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FaceandHFD
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It's that time of the year again and you incels can't wait for the upcoming incelcon 2k18. Of course I am hosting this time and I assure you that you won't be disappointed as I live near university grounds.
What we will be doing:
-->will be high on alcohol and drugs for the whole time
-->wearing insoles and doing autistic shit to low-inhibmax before we go to parties, offering drugs to freshman sloots and then proceeding to fuck them raw
-->scheming highly scrupulous money making methods
-->gangbanging popular pornstars in my house
Unfortunately, the standards for qualifying as an incel have risen. See if you qualify yourself(don't bother pm if you don't fuckers).
Requirements for participation in INCELCON 2018
Face: 0.95 midface ratio minimum, >33mm palpabral fissures, >=1.85 fwhr, at least 23.5inch skull circumference , 5.5" bigonial width minimum, colored eyes
Height: 6'2" bare minimum(liftfrauds OUT)
Body: 22" bideltoid minimum, over 7.3" wrists, muscular build with visible 8-pack
Ethnicity: 100% white, preferably dirty blonde with gold skin like me. If you're fucking ethnic be NO LESS than an 8/10.
Athleticism: Started on AT LEAST 2 sport teams. Preferably in either basketball or volleyball. 30 inch vertical. 800ng/dl test min.
Personality:
^Better look like that graph srs
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Already got PMed from two of my old buddies from incels.is who are overqualified for the event.
See you at incelcon!
What we will be doing:
-->will be high on alcohol and drugs for the whole time
-->wearing insoles and doing autistic shit to low-inhibmax before we go to parties, offering drugs to freshman sloots and then proceeding to fuck them raw
-->scheming highly scrupulous money making methods
-->gangbanging popular pornstars in my house
Unfortunately, the standards for qualifying as an incel have risen. See if you qualify yourself(don't bother pm if you don't fuckers).
Requirements for participation in INCELCON 2018
Face: 0.95 midface ratio minimum, >33mm palpabral fissures, >=1.85 fwhr, at least 23.5inch skull circumference , 5.5" bigonial width minimum, colored eyes
Height: 6'2" bare minimum(liftfrauds OUT)
Body: 22" bideltoid minimum, over 7.3" wrists, muscular build with visible 8-pack
Ethnicity: 100% white, preferably dirty blonde with gold skin like me. If you're fucking ethnic be NO LESS than an 8/10.
Athleticism: Started on AT LEAST 2 sport teams. Preferably in either basketball or volleyball. 30 inch vertical. 800ng/dl test min.
Personality:
^Better look like that graph srs
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Already got PMed from two of my old buddies from incels.is who are overqualified for the event.
See you at incelcon!
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