imagine phones gained sentience and everytime you plugged something in it essentailly means your fucking it and they moan everytime you stick it in

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Like when there getting charged, its essentially the phoen version of getting a fad load into someone.

And if they hsve a 3.5 mm headphone jack and you charge and plug in your headphones at the same time your tag teaming it
 
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Like bro
 
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Like when there getting charged, its essentially the phoen version of getting a fad load into someone.

And if they hsve a 3.5 mm headphone jack and you charge and plug in your headphones at the same time your tag teaming it
How do you even think of this
 
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High IQ
 
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IMG 3023
 
niggas who have androids over iPhone gon cop one immediately so that bih can never reach 100%

IMG 8855
 
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YO YO AND IF ITS AN IPHONE SIRI IS LIKE ITS VOICE

AND SHE JUST MOANS AND SQUIRWMS EVERYTIME YOU THRUST IN AND OUT OF HER USING YOUR USB C CHARHING CABLE
 

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