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I don’t think there is any worse way to go. Dying while taking a monster shit like Elvis seems like a close second. But at least u leave a parting gift to the world

Imagine if ur making a thread like this while driving home like I am now and I get distracted just enough to end up putting my car through a tree. I don’t think it gets worse than that
Driving Game Over GIF by FIA World Rally Championship

cause of death: making a thread on looksmax.org

And while ur dying and ur life flashes before ur eyes you just see forum users like funky flamingo
 
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Caged
 
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I think that’s the secret ritual to enter gandy heaven
 
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Imagine dying while gooning.
 
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Imagine dying while gooning.

this def happens often, old farts trying to get a nut out, raising there heart rate which leads them to a heart attack
 
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when you got the 20 tabs of futa hentai open and months worth of questionable searches:hnghn::hnghn:
 
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I will still browse this forum when I’m at the carehome in 2090
 
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I don’t think there is any worse way to go. Dying while taking a monster shit like Elvis seems like a close second. But at least u leave a parting gift to the world

Imagine if ur making a thread like this while driving home like I am now and I get distracted just enough to end up putting my car through a tree. I don’t think it gets worse than that
Driving Game Over GIF by FIA World Rally Championship

cause of death: making a thread on looksmax.org

And while ur dying and ur life flashes before ur eyes you just see forum users like funky flamingo
Theres probably at least 1 guy thats died like this but we'd never know
 
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I sometimes used to browse and post .org while driving. Serious. Usually if I'm in traffic. On rare occasions even the freeway.
 
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mvp is probably gonna die of a heart attack while posting on here
 
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I sometimes used to browse and post .org while driving. Serious. Usually if I'm in traffic. On rare occasions even the freeway.
Dude I’m either on here or discord everytime I drive

Over for my dopamine receptors
 
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Dude I’m either on here or discord everytime I drive

Over for my dopamine receptors
Don't get too over confident. I said I "used to". A couple of near misses humbled me. But I'm sure I'm going to try and risk it again and it might not end so good.

That being said... A phat ass ho bag in yoga pants walking down the street is the biggest road safety hazard imo.
 
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what would you do if this was the last thing you saw before life flashed before your eyes and went night night?
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