I’m turning 39 in a week. Never had a girlfriend.

[Tabula Rasa]

You know those dumb caricatures that people usually post on the internet to insult someone? Overweight, greasy, balding or bald male? Yeah, that’s me. Look, I was somewhat fit and not obese in my late 20’s, but obviously following the course of my life and all, everything just turns to shit eventually. It doesn’t help with childhood trauma, being sexually abused by older relatives as a child and a young teen. I live alone as a NEET, in my early 30’s, I made the fortunate decision to get government support for mental illness/disability child abuse and trauma apparently counts so it was a relatively quick and easy process. Nowadays, I’ve basically given up on life, but I guess I would appreciate some birthday wishes in this thread on this forum filled with young’ins.

 

[silencio]

Happy birthday unc

 

[MaghrebGator]

How did you expect your life was going to be during your early 20s in regards to women?

 

[Tabula Rasa]

How did you expect your life was going to be during your early 20s in regards to women?

Honestly, I lived in a place where there wasn’t much opportunity to meet women. Coupled with my mental trauma and ugly countenance, I never really had a chance.

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Happy birthday

 

[MaghrebGator]

Honestly, I lived in a place where there wasn’t much opportunity to meet women. Coupled with my mental trauma and ugly countenance, I never really had a chance.

I'm guessing though you still had aspirations and some sort of minimal roadmap of where you saw things going in that regard, even if it was unrealistic ain't it?

 

[N1666]

Damn that sucks. If you could change anything different from your twenties, what would it be?

 

[Autismcel]

Happy birthday

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Damn that sucks. If you could change anything different from your twenties, what would it be?

Just be lucky in the genetic dice roll. There’s nothing really else to it.

 

[KIVVV]

 

[Danish_Retard]

Honestly, I lived in a place where there wasn’t much opportunity to meet women. Coupled with my mental trauma and ugly countenance, I never really had a chance.

I remember when I was obese at ~13 years old and thinking I was gonna be unable to lose weight the rest of my life and just kind of thinking that I'd never get with a woman in my life.

Now I'm 20 and haven't proven 13 yo me wrong but at least I'm not fat anymore...

 

[InnerVoid]

is this from reddit?

 

[Tabula Rasa]

is this from reddit?

no

 

[smoth]

nigga ur 39 and u have mymy as your avi

 

[Gonthar]

You know those dumb caricatures that people usually post on the internet to insult someone? Overweight, greasy, balding or bald male?

Like these ones?

 

[DestroyerofCUCKS]

bro is 2.5 times older than me absolutely crazy

 

[Gonthar]

bro is 2.5 times older than me absolutely crazy

And how old are you?

 

[Sprinkles]

I actually thought you were around my age early 20s ish or in your teens.

 

[prettyboy.elyas]

You know those dumb caricatures that people usually post on the internet to insult someone? Overweight, greasy, balding or bald male? Yeah, that’s me. Look, I was somewhat fit and not obese in my late 20’s, but obviously following the course of my life and all, everything just turns to shit eventually. It doesn’t help with childhood trauma, being sexually abused by older relatives as a child and a young teen. I live alone as a NEET, in my early 30’s, I made the fortunate decision to get government support for mental illness/disability child abuse and trauma apparently counts so it was a relatively quick and easy process. Nowadays, I’ve basically given up on life, but I guess I would appreciate some birthday wishes in this thread on this forum filled with young’ins.

Come to the east, and you'll find yourself a beautiful, feminine, teenage wife in the blink of an eye. Just bring a few thousand dollars, visit a poor village, negotiate with the girl's father, exchange the money, and presto – as simple as purchasing an iPhone.

 

[prettyboy.elyas]

And how old are you?

Brah, it's basic division, he's 15.6 years old

 

[Dicklet3incher]

You know those dumb caricatures that people usually post on the internet to insult someone? Overweight, greasy, balding or bald male? Yeah, that’s me. Look, I was somewhat fit and not obese in my late 20’s, but obviously following the course of my life and all, everything just turns to shit eventually. It doesn’t help with childhood trauma, being sexually abused by older relatives as a child and a young teen. I live alone as a NEET, in my early 30’s, I made the fortunate decision to get government support for mental illness/disability child abuse and trauma apparently counts so it was a relatively quick and easy process. Nowadays, I’ve basically given up on life, but I guess I would appreciate some birthday wishes in this thread on this forum filled with young’ins.

Wizardom soon OP, we are looking forward to your awakening

 

[panfacemogger]

You know those dumb caricatures that people usually post on the internet to insult someone? Overweight, greasy, balding or bald male? Yeah, that’s me. Look, I was somewhat fit and not obese in my late 20’s, but obviously following the course of my life and all, everything just turns to shit eventually. It doesn’t help with childhood trauma, being sexually abused by older relatives as a child and a young teen. I live alone as a NEET, in my early 30’s, I made the fortunate decision to get government support for mental illness/disability child abuse and trauma apparently counts so it was a relatively quick and easy process. Nowadays, I’ve basically given up on life, but I guess I would appreciate some birthday wishes in this thread on this forum filled with young’ins.

Man imma send you a pm to give u some birthday wishes once u have it and don't take shit here to heart, sad to read this.
Did you ever think about doing therapy? I know people here are retarded about it, but it's a valid option and u'd have someone to speak to about ur problems u know

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Man imma send you a pm to give u some birthday wishes once u have it and don't take shit here to heart, sad to read this.
Did you ever think about doing therapy? I know people here are retarded about it, but it's a valid option and u'd have someone to speak to about ur problems u know

shitpost

 

[panfacemogger]

shitpost

Nah man, I've meant it by heart. U can straight up tell them that you don't want their shit advice, u just want someone to listen to you and your problems.
You gotta start somewhere if you wanna have a chance of living normally again.

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Nah man, I've meant it by heart. U can straight up tell them that you don't want their shit advice, u just want someone to listen to you and your problems.
You gotta start somewhere if you wanna have a chance of living normally again.

no this thread is a shitpost. lol

 

[panfacemogger]

no this thread is a shitpost. lol

Man are you fucking kidding me

wanted to be a positivecel and got fucked for it, it's over
time to a become neet who never had a girlfriend and turns 39 in a week

 

[Chinacurry]

You know those dumb caricatures that people usually post on the internet to insult someone? Overweight, greasy, balding or bald male? Yeah, that’s me. Look, I was somewhat fit and not obese in my late 20’s, but obviously following the course of my life and all, everything just turns to shit eventually. It doesn’t help with childhood trauma, being sexually abused by older relatives as a child and a young teen. I live alone as a NEET, in my early 30’s, I made the fortunate decision to get government support for mental illness/disability child abuse and trauma apparently counts so it was a relatively quick and easy process. Nowadays, I’ve basically given up on life, but I guess I would appreciate some birthday wishes in this thread on this forum filled with young’ins.

Bhai we r same age and have v similar lives