Imagine being a christian and this is your life

[ChadL1te]

Wake up at 5am, tired as fuck, nobody wants to wake up at 5. Pray the invisible man in the sky who wont contact you will finally help you get out of financial poverty. Walk your dog in the dark while still tired and pick up its shit.


Then on sundays, one your 1/2 days off from your horrible job. You cant sleep in and relax because you gotta go to the church and sing a bunch of songs, and oh yeah make sure you throw in leftover cash that couldve used for your life directley into a pot that goes straight to the pastor tax free.

Say a helpless prayer sunday night before you do it over again.

Flash forward 60 years, youre 85 years old and have just died. You're a rotting corpse in the ground, buried next to a criminal who stole 20 racks and lived a lit ass life before shooting himself in the head on the run from the cops. Its all over and was for nothing

one of the many real lives of a christian

 

[ChadL1te]

b

 

[fraudislaw]

I’m ngl bro some live boring ass lame lives
like u gotta be goings to funcs and cracking shyts in ur teens or ur just missing out

 

[ChadL1te]

I’m ngl bro some live boring ass lame lives
like u gotta be goings to funcs and cracking shyts in ur teens or ur just missing out

deadass

its funny you mention this, in hs i had a friend who was christian and never came out to party and refused to fuck girls.

in college he realized it was all bs and is now a complete degenerate. Imagine his feelings of missing out on hs love and careless teen fun.

 

[fraudislaw]

deadass

its funny you mention this, in hs i had a friend who was christian and never came out to party and refused to fuck girls.

in college he realized it was all bs and is now a complete degenerate. Imagine his feelings of missing out on hs love and careless teen fun.

I go to parties whenever i can tbh but haven’t gotten to crack at any (high inhib + not enough volume)
tbh bro just being in the general proximity of a bunch of other kids lit asf is so fucking fun like it’s feels like true fun NTmaxxing

 

[ChadL1te]

I go to parties whenever i can tbh but haven’t gotten to crack at any (high inhib + not enough volume)
tbh bro just being in the general proximity of a bunch of other kids lit asf is so fucking fun like it’s feels like true fun NTmaxxing

Enjoy your youth man, any makeouts at least? what would you rate yourself

Even then women aside, nothing like a boys night out not worrying about slaying and just having a laugh

 

[Divineincel]

Wake up at 5am, tired as fuck, nobody wants to wake up at 5. Pray the invisible man in the sky who wont contact you will finally help you get out of financial poverty. Walk your dog in the dark while still tired and pick up its shit.


Then on sundays, one your 1/2 days off from your horrible job. You cant sleep in and relax because you gotta go to the church and sing a bunch of songs, and oh yeah make sure you throw in leftover cash that couldve used for your life directley into a pot that goes straight to the pastor tax free.

Say a helpless prayer sunday night before you do it over again.

Flash forward 60 years, youre 85 years old and have just died. You're a rotting corpse in the ground, buried next to a criminal who stole 20 racks and lived a lit ass life before shooting himself in the head on the run from the cops. Its all over and was for nothing

one of the many real lives of a christian

@iblamexyz

 

[iblamexyz]

Wake up at 5am, tired as fuck, nobody wants to wake up at 5. Pray the invisible man in the sky who wont contact you will finally help you get out of financial poverty. Walk your dog in the dark while still tired and pick up its shit.


Then on sundays, one your 1/2 days off from your horrible job. You cant sleep in and relax because you gotta go to the church and sing a bunch of songs, and oh yeah make sure you throw in leftover cash that couldve used for your life directley into a pot that goes straight to the pastor tax free.

Say a helpless prayer sunday night before you do it over again.

Flash forward 60 years, youre 85 years old and have just died. You're a rotting corpse in the ground, buried next to a criminal who stole 20 racks and lived a lit ass life before shooting himself in the head on the run from the cops. Its all over and was for nothing

one of the many real lives of a christian

dnr iqlet

 

[ChadL1te]

dnr iqlet

hahaha, enjoy your fairytail life. we can have a formal debate on god if you'd like, its not possible for thiests to even prove anything about their religion

 

[iblamexyz]

hahaha, enjoy your fairytail life. we can have a formal debate on god if you'd like, its not possible for thiests to even prove anything about their religion

I don't debate I teach ur welcome to ask me questions

but if you just want insult me I'll dnr

 

[ChadL1te]

I don't debate I teach ur welcome to ask me questions

but if you just want insult me I'll dnr

you started off by calling me an iqlet so i responded that way


and im not entirely sure what you would teach me, but sure ill ask you a few questions, but if you base your views on faith(which is fine), then theres no point in me asking you anything so it depends

