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Full Indepth Cheating guide
by @mewingmaxxer
by @mewingmaxxer
I am not responsible for what you do with this information and the consequences that might arise, this is only for educational and sarcastic purposes, nothing here reflects my actual experiences or things I have done.
Introduction
Time is your most valuable possession, school, university and studying for them takes that away from us. Cheating gives you the freedom to spend your time on things other than studying and not waste your childhood years (or teen years ig). Every minute spent studying could be spent doing other things like looksmaxxing or moneymaxxing or socializing or learning actual useful things, or anything else.
Instead of wasting your time studying you can spend a fraction of that time learning the optimal methods to cheat in your exams, saving a bunch of time in the long run, especially if you have perfected your strats over a longer time frame.
If you have access to Adderall or Ritalin or study with friends (aka if it's fun for you) I guess you can just not follow this guide, but tbh I would still advise preparing these methods even if you won't necessarily use them, even tho if you have Adderall or Ritalin you could be studying more useful stuff.
Cheating is the new Meta
Time is your most valuable possession, school, university and studying for them takes that away from us. Cheating gives you the freedom to spend your time on things other than studying and not waste your childhood years (or teen years ig). Every minute spent studying could be spent doing other things like looksmaxxing or moneymaxxing or socializing or learning actual useful things, or anything else.
Instead of wasting your time studying you can spend a fraction of that time learning the optimal methods to cheat in your exams, saving a bunch of time in the long run, especially if you have perfected your strats over a longer time frame.
If you have access to Adderall or Ritalin or study with friends (aka if it's fun for you) I guess you can just not follow this guide, but tbh I would still advise preparing these methods even if you won't necessarily use them, even tho if you have Adderall or Ritalin you could be studying more useful stuff.
Cheating is the new Meta
In this thread we will be discussing:
- The Optimal Methods for Cheating in a school/uni exam enviroment
- How to do it
- A bonus method if it's too late
Methods for Cheating:
Obviously your enviroment can differ drastically, but I will try and provide methods for every level of difficulty, in some enviroments it would be really hard to cheat BUT it's never impossible, just depends on how far you're willing to go. The methods will be organized from those that work in the most lenient enviroments to those that work in the most extreme ones ascendingly.
Using a Smartwatch
If you have any smartwatch with either a notes app, the ability to change the background or an image gallery, you can use that, just make sure the text is readable.
You just use whichever method your watch provides and use it in your preferred way, if a smartwatch isn't allowed wear a long-sleeve shirt or jacket to hide the watch and then discretely slide it out when the Exam Observer's or whatever you call them in English isn't looking.
Just make sure to wear the sleeve like this.
Notes/Cheat Sheet on your body
Pretty self explanatory, if you have the ability to go to the toilet you could use more discrete locations like your thigh or stomach, otherwise you can still use your nails, hands and arms. You can either stick a paper with cheats on your body or you can write down the notes yourself with a pen, the disadvantage to this is that it's quite a bit harder to get rid of.
Using your phone, ChatGPT and/or Telegram Exam Leaks
The reason this is quite a bit lower even tho it is still risky is that, if executed correctly it's pretty hard to get caught, you need to be able to go to the toilet probably and potentially memorize the exam paper (or you can just write it on a sheet of paper I guess). Use your brain when deciding which medium to use, you could download a pdf copy of the book before the exams, take pictures of the revisions, pay a teacher in advance to help you during the exam (or just ask they might say yes if they're free tbh), and so on, or, if your exam is a somewhat larger one and many people are tryna cheat, there probably are telegram channels that leak the exam either before it starts or during it, sometimes with answer, just try and type "Exam Name + Leaks" in telegram. You can also use ChatGPT or other AI tools for most exams.
If you decide to go for this method make sure to wear a puffy jacket or wide pants to be able to hide your phone properly, you could get a little pocket costum made for your phone in your pants or the like if you want to go that route.
Good Ol' Cheat Sheet
Pretty self explanatory, you write out or print a sheet with whatever you need to cheat (If you haven't studied at all it might be more than one cheat sheet, say 4 pages if you write on both the front and back) and then hide it wherever you want to (pockets are usually okay but if it's big or more than one you can hide it on your stomach), then during the exam you take out the cheat sheet and put it under your actual exam paper and slide it in a way that it's not really noticable but you can still copy from it, then you just copy.
You could also memorize the questions and go to the toilet to check the sheet for the answers. This technique is similiar to the Cheat Sheet on body technique obviously. If you know where you will be examined you could also try and hide the cheat sheet in the classroom beforehand.
You could also always just hide a cheat sheet in the toilet, or if you have a partner write the questions you need an answer for on the sheet and wait for them to go to the toilet and answer it, then go to the toilet again and take the cheat sheet.
Invisible Headphone
For this you basically have to get a really small wireless headphone and set it up in a way to play an audio recording of you reading whatever you want on repeat, usually you'd have to have a phone in proximity, but if your classroom is small this could still work even if the phone is in your bag. Make sure to keep the volume high enough to clearly hear, but low enough to the point that the Observers don't notice it and classmates don't hear it. You can also try and wear a hoodie to mask the sound and to hide the earphone better if it doesn't fit well or you're using a wired one (in that case make sure cable goes to the back not front).
Water Bottle Trick
You make one of those labels on a water bottle but instead of nutritional value, ingredients and other information you put whatever is relevant to your exam, then you stick it on the water bottle, make sure it looks believable and don't make it too obvious you're cheating from it.
A few tips:
- Try your absolute best to not get caught, it is the worst thing that can happen.
- Make sure you're on good terms with the Observer, so that in case you get caught they could let it slide.
- Never tell anyone that you're cheating (other than if you have one, your cheating partner) even if your school system is leniant, they might snitch unintentionally
- Do not divert attention to yourself during the exam
- The optimal seat is the last row on either the left or right side, if you can choose your seat choose the one closest to the mentioned position.
- Talk with classmates on general topics during the exam or generally make it so that even when you accidentally do something suspicous they will think nothing of it cause you already act like that the entire time (like for example flick around, play with your paper, etc)
- Feel free to combine methods and create your own
- BONUS METHOD: If you failed an exam or school, you can either try to bribe whoever issues the exams or go to a third world country and pay them to issue a certificate with your preferred grades which will actually be registered.
THANKS FOR READING
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