Inheritance and NEETcel plans for when my parents are dead up

[Deleted member 18879]

My parents are 22-23 years older than me. They are close to paying off the mortgage on the house that's valued at about 500k, I have one other sibling who they'll give money too if they die. If I sell the house and it gets split, I'd be left with about 120k after tax, how long could I sustain this living as frugally as possible? 10-15 years?

 

[Zer0/∞]

11 years assuming low investment returns and high UK taxes

 

[Zer0/∞]

And 17 years with average investment returns and low UK taxes

 

[Deleted member 18879]

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11 years assuming low investment returns and high UK taxes

 

[Xangsane]

My parents are 22-23 years older than me. They are close to paying off the mortgage on the house that's valued at about 500k, I have one other sibling who they'll give money too if they die. If I sell the house and it gets split, I'd be left with about 120k after tax, how long could I sustain this living as frugally as possible? 10-15 years?

Stop wishing your parents bad, they brought you in this world.

 

[Zer0/∞]

And if you moved to SEA with middle class standard of living of 6k a year and average investment returns you would survive on your money indefinitely, in fact it would grow

 

[Zer0/∞]

it would last a couple years longer actually because the pound has been depreciating against the dollar

 

[Deleted member 18879]

And if you moved to SEA with middle class standard of living of 6k a year and average investment returns you would survive on your money indefinitely, in fact it would grow
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i am on waiting list now for bimax consultation i will get it shortly on welfare (NHS) surgery and possibly rhinoseptoplasty that should make me human enough to start going outside

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Stop wishing your parents bad, they brought you in this world.

I'm not wishing them bad, just mentioning they had me young so they may even outlive me since I have shit health due to incel genes (they are both healthy at almost 50 with no problems)

 

[Zer0/∞]

i am on waiting list now for bimax consultation i will get it shortly on welfare (NHS) surgery and possibly rhinoseptoplasty that should make me human enough to start going outside

why rhinoplasty?

 

[Deleted member 18879]

why rhinoplasty?

my nose sticks out too much and the tip looks cringe

 

[Deleted member 20064]

I mean i’d probably buy all the surgery I want straight away. Then once you have ascended just get a sugar momma.

Looks > Money

 

[thereallegend]

I give it 3 years

 

[Deleted member 18879]

I give it 3 years

maybe in US

 

[thereallegend]

maybe in US

cost of living is lower in UK?

 

[Deleted member 18879]

cost of living is lower in UK?

way lower than most states yes

 

[Deleted member 5467]

What if specifically write you out of getting any inheritance

 

[Deleted member 21048]

Ppl are living longer then ever for some reason, all 4 of my grandparents are alive, and the oldest is 86, boomers won't perish idk why

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Ppl are living longer then ever for some reason, all 4 of my grandparents are alive, and the oldest is 86, boomers won't perish idk why

same here all 80+ still alive

 

[Patient A]

My parents are 22-23 years older than me. They are close to paying off the mortgage on the house that's valued at about 500k, I have one other sibling who they'll give money too if they die. If I sell the house and it gets split, I'd be left with about 120k after tax, how long could I sustain this living as frugally as possible? 10-15 years?

The Jew will engage hyperinflation and wipe you out

 

[Krakowski]

You should invest parts of the money over time

 

[Unhuman]

My parents are 22-23 years older than me. They are close to paying off the mortgage on the house that's valued at about 500k, I have one other sibling who they'll give money too if they die. If I sell the house and it gets split, I'd be left with about 120k after tax, how long could I sustain this living as frugally as possible? 10-15 years?

You have to geomax somewhere cheap like EE

 

[Tylermax]

You have to geomax somewhere cheap like EE

Sure

 

[Unhuman]

Sure

Why?

 

[Tylermax]

Why?

Cuz aetheling of romes me thats why

 

[FutureSlayer]

Why?

mogger propic and bio

 

[Mezo103]

My parents own $500k worth of assets and they are also 25 years older than me. My plan is to surgerymaxx after they're dead but the only difference is I'm also scamming my siblings off their inheritance.

 

[Mezo103]

i am on waiting list now for bimax consultation i will get it shortly on welfare (NHS) surgery and possibly rhinoseptoplasty that should make me human enough to start going outside

Damn ur getting ur bimax paid for

 

[PushingTheLimits]

how tf do u get free cosmetic surgery from nhs help a nigga out fr fr

 

[Gonthar]

My parents are 22-23 years older than me. They are close to paying off the mortgage on the house that's valued at about 500k, I have one other sibling who they'll give money too if they die. If I sell the house and it gets split, I'd be left with about 120k after tax, how long could I sustain this living as frugally as possible? 10-15 years?

It would be a real tragedy if let's say some unfortunate accident would happen to them...

 

[LampPostPrime]

Put it in a super high interest rate savings account and have yourself a nice 6000 a year supplement to your income

 

[Deleted member 32410]

My parents are 22-23 years older than me. They are close to paying off the mortgage on the house that's valued at about 500k, I have one other sibling who they'll give money too if they die. If I sell the house and it gets split, I'd be left with about 120k after tax, how long could I sustain this living as frugally as possible? 10-15 years?

Blow it all on surgery