I’m so fucking mog

[Node]

 

[Node]

@Bryce

 

[Bryce]

Fuhk mon didn't think you'd post ya face so sooooon

 

[kyslord]

lookin good

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Mogs me

 

[TemporaryName]

i didn't order a peperoni pizza

 

[Node]

Fuhk mon didn't think you'd post ya face so sooooon

I couldn’t keep my mogness away from these incels

 

[zygosmasher]

i didn't order a peperoni pizza

spotify

 

[Node]

i didn't order a peperoni pizza

 

[Bryce]

I couldn’t keep my mogness away from these incels

Now get the fuck on Fortnite

 

[TemporaryName]

spotify

what?

 

[zygosmasher]

Now get the fuck on Fortnite

come and 2v1 me

 

[Bryce]

Wait scratch that I'm failing every single class and I graduate in a month I needa lock in

 

[Bryce]

come and 2v1 me

Don't wanna embarrass u in front of ur friend sorry but I'd smash you to bits

 

[Node]

Now get the fuck on Fortnite

I’m on com nigga let’s call tho

 

[Jué]

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[Bryce]

I’m on com nigga let’s call tho

Wait so are you saying lets not hop on fn but call or what

 

[Node]

Wait so are you saying lets not hop on fn but call or what

GET YOUR PHONE SUBUUMAN

 

[zygosmasher]

Don't wanna embarrass u in front of ur friend sorry but I'd smash you to bits

ill take it easy on you dont worry ill turn my monitor off

 

[ICXCLuvr]

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Mario nose

 

[Bryce]

ill take it easy on you dont worry ill turn my monitor off

I'll wear a blindfold and ball gag n still clap those cheeks son. I'm warning you, sit down.

 

[Node]

I'll wear a blindfold and ball gag n still clap those cheeks son. I'm warning you, sit down.

GET YOIR FUCKING PHONE OMFG IM GONNA FUCK YOU NIGGER

 

[Bryce]

@Node dude I haven't had my phone since like 9am this morning idk where I put it

 

[Node]

@Node dude I haven't had my phone since like 9am this morning idk where I put it

I’m gonna freak out dude

 

[Bryce]

I’m gonna freak out dude

Stop I'm editing a picture of a JB I'll try and look for it

 

[Node]

Stop I'm editing a picture of a JB I'll try and look for it

You need to call now I’m on a time constraint

 

[Bryce]

You need to call now I’m on a time constraint

Bro thought he was the boss giving me the deadline

 

[pslmoggergreycel]

youve prolly fucked like 3 girls so youre js posting urself cus u know its not over

 

[Node]

Bro thought he was the boss giving me the deadline

Kys

 

[Node]

youve prolly fucked like 3 girls so youre js posting urself cus u know its not over

Huh?

 

[zygosmasher]

I'll wear a blindfold and ball gag n still clap those cheeks son. I'm warning you, sit down.

is that it? im getting pegged by a crackhead, a nigger is cucking my wife right next to me, my monitor is off, my right hand is handcuffed to the chair AND im wearing a ball gag

you aint got nothing on me son

 

[Bryce]

Kys

Shut up fucker I'm looking for it rn

 

[Node]

Shut up fucker I'm looking for it rn

Look faster and better

 

[Bryce]

Look faster and better

Dude my phone is gone I set it on the table this morning had some Chick-fil-a and now it genuinely vanished

 

[Node]

Dude my phone is gone I set it on the table this morning had some Chick-fil-a and now it genuinely vanished

Are you fucking serious

 

[Bryce]

Are you fucking serious

Someone moved it I think I'm so brainrotted I keep trying to call my parents and fail to realize I don't even know where my phone is

 

[Node]

Someone moved it I think I'm so brainrotted I keep trying to call my parents and fail to realize I don't even know where my phone is

So is it in your viscinity?

 

[Bryce]

So is it in your viscinity?

You think if I knew that I would be flipping the house dickweed?

 

[Node]

You think if I knew that I would be flipping the house dickweed?

Nigweed I’m so confused where the fone

 

[Bryce]

Nigweed I’m so confused where the fone

My theory is that my mom took it and thought it was hers bc we have the same $5 Androids but hers is all shattered and shit

 

[Bryce]

Wait Imma ask my brother to call it n see

 

[Bryce]

Wait fuck I forgot there's no ringtone it just vibrates god damn it

 

[Node]

My theory is that my mom took it and thought it was hers bc we have the same $5 Androids but hers is all shattered and shit

Wait Imma ask my brother to call it n see

Wait fuck I forgot there's no ringtone it just vibrates god damn it

AHHHHHHHHH

 

[Bryce]

AHHHHHHHHH

Ok my theory was correct my mom took it imma call u does that work?

 

[Node]

Ok my theory was correct my mom took it imma call u does that work?

Yes wtf