 

[iblamexyz]

you started off by calling me an iqlet so i responded that way


and im not entirely sure what you would teach me, but sure ill ask you a few questions, but if you base your views on faith(which is fine), then theres no point in me asking you anything so it depends

That's fair but in my defence you did insult my religion my first tbh

 

[ChadL1te]

That's fair but in my defence you did insult my religion my first tbh

Yes, I dislike Christianity and pretty much all organized religion. Christianity also insults people of any other belief system by implying they will go to hell for not following them, its the same thing

 

[iblamexyz]

Yes, I dislike Christianity and pretty much all organized religion. Christianity also insults people of any other belief system by implying they will go to hell for not following them, its the same thing

Okay, that's fair, but since you wanted a conversation, why do you dislike it?

 

[ChadL1te]

Okay, that's fair, but since you wanted a conversation, why do you dislike it?

Because its an entire life-altering belief system based off the teachings off a man thousands of years ago, who refuses to show his existence, many of the beliefs i also disagree with(not just in Christianity), its used as a justification for violence, corruption, etc I could go on and on.

esentially, the only benefit ill recieve after devoting my life to something that isnt proven is the entirely unknown chance at eternal salvation

 

[iblamexyz]

Because its an entire life-altering belief system based off the teachings off a man thousands of years ago, who refuses to show his existence, many of the beliefs i also disagree with(not just in Christianity), its used as a justification for violence, corruption, etc I could go on and on.

esentially, the only benefit ill recieve after devoting my life to something that isnt proven is the entirely unknown chance at eternal salvation

You want my personal opinion? I don’t think you’ve looked into Christianity enough. There’s a lot of evidence outside of the Bible that you can research yourself, and to my knowledge, Jesus is one of the most documented, if not the most documented, person in history.

He did reveal Himself, and even though we worship an invisible God, that doesn’t mean He isn’t real. From my perspective, He very much is, and I also have personal testimonies from my own life that support that.

 

[MediterraneanMoid]

Wake up at 5am, tired as fuck, nobody wants to wake up at 5. Pray the invisible man in the sky who wont contact you will finally help you get out of financial poverty. Walk your dog in the dark while still tired and pick up its shit.


Then on sundays, one your 1/2 days off from your horrible job. You cant sleep in and relax because you gotta go to the church and sing a bunch of songs, and oh yeah make sure you throw in leftover cash that couldve used for your life directley into a pot that goes straight to the pastor tax free.

Say a helpless prayer sunday night before you do it over again.

Flash forward 60 years, youre 85 years old and have just died. You're a rotting corpse in the ground, buried next to a criminal who stole 20 racks and lived a lit ass life before shooting himself in the head on the run from the cops. Its all over and was for nothing

one of the many real lives of a christian

You seem pretty upset with the "skyman" you affirm that doesn't exist?

Aside from that you imagined a full fantasy about a Christian man living his life... and i kinda feel you are proyecting yourself into it?
Either way, Christianity is not dissapearing any soon, and not a coping mechanism at all, as humans we seek the truth, and the teachings of Jesus are not very far from that.

The part about "insulting" other religions doesn't seem very true either, since the core of our beliefs don't support that
I feel like if you dislike Christianity is because you haven't really look into it such as Patristics, Philosophy... etc, but you do you!

God bless. @iblamexyz tell me your thoughts about this!

 

[iblamexyz]

You seem pretty upset with the "skyman" you affirm that doesn't exist?

Aside from that you imagined a full fantasy about a Christian man living his life... and i kinda feel you are proyecting yourself into it?
Either way, Christianity is not dissapearing any soon, and not a coping mechanism at all, as humans we seek the truth, and the teachings of Jesus are not very far from that.

The part about "insulting" other religions doesn't seem very true either, since the core of our beliefs don't support that
I feel like if you dislike Christianity is because you haven't really look into it such as Patristics, Philosophy... etc, but you do you!

God bless. @iblamexyz tell me your thoughts about this!

thanks for the mention brother, but I alr gave my thoughts

that being said all we can do is pray for him and I urge op to visit a local church

 

[MediterraneanMoid]

thanks for the mention brother, but I alr gave my thoughts

that being said all we can do is pray for him and I urge op to visit a local church

Amen to that!

