudly, in a cafe, everywhere and anytime. I will become a terrorist by not abiding to the anti-human agenda of the 21st century, that forces you to hide in your room if ever you want to fart. I will pee myself in public and wear diapers, and I will make a grotesque show out of myself to bring discomfort to the masses.
 
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