im such a retarded nigger, MUST READ !

[KG4]

im a physicaly active person, i have training equipment in my room, and for cardio well.... i do jumping, alot of jumping i just be jumping to the roof of the rooms in my house i do like 100-200 daily, i like to do it beacuse it keeps me fit and you know muh masai jumps, but today something happend, exactly 30 minutes ago... i was

jumping around my house then i went upstairs and guess what... my fuckass dog was there, i was about to jump but it came close to me i backed up went back a little and i didnt realize my head was directly under my fucking doorframe i jumped to touch the ceiling and i hit my head hardest i can ( my doorframes are made of cement and metal) i legit thought my skull got cracked in half, then i did tests for balance, eye test, checked if i can do quick math in my head, if i can talk, if i

felt bad or my vision was blurry, luckliy nothing happend ( for now...) i took some hydrogel bandage and put it up my head and currently sitting with it while typing it and my head hurts, honestly i think nothing happend, but i already feel a huge huge bruise forming up, its going to be so fucking big, im legit retarded bro

 

[underwearremover]

d-d-d-dnr

 

[KG4]

d-d-d-dnr

gray faggot, take rope, buy chair, do it, killyourself, seriously, please

 

[underwearremover]

gray faggot, take rope, buy chair, do it, killyourself, seriously, please

"masai jumps"

 

[KG4]

"masai jumps"

you really try to sound as if you know anything

 

[nocajebudala]

gray faggot, take rope, buy chair, do it, killyourself, seriously, please

Joined Feb 27, 2026
boy oh boy

 

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Joined Feb 27, 2026
boy oh boy

Friendly fire is crazy

 

[KG4]

"masai jumps"

if you cant comprehend "muh masai jumps" as in a form that i obviously say it as a joke sarcasticly then you should question your inteligence