I'm Indian. Indians have the worst ethnic tax. Do I just tell people I'm Persian?

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I'm Indian. Indians have the worst ethnic tax. Do I just tell people I'm Persian? I'm sort of lightskin and 5'10
 
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I'm Indian. Indians have the worst ethnic tax. Do I just tell people I'm Persian? I'm sort of lightskin and 5'10
@AlexBrown84 told me to just tell a foid I'm Greek or Turk
 
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No, claim med
 
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Unless you are a Pashtun or from one of those dardic tribes in south asia you won't pass as Persian because Persians are Indo-Iranians maybe you can larp as south Iranian tho who look more like dark arabs
 
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The smell gives it away anyway
 
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Why do Indians and pakis think they can claim Persian, u guys look nothing like us.

Leave our ethncity alone and dont drag us in the mud with u
 
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I'm Indian. Indians have the worst ethnic tax. Do I just tell people I'm Persian? I'm sort of lightskin and 5'10

Persians don't have that high SMV either. Even they try to larp as Med :ROFLMAO: So you might as well just go with that. Or if you have clearly ethnic features just say you're half Armenian or sumshit
 
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I'm Indian. Indians have the worst ethnic tax. Do I just tell people I'm Persian? I'm sort of lightskin and 5'10
bro u look like a 60yr old tech unc, but this could be a halo for you.
 
Indians do well here in the UK with their women.
 
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Why do Indians and pakis think they can claim Persian, u guys look nothing like us.

Leave our ethncity alone and dont drag us in the mud with u
Curries can pass as south Iranians ive seen many Iranians from the south that can pass as curries @moredatesmorerapes @tombradylover
 
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Why do Indians and pakis think they can claim Persian, u guys look nothing like us.

Leave our ethncity alone and dont drag us in the mud with u
Some can. Shiet I'm Dravidian and last year a Persian escort almost rejected me bcuz she thought I was Persian :lul: over for her IQ
 
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Curries can pass as south Iranians ive seen many Iranians from the south that can pass as curries @moredatesmorerapes @tombradylover

Does are Balouchi who live in Iran not ethnically persian
 
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Some can. Shiet I'm Dravidian and last year a Persian escort almost rejected me bcuz she thought I was Persian :lul: over for her IQ

Tales from the slums of mumbai
 
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Persians don't have that high SMV either. Even they try to larp as Med :ROFLMAO: So you might as well just go with that. Or if you have clearly ethnic features just say you're half Armenian or sumshit

They have higher SMV because they are associated with money and royalty. They got aladdin, Prince of Persia and all that shit.

Lookswise they are the same albeit lighter skinned.
 
Why do Indians and pakis think they can claim Persian, u guys look nothing like us.

Leave our ethncity alone and dont drag us in the mud with u
Ngl I met a curry yesterday who could pass as Iranian he was GL and light skin. Ofc he’s the exception but he could 100%
 
Larp as med. Med smv is higher. Bleachmaxx and contacts.
 
Ngl I met a curry yesterday who could pass as Iranian he was GL and light skin. Ofc he’s the exception but he could 100%

I always hear these claims online, but when i see what the person looks like i just laugh
 
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Unless you are a Pashtun or from one of those dardic tribes in south asia you won't pass as Persian because Persians are Indo-Iranians maybe you can larp as south Iranian tho who look more like dark arabs
I always hear these claims online, but when i see what the person looks like i just laugh

Do I pass as Persian? I'm Tamil.

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You're unironically better off trying to larp as Afghani or some other miscellaneous "-stan" ethnicity; only because some are darker and mixed due to geographical proximity.

[Pure/legit] Persians have a very distinct look from their darker and more ethnic looking neighbours, and you can even distinguish them from other non-Persian ethnics that just move to the region like Armenians, "Persian" Jews, etc.
 
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Does are Balouchi who live in Iran not ethnically persian
And those super Caucasian ones in the north are also not Persian, they're more likely azer, turks, and Kurds.

Actual Persians and far north western curries have a REASONABLE amount if similarities, but yes prob only 5% of Indians and MAX 10% of paks can pass as Persian
 
I always hear these claims online, but when i see what the person looks like i just laugh

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Salludon can. He is 100% Punjabi jatt but he can pass as a persian. He is a mix of these two phenos

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I always hear these claims online, but when i see what the person looks like i just laugh
It was a one off legit never see ones like that but he could pass as Afghan top tier curry he was tbh

I only knew cos he said he was Indian. Ironically he wasn’t insecure 🤔 I wonder why almost as if him being Indian didn’t affect him cos he looks Afghan
 
I'm Indian. Indians have the worst ethnic tax. Do I just tell people I'm Persian? I'm sort of lightskin and 5'10
No, just tell them what region your from instead of that your from India. Then just hype up that region if people ask you where it is.
 
