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Got in a machete fight again
I slashed the guy in the neck instead of the face
He immediately curled into a ball and started choking
I ran away, no cameras saw me
Was coming home from the gym
 
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Tales from the suburbs
 
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In game btw
If the police finds this ans suspects me
Ts is purely fanfiction
 
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Got in a machete fight again
I slashed the guy in the neck instead of the face
He immediately curled into a ball and started choking
I ran away, no cameras saw me
Was coming home from the gym
yea first thing we do after is go on org
 
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Got in a machete fight again
I slashed the guy in the neck instead of the face
He immediately curled into a ball and started choking
I ran away, no cameras saw me
Was coming home from the gym
Good for you
 
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yea first thing we do after is go on org
I burried it somewhere out of sight
Like 8 blocks away from where I left him
Away from any houses
 
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I must say again, for the police, this is PURELY in minecraft
 
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:LOL:
 
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Got in a machete fight again
I slashed the guy in the neck instead of the face
He immediately curled into a ball and started choking
I ran away, no cameras saw me
Was coming home from the gym
offtopic has some gems
 
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good thing you went home and posted about it on a publicly available website that the police can definitely see your internet traffic and postings
 
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Nigga what
 
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Got in a machete fight again
I slashed the guy in the neck instead of the face
He immediately curled into a ball and started choking
I ran away, no cameras saw me
Was coming home from the gym
If this is real and someone makes a documentary on this or news something I hope my comment is featured
 
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