In this thread we pretend we are in high school

[Saoirsecel]

Hey mr. janitor, I've shit myself and I can't wipe... c-c-could you help me out? Could you please wipe my ass?

Will someone please help this guy already, i can smell it from the other side of the school ffs

 

[Saoirsecel]

Have you seen our new teacher she fine af
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I heard shes someones mother

 

[Noodlewhore]

Hello, I'm 30yo but still a freshman. This is my 16th time I repeat this class
Hope I can find some friends, let's go hunting Staceys in the cafeteria and pls can you tell me where can I get a fake ID? I don't want the FBI to suspect me
Any adderall somebody? Weed?

 

[thotbuster3000]

anybody got a pen?

 

[Saoirsecel]

Hello, I'm 30yo but still a freshman. This is my 16th time I repeat this class
Hope I can find some friends, let's go hunting Staceys in the cafeteria and pls can you tell me where can I get a fake ID? I don't want the FBI to suspect me
Any adderall somebody? Weed?

I will help u if u help us to buy drinks to our party at @BigBoy house on friday

 

[Deleted member 2100]

Hello, I'm 30yo but still a freshman. This is my 16th time I repeat this class
Hope I can find some friends, let's go hunting Staceys in the cafeteria and pls can you tell me where can I get a fake ID? I don't want the FBI to suspect me
Any adderall somebody? Weed?

I will help u if u help us to buy drinks to our party at @BigBoy house on friday

yea bro itll be lit, theres gonna be a lot of stacys coming

 

[johncruz12345]

Brbabababsrbrbrba.. "autistic kid ramblings."

 

[CommanderCope]

nigga yuh ayy *dabs* *does autistic tik tok fortnite dance*

 

[Saoirsecel]

 

[Deleted member 5634]

Do you know where the library Is? I have a Ton of homework.

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Guys I'm going out with Stacy and she told me to bring a friend for her home girl so we can go on a double date. Is anyone interested?

 

[magnificentcel]

Guys, how many AP classes are you taking?

I am taking 6, because I want to make it into an Ivy (preferably one of the better ones, such as princeton)

I’m taking 0

 

[magnificentcel]

Do you know where the library Is? I have a Ton of homework.

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@werty1457

 

[magnificentcel]

Guys I'm going out with Stacy and she told me to bring a friend for her home girl so we can go on a double date. Is anyone interested?
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Holy duck those girls are so hot

 

[magnificentcel]

Guys I'm going out with Stacy and she told me to bring a friend for her home girl so we can go on a double date. Is anyone interested?
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I’m interest boyo Jesus Christ those hips those thighs mmmmm

 

[Deleted member 5634]

Guys I'm going out with Stacy and she told me to bring a friend for her home girl so we can go on a double date. Is anyone interested?
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Bro i saw those girls, @Amnesia told me they are whores.

 

[Deleted member 10524]

autism high

 

[Deleted member 2597]

This thread is funny af

 

[6’1cel]

ngl id be the guy caught fucking the hot 35yo milf teacher with my 8 inch dick in the bathroom
you guys have that guy in ur school too right?

 

[Kaworu]

Who wants to go hit the gym later?

 

[6’1cel]

Who wants to go hit the gym later?

me bro
garuanteed i can bench more than you can deadlift tho

 

[quakociaptockh]

Will teach maths for protection.

 

[Kaworu]

me bro
garuanteed i can bench more than you can deadlift tho

Dude I can only bench 210 max atm

hey stacylite asked me to hang out with some other friends at a bonfire after school

wanna come?

 

[Saoirsecel]

Guys I'm going out with Stacy and she told me to bring a friend for her home girl so we can go on a double date. Is anyone interested?
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Im only attracted to females over 18 years old

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Guys I'm going out with Stacy and she told me to bring a friend for her home girl so we can go on a double date. Is anyone interested?
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They’re so hot I’m pissed off now fuck you I gotta get some pussy tn

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@Thongmaster im gonna hatefuck my new bitch tonight for not looking like those two

 

[Deleted member 10679]

Guys I'm going out with Stacy and she told me to bring a friend for her home girl so we can go on a double date. Is anyone interested?
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I would love to accompany you and muh lady on a fine evening of arts, wine and intellectual conversation, however, it appears I am still knee deep in my own shit. The nurse and janitor @Alban are both helping me but it seems futile at this point... it's like wiping a marker, it just keeps going and going and with every wipe there is more shit to come.

I bid you adieu good sir,

 

[Deleted member 6538]

I would love to accompany you and muh lady on a fine evening of arts, wine and intellectual conversation, however, it appears I am still knee deep in my own shit. The nurse and janitor @Alban are both helping me but it seems futile at this point... it's like wiping a marker, it just keeps going and going and with every wipe there is more shit.

