INCELCON DEC 2018(incels GTFIH!)

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It's that time of the year again and you incels can't wait for the upcoming incelcon 2k18. Of course I am hosting this time and I assure you that you won't be disappointed as I live near university grounds.

What we will be doing:
-->will be high on alcohol and drugs for the whole time
-->wearing insoles and doing autistic shit to low-inhibmax before we go to parties, offering drugs to freshman sloots and then proceeding to fuck them raw
-->scheming highly scrupulous money making methods
-->gangbanging popular pornstars in my house

Unfortunately, the standards for qualifying as an incel have risen. See if you qualify yourself(don't bother pm if you don't fuckers).

Requirements for participation in INCELCON 2018

Face: 0.95 midface ratio minimum, >33mm palpabral fissures, >=1.85 fwhr, at least 23.5inch skull circumference , 5.5" bigonial width minimum, colored eyes

Height: 6'2" bare minimum(liftfrauds OUT)

Body: 22" bideltoid minimum, over 7.3" wrists, muscular build with visible 8-pack

Ethnicity: 100% white, preferably dirty blonde with gold skin like me. If you're fucking ethnic be NO LESS than an 8/10.

Athleticism: Started on AT LEAST 2 sport teams. Preferably in either basketball or volleyball. 30 inch vertical. 800ng/dl test min.

Personality:
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^Better look like that graph srs


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Already got PMed from two of my old buddies from incels.is who are overqualified for the event.

VPwDyFh

See you at incelcon!
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Lol for a moment I believed this is true

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Two incels.is posters I know have jawlines like this one above. Both above 6ft too.
I bet there are more lurking there. The average incels.is poster is not too far off from the incelcon standards.

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can i join ? This is my photo by the way :

jeremy-meeks-getty-jan-2018-pascal-le-segretain
 
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It's that time of the year again and you incels can't wait for the upcoming incelcon 2k18. Of course I am hosting this time and I assure you that you won't be disappointed as I live near university grounds.

What we will be doing:
-->will be high on alcohol and drugs for the whole time
-->wearing insoles and doing autistic shit to low-inhibmax before we go to parties, offering drugs to freshman sloots and then proceeding to fuck them raw
-->scheming highly scrupulous money making methods
-->gangbanging popular pornstars in my house

Unfortunately, the standards for qualifying as an incel have risen. See if you qualify yourself(don't bother pm if you don't fuckers).

Requirements for participation in INCELCON 2018

Face: 0.95 midface ratio minimum, >33mm palpabral fissures, >=1.85 fwhr, at least 23.5inch skull circumference , 5.5" bigonial width minimum, colored eyes

Height: 6'2" bare minimum(liftfrauds OUT)

Body: 22" bideltoid minimum, over 7.3" wrists, muscular build with visible 8-pack

Ethnicity: 100% white, preferably dirty blonde with gold skin like me. If you're fucking ethnic be NO LESS than an 8/10.

Athleticism: Started on AT LEAST 2 sport teams. Preferably in either basketball or volleyball. 30 inch vertical. 800ng/dl test min.

Personality:
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^Better look like that graph srs


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Already got PMed from two of my old buddies from incels.is who are overqualified for the event.


See you at incelcon!
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Bro srs if any of you fuckers wanna come by my neck of the woods drop me a pm and we can all party together
 
The second guy on the right doesn't look white to me. Fraud incelcon!!!
 
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It's that time of the year again and you incels can't wait for the upcoming incelcon 2k18. Of course I am hosting this time and I assure you that you won't be disappointed as I live near university grounds.

What we will be doing:
-->will be high on alcohol and drugs for the whole time
-->wearing insoles and doing autistic shit to low-inhibmax before we go to parties, offering drugs to freshman sloots and then proceeding to fuck them raw
-->scheming highly scrupulous money making methods
-->gangbanging popular pornstars in my house

Unfortunately, the standards for qualifying as an incel have risen. See if you qualify yourself(don't bother pm if you don't fuckers).

Requirements for participation in INCELCON 2018

Face: 0.95 midface ratio minimum, >33mm palpabral fissures, >=1.85 fwhr, at least 23.5inch skull circumference , 5.5" bigonial width minimum, colored eyes

Height: 6'2" bare minimum(liftfrauds OUT)

Body: 22" bideltoid minimum, over 7.3" wrists, muscular build with visible 8-pack

Ethnicity: 100% white, preferably dirty blonde with gold skin like me. If you're fucking ethnic be NO LESS than an 8/10.

Athleticism: Started on AT LEAST 2 sport teams. Preferably in either basketball or volleyball. 30 inch vertical. 800ng/dl test min.

Personality:
View attachment 3205
^Better look like that graph srs


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Already got PMed from two of my old buddies from incels.is who are overqualified for the event.


See you at incelcon!
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Fuck this last gif and those two bastards!!!!!!

WHY THE HELL DID MY NOSE GET BROKEN THRICE AND NOT CHICOS ???!!!!!!

THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK FOR SHIT THEY JUST GOT IT SERVED TO THEM GODDAMNIT !!!!
 
can i join ? This is my photo by the way :

jeremy-meeks-getty-jan-2018-pascal-le-segretain
Receded hairline, no proof of straight white teeth without an over/underbite, eyebrows aren’t thick enough, subpar neck tattoos, lips too big, slightly too big of a mid face ratio. NEXT
 
Rofl incelcon
 

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