I’m gonna create a personal testosterone vessel

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So clearly my family failed me as a child by feeding me processed goyslop, not putting me into any sports, and turning me into a manlet. So instead of making the same mistakes my parents did, I plan on having a child early with a girl from Uzbekistan (we’re already chatting) so I can then turn him into a dimorphic beast.

How I plan on doing this:
- Primal diet from day 1, Raw Milk, Raw Steak, Raw eggs, etc
- Put him into high test sports as soon as possible (football, rugby, weight lifting, rowing, etc)
- Strip him of all technological privileges (No electronics (the EMF waves will destroy his test)
- Get him on a cycle of Tren + HGH once he turns 14


If all goes well, his levels of testosterone will be absolutely maxed out, and I will then extract his pure testosterone for myself using a TRT procedure.

If you guys have any suggestions on how I can improve on this plan please let me know.
 
I will then extract his pure testosterone for myself using a TRT procedure.
holy fuck :lul: waiting almost 15-16 years just to get ur own sons blood twf
 
Dawg your boy is gonna be hypogonadal for life if you do that. What pure t are you talking about my nigga
 
So clearly my family failed me as a child by feeding me processed goyslop, not putting me into any sports, and turning me into a manlet. So instead of making the same mistakes my parents did, I plan on having a child early with a girl from Uzbekistan (we’re already chatting) so I can then turn him into a dimorphic beast.

How I plan on doing this:
- Primal diet from day 1, Raw Milk, Raw Steak, Raw eggs, etc
- Put him into high test sports as soon as possible (football, rugby, weight lifting, rowing, etc)
- Strip him of all technological privileges (No electronics (the EMF waves will destroy his test)
- Get him on a cycle of Tren + HGH once he turns 14


If all goes well, his levels of testosterone will be absolutely maxed out, and I will then extract his pure testosterone for myself using a TRT procedure.

If you guys have any suggestions on how I can improve on this plan please let me know.
need a more high iq cycle + does the girl even know about allat bro :lul:
wdym "we're talking" and then talking about having kids with her
also make him get a good posture, no mouth breath
 
holy fuck :lul: waiting almost 15-16 years just to get ur own sons blood twf
Maybe I’ll get him on a cycle earlier to expedite the process but even then the wait will be worth it
 
Dawg your boy is gonna be hypogonadal for life if you do that. What pure t are you talking about my nigga
how’s he gonna be hypogonodal?
 
So clearly my family failed me as a child by feeding me processed goyslop, not putting me into any sports, and turning me into a manlet. So instead of making the same mistakes my parents did, I plan on having a child early with a girl from Uzbekistan (we’re already chatting) so I can then turn him into a dimorphic beast.

How I plan on doing this:
- Primal diet from day 1, Raw Milk, Raw Steak, Raw eggs, etc
- Put him into high test sports as soon as possible (football, rugby, weight lifting, rowing, etc)
- Strip him of all technological privileges (No electronics (the EMF waves will destroy his test)
- Get him on a cycle of Tren + HGH once he turns 14


If all goes well, his levels of testosterone will be absolutely maxed out, and I will then extract his pure testosterone for myself using a TRT procedure.

If you guys have any suggestions on how I can improve on this plan please let me know.
Eating goyslop and not doing sports isn’t why ur a manlet:feelskek:
 
need a more high iq cycle + does the girl even know about allat bro :lul:
What type of cycle would you recommend? I wanna maximize his test levels
 
So clearly my family failed me as a child by feeding me processed goyslop, not putting me into any sports, and turning me into a manlet. So instead of making the same mistakes my parents did, I plan on having a child early with a girl from Uzbekistan (we’re already chatting) so I can then turn him into a dimorphic beast.

How I plan on doing this:
- Primal diet from day 1, Raw Milk, Raw Steak, Raw eggs, etc
- Put him into high test sports as soon as possible (football, rugby, weight lifting, rowing, etc)
- Strip him of all technological privileges (No electronics (the EMF waves will destroy his test)
- Get him on a cycle of Tren + HGH once he turns 14


If all goes well, his levels of testosterone will be absolutely maxed out, and I will then extract his pure testosterone for myself using a TRT procedure.

If you guys have any suggestions on how I can improve on this plan please let me know.
nigga dont put your son on tren are you retarded
 
So just HGH?
The long-term downsides are definitely less but unless a kid is short I don't know how justified the intervention is. All these things have risks tbh
 
So clearly my family failed me as a child by feeding me processed goyslop, not putting me into any sports, and turning me into a manlet. So instead of making the same mistakes my parents did, I plan on having a child early with a girl from Uzbekistan (we’re already chatting) so I can then turn him into a dimorphic beast.

How I plan on doing this:
- Primal diet from day 1, Raw Milk, Raw Steak, Raw eggs, etc
- Put him into high test sports as soon as possible (football, rugby, weight lifting, rowing, etc)
- Strip him of all technological privileges (No electronics (the EMF waves will destroy his test)
- Get him on a cycle of Tren + HGH once he turns 14


If all goes well, his levels of testosterone will be absolutely maxed out, and I will then extract his pure testosterone for myself using a TRT procedure.

If you guys have any suggestions on how I can improve on this plan please let me know.
How will his levels be maxed out if you put him in tren lmao 😝. I like the idea but rather put him on growth and low dose test at first. More stuff when he’s 17 or so. Don’t give him tren while his brain is so young he will be retarded and hate you
 
So clearly my family failed me as a child by feeding me processed goyslop, not putting me into any sports, and turning me into a manlet. So instead of making the same mistakes my parents did, I plan on having a child early with a girl from Uzbekistan (we’re already chatting) so I can then turn him into a dimorphic beast.

How I plan on doing this:
- Primal diet from day 1, Raw Milk, Raw Steak, Raw eggs, etc
- Put him into high test sports as soon as possible (football, rugby, weight lifting, rowing, etc)
- Strip him of all technological privileges (No electronics (the EMF waves will destroy his test)
- Get him on a cycle of Tren + HGH once he turns 14


If all goes well, his levels of testosterone will be absolutely maxed out, and I will then extract his pure testosterone for myself using a TRT procedure.

If you guys have any suggestions on how I can improve on this plan please let me know.
Don't forget to teach him proper tongue posture and breathing habits
 

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