 

[ChadL1te]

esus is one of the most documented, if not the most documented, people in histor

he is, im not denying jesus was a real person lol

He did reveal Himself, and even though we worship an invisible God, that doesn’t mean He isn’t real. From my perspective, He very much is, and I also have personal testimonies from my own life that support that.

and where exactly did he reveal himself? your personal testimonies respetfully dont mean much, i could argue I had a personal encounter with a divine bart simpson.

and i kinda feel you are proyecting yourself into it?

how?

The part about "insulting" other religions doesn't seem very true either, since the core of our beliefs don't support that
I feel like if you dislike Christianity is because you haven't really look into it such as Patristics, Philosophy... etc, but you do you!

ive looked into Christianity plenty, full of contradictions and bible verses that support slavery and homophobia.

And also, if your belief is that non believers will burn in hell by definition that is insulting to others lmao

 

[penn_theman]

deadass

its funny you mention this, in hs i had a friend who was christian and never came out to party and refused to fuck girls.

in college he realized it was all bs and is now a complete degenerate. Imagine his feelings of missing out on hs love and careless teen fun.

Tale from Mumbai you dork

 

[Hess]

Most christians do not live like this and for the most part its beneficial mentally for them for having faith and hope for the future via God

 

[iblamexyz]

And also, if your belief is that non believers will burn in hell by definition that is insulting to others lmao

I personally don't think you'll burn in hell because theologically it doesn't make sense, but that's a topic for a different day.

ive looked into Christianity plenty, full of contradictions and bible verses that support slavery and homophobia.

And also, if your belief is that non believers will burn in hell by definition that is insulting to others lmao

Is there verses that support slavery in the Bible? Of course, but what would you define as slavery? I define myself as a slave of Yahweh, as many of the disciples and the apostles also call themselves a slave to God, because you're either a slave to God or a slave to sin again.
homophobia? endorsing homophobia do you respectfully like gay people?

in personal opinion, homosexual aren't benefiting our society in anyway, they serve no purpose but to honur their flesh and do werid lust stuff

he is, im not denying jesus was a real person lol

and where exactly did he reveal himself? your personal testimonies respetfully dont mean much, i could argue I had a personal encounter with a divine bart simpson.

I believe he still reveals himself every single day. Go to a local church, pray, hopefully with genuine faith, but regardless, I still believe that there is a presence of Christ in things like the Eucharist.

You agree, and you're not a dumbass, that Christ was a living human, but the point is, I would say that there is evidence outside of the Bible that he is God. But again, if I was to use my Bible to prove that he is God, you can't use an external source to disprove that, since if I'm not allowed to use my book, you're not allowed to use your books.

 

[ChadL1te]

Tale from Mumbai you dork

nope, true story. Really not that unrealistic either, if you went to uni in the states youd realize this inst unrealistic at all

 

[MediterraneanMoid]

how?

When someone becomes strongly focused on certain topics and at the same time starts attributing negative traits, intentions, or behaviors to others without solid evidence, especially by building narratives about people who disagree with them, it could reflect as proyection...

ive looked into Christianity plenty, full of contradictions and bible verses that support slavery and homophobia.

And also, if your belief is that non believers will burn in hell by definition that is insulting to others lmao

About the slavery one, well you already know the historical context I suppose and the Israelis at that time were one with the best jurisdiction system of that time, keep in mind they were the almost only ones who let the captives be free after a period of time and you could say women were not obligated to marry an Israeli if they didn't want to after a period of years (if she was a widow obviously), also hurting them was not accepted and if someone did at that time, it would go against the law and that person would recieve his punishment. The homosexuals are judged the same way sexual degeneracy is judged between a male and a female so it isn't a real objection. The only thing we oppose is marriage (which is fundamentally settled by Christianity).

Second of all, Paul itself refutes your second take about that we think every non believer will burn in hell, that's actually more complex than that. If you actually looked into Patristics you would know this but... whatever ig

 

[ChadL1te]

Is there verses that support slavery in the Bible? Of course, but what would you define as slavery? I define myself as a slave of Yahweh, as many of the disciples and the apostles also call themselves a slave to God, because you're either a slave to God or a slave to sin again.

i dont mean slave to god, there are verses like Gen 12:16; 24:35; Isa 14:1-2 that say owning slaves was a blessing by god or verses that encourage his supporters to enslave certain people. This isnt even my main point, but it sure doesn't help your case.

endorsing homophobia do you respectfully like gay people?

i mean i have no issue with homosexuality, i dont see why you should either. Theres not evidence to support the fact that gay people don't contribute on a mass scale either

I believe he still reveals himself every single day. Go to a local church, pray, hopefully with genuine faith, but regardless, I still believe that there is a presence of Christ in things like the Eucharist.