What's it like fucking an escort?? When she comes to ur place is it basically like a GF coming over ?
I never invite those degenerates to my place jfl. I'm too OCD about germs/contamination to have those walking STDs come over and touch my furniture. Plus they charge extra for outcalls
 
I know two iranian people irl and they both look hindu xD
Lying to avoid racism is morally fine, i allow you.
 
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Salludon can. He is 100% Punjabi jatt but he can pass as a persian. He is a mix of these two phenos

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99.99% of pajeets do not look like that

And those super Caucasian ones in the north are also not Persian, they're more likely azer, turks, and Kurds.

Actual Persians and far north western curries have a REASONABLE amount if similarities, but yes prob only 5% of Indians and MAX 10% of paks can pass as Persian

Are you referring to this meme?
Why do persian nationalists insist on implying that v0 21l8hgzv8oib1
 
Curries can pass as south Iranians ive seen many Iranians from the south that can pass as curries @moredatesmorerapes @tombradylover
I see us as similar to curries ngl. A lot of others would crucify me for that. Shitskin is shitskin imo.
But saying you’re Persian has no ethnic failio, girls think it’s exotic. They’re low Iq though. Saying Iranian they think you’re some sand nigger Muslim lol.
 
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Persians don't have that high SMV either. Even they try to larp as Med :ROFLMAO:
Not to try to excuse it, but every ethnicity does this tbh.

"Normal people" are often so desperate to be seen as something greater than they really are; one has to wonder if being so pathetic is somehow hardwired to human nature itself.
 
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Should've added a poll


tbh tbh
 
 
I see as similar to curries ngl though a lot of others would crucify me for that. Shitskin is shitskin imo.
But saying you’re Persian has no ethnic failio girls think it’s exotic. They’re low Iq though. Saying Iranian they think you’re some sand nigger Muslim lol.
Lmao don't tell this to a fellow Iranian. Ypu are gonna start a war
 
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They have higher SMV because they are associated with money and royalty. They got aladdin, Prince of Persia and all that shit.

Lookswise they are the same albeit lighter skinned.
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Lmao don't tell this to a fellow Iranian. Ypu are gonna start a war
Yeah I know lol. But imo all shitskins are the same.
It’s like
White
East Asian
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Brown horde (Hispanic, MENA, curry)
Hispanics may be viewed as somewhat different. But mena and curry are def associated especially in the US.
 
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Not to try to excuse it, but every ethnicity does this tbh.

"Normal people" are often so desperate to be seen as something greater than they really are; one has to wonder if being so pathetic is somehow hardwired to human nature itself.
To each their own ig. But I don't see much point in larping unless you're some kinda curry. We have every reason to larp, as it can make or break us (even for Chadpreets)
 
I see us as similar to curries ngl. A lot of others would crucify me for that. Shitskin is shitskin imo.
But saying you’re Persian has no ethnic failio, girls think it’s exotic. They’re low Iq though. Saying Iranian they think you’re some sand nigger Muslim lol.
Every single girl I’ve been with has thought it was hot I’m Persian. They really do think it’s some exotic shit or something if they are attracted to u
 
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Only in America do you have curries attempting to larp as Muslims to escape discrimination lmao.

Persia in most of the world = muslims who fund terrorism.

Only in America does it have a positive due to half the Persians being Jews and the other half being shah exiles who were basically turbo westernized prior to coming the US
 
Literally just cope for u not being GL enough no one gives a shit about ur ethnicity when ur attractive lol :lul::lul::lul: Muh Persian, people form their opinion just by looking at u :lul: doesn’t matter what ethnicity u claim
 
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I'm Indian. Indians have the worst ethnic tax. Do I just tell people I'm Persian? I'm sort of lightskin and 5'10
Don't tell them you're Indian or Persian. Tell them you're ISIS. Then run a straight finger across your neck and make a mean face.
 
Every single girl I’ve been with has thought it was hot I’m Persian. They really do think it’s some exotic shit or something if they are attracted to u
Because you’re the mid point of curries and Middle Eastern.s but also exotic and ancient🤭🤤
 
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Why do Indians and pakis think they can claim Persian, u guys look nothing like us.

Leave our ethncity alone and dont drag us in the mud with u
Why the fuck u drag Pakistanis in this u fucking fire worshipping punching bag gutter trash
 

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