Im beginning my journey into islam

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So i can form a definitive opinion on it
 
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Make sure to get your 9 year old wife pregnant 🙏
 
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"If you become a martyr, God will give you 72 virgins and everlasting happiness."
 
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"If you become a martyr, God will give you 72 virgins and everlasting happiness."

Seems like a good religion for incels. Just join ISIS and blow yourself up for Allah then you get a 72 virgin Stacey sex party in heaven :feelswhere:

(For any FBI agents reading this post I’m joking please don’t arrest me)
 
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Seems like a good religion for incels. Just join ISIS and blow yourself up for Allah then you get a 72 virgin Stacey sex party in heaven :feelswhere:
Me smart cause I listen to what tiktok says yes sir ✡️✡️🤑 :feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
 
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Me smart cause I listen to what tiktok says yes sir ✡️✡️🤑 :feelsuhh::feelsuhh:

Which part is false? The martyrdom getting you 72 virgins is legit, read the Hadiths.
 
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Good luck, the more I looked into the religion the more I fell into agnosticism
 
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Which part is false? The martyrdom getting you 72 virgins is legit, read the Hadiths.
The part about blowing yourself up

Suicide is haram in islam, if you do it youll go to hell
 
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if you got any questions or need anything let me know bro
 
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Good luck, the more I looked into the religion the more I fell into agnosticism
I got agnostic after watching "Altiyan Childs exposes Freemasonry".
Used to be atheist.
 
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Seems like a good religion for incels. Just join ISIS and blow yourself up for Allah then you get a 72 virgin Stacey sex party in heaven :feelswhere:

(For any FBI agents reading this post I’m joking please don’t arrest me)
I heard you also grow 10 new dicks all over your body to make it easier to do all of them at once
 
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not the whole five hours but some of it yeah
i've seen only 2 hours of it, but it was the last push for me to become agnostic.
 
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Man made pedo religion, stop coping bro
 
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Not an man made pedo religion, you cope only by asking how old was ayesha :lul::lul::lul:
Man made religion made for slaves to cope with their shitty life because they feel like they have no purpose :ROFLMAO:
 
Man made religion made for slaves to cope with their shitty life because they feel like they have no purpose :ROFLMAO:
Whats the purpose then wise man you probably know everything
 
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Just drunk a glass of camel piss, began my journey into islam
 
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I have another journey for you bhai
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Mirin tbh

Remember to be completely unbaised throughout ur entire journey

Ignore all the propaganda fed to u as a kid / teen
 
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The martyrdom getting you 72 virgins is legit, read the Hadiths.
Nigga reads even the weakest of hadiths and takes them as scripture

The 72 virgins shit is a WEAK HADITH
 
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Mirin dont listen to jewcels
 
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Make sure to get your 9 year old wife pregnant 🙏
Quranic Age of consent is above 9, stop using Hadith narrated by people with literal Alzheimer’s which goes agaisnt ALL other sources.
 
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I slam my nuts into your ass
 
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If u have any questions pm me btw
 
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