I’m joining military

[ManletBlackcel]

They pay for my qualifications
Free gym
Get to play sports during work hours
They’ll get my body in the best physical shape
Get to play with weapons
Get to travel the world whilst getting paid

Literally the best job don’t know why I didn’t think about this earlier.

 

[ManletBlackcel]

@Jacob Hate

 

[orangomango2003]

over for you

 

[Red Fox]

 

[Red Fox]

 

[Red Fox]

 

[OGJBSLAYER]

Doesn't sound like a bad idea to me

Let's hope u don't get killed or smt

 

[king_of_recession]

For how long? Good luck man

 

[reptiles]

Doesn't sound like a bad idea to me

Let's hope u don't get killed or smt

It will get him laid just go to some war torn shit hole and pay the whore houses there the west is to cucked to have brothels because not only must incels be ridiculed for there poor genetics they must also have legal actions harming there entire prospects of getting a women from womb till tomb

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

They pay for my qualifications
Free gym
Get to play sports during work hours
They’ll get my body in the best physical shape
Get to play with weapons
Get to travel the world whilst getting paid

Literally the best job don’t know why I didn’t think about this earlier.

I'm going into the military too, perhaps we can form the Blackcel Battalion.

 

[orangomango2003]

Get to travel the world whilst getting paid

Literally the best job don’t know why I didn’t think about this earlier.

enjoy traveling to some stinky shithole. 20% chance to get PTSD because you killed innocent sand niggers and an increased chance to die or get seriously injured (wheelchaircel).

with a salary of 25k a year it's much worse than being a garbage collector (40k). only dumbasses with no education join the military (There are specific military jobs that require a high IQ so there are exceptions, but only lowiqcels become soldiers to be used as cannonfire).

 

[It'snotover]

It will get him laid just go to some war torn shit hole and pay the whore houses there the west is to cucked to have brothels because not only must incels be ridiculed for there poor genetics they must also have legal actions harming there entire prospects of getting a women from womb till tomb

What if he is with other .org comrades and then to satisfy their sexual urges they go gay mode? I think that uk state would prefer this scenario much more than paying whore house.

 

[reptiles]

What if he is with other .org comrades and then to satisfy their sexual urges they go gay mode? I think that uk state would prefer this scenario much more than paying whore house.

Nah fuck that homosexual shit besides they could privitise whore houses like they do in Germany you don't need government support

 

[SubSigma]

I been in for a bit. I do not recommend unless you join the airforce.

 

[Gymguy1]

I was in, you get preferences that make it easier to get a job/career when you get out, and you get paid to go to school/study when you get out, and when in you are around other men around your age so you can atleast go out and play sports or go to local places, also yoyu get a barracks room ( or bah ) for a house and I was able to be stationed near Canada and in Hawaii and getting pussy off of tinder was the easiest in my life logistically so far when I was in.

 

[Deleted member 16220]

It's the worst case scenario if you have to join the military it's better than being an autist working at a grocery store but you're a dog and it's not a good experience trust me.

 

[Graham]

 

[Deleted member 18879]

It's the worst case scenario if you have to join the military it's better than being an autist working at a grocery store but you're a dog and it's not a good experience trust me.

is grocery store as an autist better tho? really? youd say military and being treated like scum being around a bunch of horny men is better than 5 hour shift at walmart?

 

[Deleted member 29155]

Tbh, I will also do it, Swedish Military, you can try for like 6 months after you graduate I think, It would be cool and I'd probably still work after that if I could find a job @drop @HarrierDuBois @4Inch4(rip?) @mbolo

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

It's the worst case scenario if you have to join the military it's better than being an autist working at a grocery store but you're a dog and it's not a good experience trust me.

Could you elaborate? Did you serve yourself or do you know people who did?

 

[Suimaxxer]

Wait till u find out ur gonna be 50% less nt when it will end

 

[looksmaxxed]

i'd have joined if it was possible to refuse the heart attack vax

 

[Sexually Disabled]

They pay for my qualifications
Free gym
Get to play sports during work hours
They’ll get my body in the best physical shape
Get to play with weapons
Get to travel the world whilst getting paid

Literally the best job don’t know why I didn’t think about this earlier.

UK military is dogshite.

 

[ManletBlackcel]

It's the worst case scenario if you have to join the military it's better than being an autist working at a grocery store but you're a dog and it's not a good experience trust me.

Most jobs you’re a dog tbh. Would rather be a dog with honor than a dog to some random corporation

Anyway I’ll just be fixing the equipment not on the frontlines

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Wait till u find out ur gonna be 50% less nt when it will end

Keep coping. If anything it’ll make me even more nt. I’ll be playing sports during working hours and making friends travelling the world whilst you’ll be rotting on this site

 

[ManletBlackcel]

enjoy traveling to some stinky shithole. 20% chance to get PTSD because you killed innocent sand niggers and an increased chance to die or get seriously injured (wheelchaircel).

with a salary of 25k a year it's much worse than being a garbage collector (40k). only dumbasses with no education join the military (There are specific military jobs that require a high IQ so there are exceptions, but only lowiqcels become soldiers to be used as cannonfire).

