imagine giving a shit about your jump height

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you go to the gym and instead of working your muscles you focus on jumping higher?
 
Athleticism is just as important as aesthetics
 
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jumping hiehgt is LAW. I have this friend who's 175cm (10cm taller than me) so every time a girl woudl talk to us she would always talk to him but ignore me, but then I realized something, girls just prefer him because he can jump higher than me
so I started learning techniques how to jump and spent every day practising, now the roles are reversed, or they would be if only the girls knew about my jumping height
 
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jumping hiehgt is LAW. I have this friend who's 175cm (10cm taller than me) so every time a girl woudl talk to us she would always talk to him but ignore me, but then I realized something, girls just prefer him because he can jump higher than me
so I started learning techniques how to jump and spent every day practising, now the roles are reversed, or they would be if only the girls knew about my jumping height
Just jump 10 ft high, bro!
 
over for jumpcels
 
Was playing basketball in a school gym once where there was a hot girl watching. She was clueless that the hoop was 9 feet instead of the official 10. I was dunking effortlessly because of this. She came up began complimenting me. Eventually one of my boys told her the hoop was shorter than it normally is and she looked so disappointed and left. She never spoke go me again lmao.
 
Was playing basketball in a school gym once where there was a hot girl watching. She was clueless that the hoop was 9 feet instead of the official 10. I was dunking effortlessly because of this. She came up began complimenting me. Eventually one of my boys told her the hoop was shorter than it normally is and she looked so disappointed and left. She never spoke go me again lmao.
you should steal your friends soul since he did that
 
Was playing basketball in a school gym once where there was a hot girl watching. She was clueless that the hoop was 9 feet instead of the official 10. I was dunking effortlessly because of this. She came up began complimenting me. Eventually one of my boys told her the hoop was shorter than it normally is and she looked so disappointed and left. She never spoke go me again lmao.
omg. I'm imagining she had a really lickable ass, am I incorrect? makes me wanna learn how to dunk now, too bad i'm selfdiagnosed with chronic fatigue so I can't work out
 
omg. I'm imagining she had a really lickable ass, am I incorrect? makes me wanna learn how to dunk now, too bad i'm selfdiagnosed with chronic fatigue so I can't work out
"self diagnosed"
"cant work out"
 
Athleticism is just as important as aesthetics
this is only when ur in hs to become a varsity athlete starter to statusmaxx but after that it doesnt matter unelss you are an actual pro athlete
 

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