I'm shorting every asset class out there

SecularIslamist

SecularIslamist

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Real estate, crypto, stonks, fuck even paintings and cars. I'm selling everything boyos and shorting everything I can at 100x leverage. Will keep going until I'm rinsed out. It's over armageddon awaits for the global economy.

Grab your shotgun, build a bunker and shove some gold up your ass.
 
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im down 60% on a nvidia short hopefuly tomorrow is fruitful :feelswhere:
 
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Real estate, crypto, stonks, fuck even paintings and cars. I'm selling everything boyos and shorting everything I can at 100x leverage. Will keep going until I'm rinsed out. It's over armageddon awaits for the global economy.

Grab your shotgun, build a bunker and shove some gold up your ass.
the one thing you dont bet against is america....
 
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Things should be on the move again in late April.
 
i mean if it falls as hard as tesla it would be a good play
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What happened
 
Fr? Should I sell my TSLA ??:feelsgiga:
 
I suck ass at investing in stocks and crypto. My portfolio is over -20%
 
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Just buy index funds
 
If a lot of people are thinking like you right now, it could be a bullish sign for the markets.
 
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Real estate, crypto, stonks, fuck even paintings and cars. I'm selling everything boyos and shorting everything I can at 100x leverage. Will keep going until I'm rinsed out. It's over armageddon awaits for the global economy.

Grab your shotgun, build a bunker and shove some gold up your ass.
Sounds like cope.
"Omg, the collapse is coming!"
Two more weeks decades!
 
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What’s your net worth
 

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