Haha keep coping. I wont be on the frontlines ma nigga that’s only for standard soilders. “Muh ptsd” jfl. ill be in a specialist field like electrical technician or cyber engineering. Who gives a shit about education when they’ll be paying for my qualifications and a degree. Oh and these “shitholes” I’ll be travelling to will be so easy to slay pussy because of foreign military halo.

 

[Suimaxxer]

Keep coping. If anything it’ll make me even more nt. I’ll be playing sports during working hours and making friends travelling the world whilst you’ll be rotting on this site

Giga cope lmao but keep thinking that way, whatever makes u sleep easier at night

 

[zainab]

Most retarded career choice but ok

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Giga cope lmao but keep thinking that way, whatever makes u sleep easier at night

Yea cause meeting new people and doing team activities won’t make me more nt jfl

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Most retarded career choice but ok

Okay I guess rotting away at some warehouse earning minimum wage doing the same shit everyday with no valuable qualifications is a better career

 

[zainab]

It shows that you are willing to slave your live away for politicians and have no idea what to do with your live. Be careful not to drop soap under shower.

 

[zainab]

Okay I guess rotting away at some warehouse earning minimum wage doing the same shit everyday with no valuable qualifications is a better career

Both are subhuman careers for low iq people.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

The army will destroy you

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Not the best choice, being ordered around by bitter, angry subhumans.

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Both are subhuman careers for low iq people.

Low iq yet I’m gonna be learning how to fix and maintain highly complex military equipment jfl u hearing yourself brodie

 

[zainab]

Low iq yet I’m gonna be learning how to fix and maintain highly complex military equipment jfl u hearing yourself brodie

It’s ok we will need people like you to fight the Chinese eventually

 

[Deleted member 21735]

OP be getting into world's worst mental asylum

 

[ManletBlackcel]

It shows that you are willing to slave your live away for politicians and have no idea what to do with your live. Be careful not to drop soap under shower.

I’ve been slaving away at jobs my whole life. Only difference is this time I’m doing it to protect the country and not to make some random corporation richer like a cuck

 

[ManletBlackcel]

OP be getting into world's worst mental asylum

I’m already mentally fucked in the head maybe that’s where I belong

 

[Gymguy1]

Haha keep coping. I wont be on the frontlines ma nigga that’s only for standard soilders. “Muh ptsd” jfl. ill be in a specialist field like electrical technician or cyber engineering. Who gives a shit about education when they’ll be paying for my qualifications and a degree. Oh and these “shitholes” I’ll be travelling to will be so easy to slay pussy because of foreign military halo.
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I was in the Army "POG" jobs were full of weirdos and incels. The real slayers were in Infantry and wanted to be SF or Rangers.

 

[ManletBlackcel]

I was in the Army "POG" jobs were full of weirdos and incels. The real slayers were in Infantry and wanted to be SF or Rangers.

Don’t care. Ima get ma qualifications then dip out. Niggas acts like I’ll be in the army for the rest of my life jfl

 

[thereallegend]

Okay I guess rotting away at some warehouse earning minimum wage doing the same shit everyday with no valuable qualifications is a better career

Actually is

 

[Deleted member 21735]

I’m already mentally fucked in the head maybe that’s where I belong

dw u gonna meet crazier poeple there.

 

[thereallegend]

I’ve been slaving away at jobs my whole life. Only difference is this time I’m doing it to protect the country and not to make some random corporation richer like a cuck

Why do you care about the UK since you’re black

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Why do you care about the UK since you’re black

Don’t care about the UK but at the end of the day if I was born in some African shit hole instead of the UK I probably wouldn’t have half the opportunities to do shit I have today

 

[ManletBlackcel]

dw u gonna meet crazier poeple there.

And I look forward to it. Beats rotting at a warehouse all day not talking to anyone interesting

 

[Deleted member 21735]

And I look forward to it. Beats rotting at a warehouse all day not talking to anyone interesting

u aint sleeping there u do realize that?

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Actually is

Why because there is lower chance of death? Jfl I’m probably more likely to die in a fucking warehouse getting run owner by some low iq forklift driver or a pallet dropping from the racking than I am in the army

 

[thereallegend]

Why because there is lower chance of death? Jfl I’m probably more likely to die in a fucking warehouse getting run owner by some low iq forklift driver or a pallet dropping from the racking than I am in the army

More $$ working in the private sector

 

[Deleted member 28691]

OP be getting into world's worst mental asylum

i know good, family of field officers.