Imagine how many people had sex today

true_subhuman_here

true_subhuman_here

I've got one thing left
Joined
Aug 29, 2025
Posts
5,191
Reputation
9,456
Many had sex with their gfs
Many had sex with a girl they just met
Many lost their virginity

Idk there was supposed to be a cool follow up but Im honestly tired
 
true_subhuman_here

true_subhuman_here

I've got one thing left
Joined
Aug 29, 2025
Posts
5,191
Reputation
9,456
most unfunny post ive read so far
no shit sherlock

Adrighen GIF
 
IronMike

IronMike

DOMAIN EXPANSION: BLACK NEW WORLD
Joined
Aug 17, 2018
Posts
6,343
Reputation
7,620
people have sex everyday
 
Whatever

Whatever

It’s all relative
Joined
Jul 12, 2019
Posts
4,033
Reputation
6,828
Of all the people I have on Insta which includes plenty of attractive women. The past few Valentine’s Days they were posting their SOs but I’m seeing noticeably less of that this year. Year by year, more and more people who are single and having little to no sex.
 
Banana ★ 🍌

Banana ★ 🍌

Banned
Joined
Jul 7, 2025
Posts
2,402
Reputation
3,536
most unfunny post ive read so far
this isnt a joke "chud_larper67" this shit is just a tougth this is the avrage .org thread not trying to be funny but just a statement just becuase i guess its kinda edgy by your normie standers dosent mean its a failed attempt at comedy cuz it wasent a attempt in the first place
 
IronMike

IronMike

DOMAIN EXPANSION: BLACK NEW WORLD
Joined
Aug 17, 2018
Posts
6,343
Reputation
7,620
99% of drownings occur in water
Ok smartass, instead of focusing on the huge amount of people having sex today, focus on the millions of men in armies aged 13-20 who were slaughtered before having sex prior to the industrial revolution. I would be happy so many virgins can have sex nowadays.
 
ChudLarper_67

ChudLarper_67

I Can't Turn Left
Joined
Feb 1, 2026
Posts
2,229
Reputation
2,165
this isnt a joke "chud_larper67" this shit is just a tougth this is the avrage .org thread not trying to be funny but just a statement just becuase i guess its kinda edgy by your normie standers dosent mean its a failed attempt at comedy cuz it wasent a attempt in the first place
me when i reaction farm
 
IronMike

IronMike

DOMAIN EXPANSION: BLACK NEW WORLD
Joined
Aug 17, 2018
Posts
6,343
Reputation
7,620
ill fuck a boy at this point just to say i lost my virginity
:feelswhat: Just see an escort and get it over with, fucking faggots man I swear
 
Lefty Rankin

Lefty Rankin

Fire
Joined
Mar 19, 2023
Posts
25,567
Reputation
31,464
Many had sex with their gfs
Many had sex with a girl they just met
Many lost their virginity

Idk there was supposed to be a cool follow up but Im honestly tired
I had sex yesterday. Today I worked a 1st and 3rd shift with only 6 hours between ri eat and sleep. I don't care about no Valentine's day.
 
true_subhuman_here

true_subhuman_here

I've got one thing left
Joined
Aug 29, 2025
Posts
5,191
Reputation
9,456
Ok smartass, instead of focusing on the huge amount of people having sex today, focus on the millions of men in armies aged 13-20 who were slaughtered before having sex prior to the industrial revolution. I would be happy so many virgins can have sex nowadays.
dude what the fuck are you even talking about
 
true_subhuman_here

true_subhuman_here

I've got one thing left
Joined
Aug 29, 2025
Posts
5,191
Reputation
9,456
I had sex yesterday. Today I worked a 1st and 3rd shift with only 6 hours between ri eat and sleep. I don't care about no Valentine's day.
thanks for letting me know unc
 
IronMike

IronMike

DOMAIN EXPANSION: BLACK NEW WORLD
Joined
Aug 17, 2018
Posts
6,343
Reputation
7,620
esoterik

esoterik

Fuchsia
Joined
Oct 19, 2023
Posts
10,334
Reputation
14,132
probably with condoms tho, so i only envy the small % that got to fuck raw today
 
Banana ★ 🍌

Banana ★ 🍌

Banned
Joined
Jul 7, 2025
Posts
2,402
Reputation
3,536
i’ll also get banned, im better off ragebaiting and calling niggas ugly
no they have a porn free policy they dont give a fuck at all havent you ever seen pepole post porn here before even the mods react or comment under it you just have to add a nsfw tag

the BEST type of porn to post here is gay porn because thats the most diguisting porn so pepole will give you alot of reactions for it
 
ChudLarper_67

ChudLarper_67

I Can't Turn Left
Joined
Feb 1, 2026
Posts
2,229
Reputation
2,165
no they have a porn free policy they dont give a fuck at all havent you ever seen pepole post porn here before even the mods react or comment under it you just have to add a nsfw tag

the BEST type of porn to post here is gay porn because thats the most diguisting porn so pepole will give you alot of reactions for it
it’ll ruin my actual reputation on here, i’d be known as the “gay porn guy” slow and steady wins the race
 
Banana ★ 🍌

Banana ★ 🍌

Banned
Joined
Jul 7, 2025
Posts
2,402
Reputation
3,536
it’ll ruin my actual reputation on here, i’d be known as the “gay porn guy” slow and steady wins the race
bro the gay porn guy would be the most funny rage bait you can call pepole gay too and be like "yo im the gay porn guy here but your more guy looking than me" + its anoymenuse forum you can be what ever yo want on here
 
ChudLarper_67

ChudLarper_67

I Can't Turn Left
Joined
Feb 1, 2026
Posts
2,229
Reputation
2,165
bro the gay porn guy would be the most funny rage bait you can call pepole gay too and be like "yo im the gay porn guy here but your more guy looking than me" + its anoymenuse forum you can be what ever yo want on here
im just tryna get out of gray so i can ask questions without people giving me random bullshit, ive told 4 new people today to eat based bodyworks pomade for higher testosterone, when im blue i can have them actually believe me
 
true_subhuman_here

true_subhuman_here

I've got one thing left
Joined
Aug 29, 2025
Posts
5,191
Reputation
9,456
im just tryna get out of gray so i can ask questions without people giving me random bullshit, ive told 4 new people today to eat based bodyworks pomade for higher testosterone, when im blue i can have them actually believe me
why are you still talking
 
Banana ★ 🍌

Banana ★ 🍌

Banned
Joined
Jul 7, 2025
Posts
2,402
Reputation
3,536
im just tryna get out of gray so i can ask questions without people giving me random bullshit, ive told 4 new people today to eat based bodyworks pomade for higher testosterone, when im blue i can have them actually believe me
just buy vip that shit gives your name some crazy ass colors and its on sale rn
 
ChudLarper_67

ChudLarper_67

I Can't Turn Left
Joined
Feb 1, 2026
Posts
2,229
Reputation
2,165
use the code before you do you need to type in "HATE40" in the code thing first
dang 75 bucks, im dropping this account as soon as i reach lhtn :forcedsmile:
 

Similar threads

whitecelcoper
Replies
32
Views
141
Jensonsahighlander
Jensonsahighlander
lnceIs
Replies
7
Views
66
DjNazi
DjNazi
jcwkrz
Replies
67
Views
190
ascendtocl122
ascendtocl122
Skitsuna
Replies
19
Views
91
Skitsuna
Skitsuna
Ghost Philosophy
Replies
151
Views
543
truewarlord
truewarlord

Users who are viewing this thread

Top