CelestialEmpire
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1. no more than 6 pics. nobody except close friends is swiping all the way otherwise, you look too chalant if you do a 20 pic photodump like a bird
2. perfect ratio of nonchalant candida to group pics, no solo posed shots. i like to go for 2-3 group pics (make sure theres at least 5-6 tall white HTNs youre seen with) and a couple off guard candids of me behind the dj booth, at the pre, at the beach, etc
3. inside joke caption or an IRONIC frat caption. make sure youre mogger enough to pull off the IRONIC caption or birds will think youre a fucking squid.
4. mix of scenery and outfits, people especially bird get bored if they see the same shit visually. your pics should be taken at different locations on different days throughout a semester or a trip or a frat formal, etc. for example for a boys trip pic, mix in a beach pic, an airport pic, a flick at the pre, a couple pics behind the dj booth.
5. nonchalant comment section, dont respond to every comment (i like to only respond to 25% ish of my comments). dont let one person comment multiple times (looks like you told them to do it to hype you up).
6. turn off like count unless you genuinely have a mogger like count (800+ consistently)
7. tell girl friends to comment inside jokes so birds think you get play
8. evoke jealousy and exclusion/isolation feelings from viewers. people should be absolutely green with envy at your money/status/social circle that the post implies. jealous of you being backstage behind john summit at experts only, of you in a PJ with goyard/rimowa/rolexes and of 6'6+ touse CL moggers in your comment section sharing inside jokes.
2. perfect ratio of nonchalant candida to group pics, no solo posed shots. i like to go for 2-3 group pics (make sure theres at least 5-6 tall white HTNs youre seen with) and a couple off guard candids of me behind the dj booth, at the pre, at the beach, etc
3. inside joke caption or an IRONIC frat caption. make sure youre mogger enough to pull off the IRONIC caption or birds will think youre a fucking squid.
4. mix of scenery and outfits, people especially bird get bored if they see the same shit visually. your pics should be taken at different locations on different days throughout a semester or a trip or a frat formal, etc. for example for a boys trip pic, mix in a beach pic, an airport pic, a flick at the pre, a couple pics behind the dj booth.
5. nonchalant comment section, dont respond to every comment (i like to only respond to 25% ish of my comments). dont let one person comment multiple times (looks like you told them to do it to hype you up).
6. turn off like count unless you genuinely have a mogger like count (800+ consistently)
7. tell girl friends to comment inside jokes so birds think you get play
8. evoke jealousy and exclusion/isolation feelings from viewers. people should be absolutely green with envy at your money/status/social circle that the post implies. jealous of you being backstage behind john summit at experts only, of you in a PJ with goyard/rimowa/rolexes and of 6'6+ touse CL moggers in your comment section sharing inside jokes.