Sure, nothing wrong with faith and its actually the more logical way of looking at it in my opinion, but you cant prove that god is revealing himself in those ways. youre just having faith that he does

if I was to use my Bible to prove that he is God, you can't use an external source to disprove that, since if I'm not allowed to use my book, you're not allowed to use your books.

not really sure what you mean, the bible isnt 'proof' (by standard defintions) that jesus is god. And sure there isnt factual disproof of a god either, but theres been many things that have been corrected by science to come out of religion

 

[iblamexyz]

i dont mean slave to god, there are verses like Gen 12:16; 24:35; Isa 14:1-2 that say owning slaves was a blessing by god or verses that encourage his supporters to enslave certain people. This isnt even my main point, but it sure doesn't help your case.

You have to look at the cultural context of those verses, especially Genesis being in the first century, I believe, and there are Old Testament verses that you still throw out, like Isaiah. But it's crucial that we don't just single out verses and that we look at the cultural context. But without that, obviously, I'm not going to deny that there was slavery in the Bible, or even as you say, condoned. But it wasn't really slavery like black people working for free. You have to look at what the time was like.

i mean i have no issue with homosexuality, i dont see why you should either. Theres not evidence to support the fact that gay people don't contribute on a mass scale either

In my opinion, they don't really contribute to society as far as being openly gay is a net negtive for our soyciety

Sure, nothing wrong with faith and its actually the more logical way of looking at it in my opinion, but you cant prove that god is revealing himself in those ways. youre just having faith that he does

not really sure what you mean, the bible isnt 'proof' (by standard defintions) that jesus is god. And sure there isnt factual disproof of a god either, but theres been many things that have been corrected by science to come out of religion

I'd be interested in hearing your scientific perspective, but that aside, of course I have faith, and yes, faith is one of the key aspects to being religious.

 

[sadcel]

+ you married a wicked wife who plays traditional but had a hoe phase and you feel so happy being close to her as she is very family-oriented and you're her first man ever

 

[ChadL1te]

You have to look at the cultural context of those verses, especially Genesis being in the first century, I believe, and there are Old Testament verses that you still throw out, like Isaiah. But it's crucial that we don't just single out verses and that we look at the cultural context. But without that, obviously, I'm not going to deny that there was slavery in the Bible, or even as you say, condoned. But it wasn't really slavery like black people working for free. You have to look at what the time was like.

I never understood the whole “cultural context” argument, of course it was normal then but an all knowing eternal god shouldn’t encourage something knowing it will be wrong in the future. But either way this point isn’t big for me so we can drop this, fair enough?

In my opinion, they don't really contribute to society as far as being openly gay is a net negtive for our soyciety

How is being openly gay a net negative? And why do you say they don’t contribute? And don’t give me that right wing bs “muh they’re injecting our kids and turning them gay!”

I'd be interested in hearing your scientific perspective, but that aside, of course I have faith, and yes, faith is one of the key aspects to being religious.

i mean, Adam and Eve, the great flood, six day creation etc have all been disproven by modern science

 

[iblamexyz]

I never understood the whole “cultural context” argument, of course it was normal then but an all knowing eternal god shouldn’t encourage something knowing it will be wrong in the future.

As society changes, adultery has always been a sin, and back in the 1930s you'd be arrested for having adultery, but adultery now is legal and you won't get arrested.

As time changes, the soyciety changes as well. You had the Californian gold rush, that was the only way people had money back then, and now we have dollars, sterling, rupees, etc.

But either way this point isn’t big for me so we can drop this, fair enough?

yes

How is being openly gay a net negative? And why do you say they don’t contribute? And don’t give me that right wing bs “muh they’re injecting our kids and turning them gay!”

Not necessarily a political person, but as a whole yes?

I don't really have to point out the obvious, but a community or even a country thrives on children being birthed along with the rise of inceldom and woman being boss bitches and being the bread winner

Like I said, I'm not really a political person, but the fact is, people become gay, people become far left. A far left society is a negative society

As long as we can agree that, from a political standpoint, being religious is an extremely beneficial to us as a society, traditional roles etc

i mean, Adam and Eve, the great flood, six day creation etc have all been disproven by modern science

If you look into it deeper from a biblical scholar, call it manipulation, whatever you wanna say, if you look into something deep enough

eg the blackpill, or anything in life the more you look into somthing I promise you it'll make more sense.

imo I am yet to see any ''disprove''

 

[CollioureViews]

Wake up at 5am, tired as fuck, nobody wants to wake up at 5. Pray the invisible man in the sky who wont contact you will finally help you get out of financial poverty. Walk your dog in the dark while still tired and pick up its shit.