I bid you adieu good sir,

 

[Saoirsecel]

The first day is finally over, fuuck it was stressful but i feel like its gonna be a great year full of friends and love, see you guys tomorrow

 

[OOGABOOGA]

The first day is finally over, fuuck it was stressful but i feel like its gonna be a great year full of friends and love, see you guys tomorrow

Suck a dick nigga I’m stealing yo bike and riding home to fuck yo mama pussy ass white boy

 

[Saoirsecel]

Suck a dick nigga I’m stealing yo bike and riding home to fuck yo mama pussy ass white boy

Those are actually your own bike and mother you sick fuck

 

[Deleted member 10679]

Those are actually your own bike and mother you sick fuck

Sorry to bother you but my strong, independent and single mother is currently away with her boyfriend. Is it possible for me to carpool with you? I have an excellent collection of mint condition pokemon card packaging that we can look at (but not touch to preserve their value)

Oh what's that brown almost green stain on my white skater jeans?? Oh well good sir, it appears my inner animal instinct had overcome my huma-- why yes I did shit my pants but not to worry it's mostly dry now so the stains would be minimal.

 

[Saoirsecel]

Sorry to bother you but my strong, independent and single mother is currently away with her boyfriend. Is it possible for me to carpool with you? I have an excellent collection of mint condition pokemon card packaging that we can look at (but not touch to preserve their value)

Oh what's that brown almost green stain on my white skater jeans?? Oh well good sir, it appears my inner animal instinct had overcome my huma-- why yes I did shit my pants but not to worry it's mostly dry now so the stains would be minimal.

U NEED SPECIAL SCHOOL

 

[Deleted member 2597]

Jfl you niggas are making a whole damn full length prime time high school drama.

 

[Saoirsecel]

Jfl you niggas are making a whole damn full length prime time high school drama.

Its a reality show actually

 

[Deleted member 10679]

Jfl you niggas are making a whole damn full length prime time high school drama.

This thread needs more attention tbh, very funny ngl

 

[Deleted member 10679]

U NEED SPECIAL SCHOOL

How rude good sir? YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
I challenge thee to a duel...
YES A DUEL, IT SHALL BE A GRAND SPECTACLE FOR ALL TO SEE FOR YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRA--
*Stomach gurgling noises*
*Squelchy plop sound*
Not again... dear god... NURSE!!!

 

[Saoirsecel]

Who wants to go out in a bike ride

 

[Deleted member 2100]

How rude good sir? YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
I challenge thee to a duel...
YES A DUEL, IT SHALL BE A GRAND SPECTACLE FOR ALL TO SEE FOR YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRA--
*Stomach gurgling noises*
*Squelchy plop sound*
Not again... dear god... NURSE!!!

Oh god, its all over my shirt

 

[Deleted]

*arvid* walking nervously down the corridor because Nobody likes him. He looks at becky just for a second after seeing her face full of disgust.

arvid enters the classroom a little early. After 10 minutes when the class starts No one is sitting next to him. Arvid looks at the floor realizing his place in the good chain.

Arvid is just about to exit the school when stacy asks him out. Arvid is paranoid but says yes. He comes to stacys house and just before sex, 8 masked jocks jump out of her closet and beats him up. calling him names like ”faggot” and ”simp” Arvid walks home in the rain.

Arvid never came back to school, rumors are he died.

 

[Saoirsecel]

*arvid* walking nervously down the corridor because Nobody likes him. He looks at becky just for a second after seeing her face full of disgust.

arvid enters the classroom a little early. After 10 minutes when the class starts No one is sitting next to him. Arvid looks at the floor realizing his place in the good chain.

Arvid is just about to exit the school when stacy asks him out. Arvid is paranoid but says yes. He comes to stacys house and just before sex, 8 masked jocks jump out of her closet and beats him up. calling him names like ”faggot” and ”simp” Arvid walks home in the rain.

Arvid never came back to school, rumors are he died.

Arvid is also a few hours late

 

[Deleted]

*jerks off in class*

Hey bro, that’s a nice cock can i try it?

 

[Saoirsecel]

What do u guys do after class?

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

What do u guys do after class?

I just got Halo 3 I am going to play it all night even though I have a history test tomorrow morning

 

[Deleted member 3990]

How rude good sir? YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
I challenge thee to a duel...
YES A DUEL, IT SHALL BE A GRAND SPECTACLE FOR ALL TO SEE FOR YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRA--
*Stomach gurgling noises*
*Squelchy plop sound*
Not again... dear god... NURSE!!!

Ah, the Shitposter in person

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Its not abt being in high school its abt being young
And its not abt being young its abt benefiting from your time

 

[Deleted member 10679]

What do u guys do after class?

Well if you really must know I engage in some lude entertainment known as shota, it's an incredibly complex story frame to illustrate topics that are considered taboo or risqué in by western society's standards. I could recommend you some delectable brother-sister... urm... I mean I netflix and chill with my girlfriend.

Funnily enough, my girlfriend lives in Kyoto, Japan, we met on an miyatichan forum and she is my cutiepie and I am her senpai uwu
Her name is kimmiko and we plan to live together, I just need to pay for her college tuition fees.

 

[Mouthbreath]

I'm late as always

 

[Deleted]

What do u guys do after class?

I think im gonna try out this new rope i just bought. Either that or gta 5.

 

[Saoirsecel]

Good morning yall ready for day 2?