ranierean
...Boarding L'Express de Schery 🚬🚂✊
- Joined
- Jul 1, 2023
- Posts
- 3,525
- Reputation
- 6,735
if I woke up as a completely different guy to someone saying "yooo you've been stuck in this incel simulator for weeks, I just had to unplug you bro" I'd respond "this is SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP, I'm going back in, I need to finish this, I need to end this FOR GOOD"
or, if a mad scientist was like "guess what, look at you, you are a Chad now" I'd go straight for his throat and rip him from the inside out and beat him until there's no skin left not on his body nor on my hands
if a popularly understood version of heaven is real and I had somehow gotten there I'd just scream "NIIIIIIIGGEEEEEER" and track down whatever God figure that they have and make him pay
or, if a mad scientist was like "guess what, look at you, you are a Chad now" I'd go straight for his throat and rip him from the inside out and beat him until there's no skin left not on his body nor on my hands
if a popularly understood version of heaven is real and I had somehow gotten there I'd just scream "NIIIIIIIGGEEEEEER" and track down whatever God figure that they have and make him pay