Then on sundays, one your 1/2 days off from your horrible job. You cant sleep in and relax because you gotta go to the church and sing a bunch of songs, and oh yeah make sure you throw in leftover cash that couldve used for your life directley into a pot that goes straight to the pastor tax free.

Say a helpless prayer sunday night before you do it over again.

Flash forward 60 years, youre 85 years old and have just died. You're a rotting corpse in the ground, buried next to a criminal who stole 20 racks and lived a lit ass life before shooting himself in the head on the run from the cops. Its all over and was for nothing

one of the many real lives of a christian

Christianity is the religion of sinners. People looking for deliverance from themselves.

Many saints lived pretty greazy lives.

I know I myself have only turned to Christianity after many, many years of being a degenerate.

 

[Xinyue]

I’m ngl bro some live boring ass lame lives
like u gotta be goings to funcs and cracking shyts in ur teens or ur just missing out

Yes but what about your life after you're 20s? Like, I'm 29, I don't wish to marry, have a wife or kids. I wanna fuck hoes and enjoy my life and above all, NEVER be in debt, have loans, mortgage, leases etc

 

[piec]

what does waking up at 5 am and picking up dogshit have to do with being christian

 

[fraudislaw]

Enjoy your youth man, any makeouts at least? what would you rate yourself

Even then women aside, nothing like a boys night out not worrying about slaying and just having a laugh

Nah no makeouts i’d rate myself mmtn or around with slight height failo

true though being young with friends is amazing

 

[ChadL1te]

what does waking up at 5 am and picking up dogshit have to do with being christian

its a hypothetical scenario

 

[ChadL1te]

Nah no makeouts i’d rate myself mmtn or around with slight height failo

true though being young with friends is amazing

how tall? i was lmtn in hs and had makeouts and even a slay but im also 6'1

 

[fraudislaw]

how tall? i was lmtn in hs and had makeouts and even a slay but im also 6'1

175 cm barefoot i’ve had a few “slays” but nothing consistent
i do imagine though that i’ll have way more success in a few months after i do some final looksmaxxes

 

[ChadL1te]

Not necessarily a political person, but as a whole yes?

I don't really have to point out the obvious, but a community or even a country thrives on children being birthed along with the rise of inceldom and woman being boss bitches and being the bread winner

Like I said, I'm not really a political person, but the fact is, people become gay, people become far left. A far left society is a negative society

As long as we can agree that, from a political standpoint, being religious is an extremely beneficial to us as a society, traditional roles etc

who cares about women making money, i dont wanna work anyways.

And nothing you said shows why being gay is wrong, if you wanna go to the birthrates argument, surrogates exist, an honestly idc if society becomes less populated.

imo I am yet to see any ''disprove''

? All three things i listed have been factually explained by science to be different or completley false than their account biblically.

 

[ChadL1te]

175 cm barefoot i’ve had a few “slays” but nothing consistent
i do imagine though that i’ll have way more success in a few months after i do some final looksmaxxes

what were u slays if u dont have makeouts? also how old are u, 5'7 max height would be an issue ngl

 

[ihatereddit]

allah is a nigger

 

[ihatereddit]

what were u slays if u dont have makeouts? also how old are u, 5'7 max height would be an issue ngl

175cm is 5'9 nigha

 

[iblamexyz]

All three things i listed have been factually explained by science to be different or completley false than their account biblically.

It depends on what lens you perceive it under, because I've done the opposite research, and to me, it's completely the opposite.

who cares about women making money, i dont wanna work anyways.

And nothing you said shows why being gay is wrong, if you wanna go to the birthrates argument, surrogates exist, an honestly idc if society becomes less populated.

? All three things i listed have been factually explained by science to be different or completley false than their account biblically.

neither do I but what do we benefit from gay people they don't bother me but I don't see them, benefiting our society rather than being a nuisance.

personal examples imo For example, my city streets get closed off for Pride Month, and it's a real nuisance going about your daily business, I also don't like gay people and them doing werid sex shit and I don't like seeing it either.

Traditional couples, traditional traditions, overall, is always going to benefit society because in the past, it's always been beneficial, so why would you go ahead and change it now? Things like the modern day, even things like such like dating apps, have actually ruined soyciety, not just from a social standpoint, but definitely even from an economical standpoint, but that's if you even care about that.

 

[fraudislaw]

what were u slays if u dont have makeouts? also how old are u, 5'7 max height would be an issue ngl

175 is 5’9