Insane way to increase testosterone

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First of all, I am 1235 to 1735 approximately tested. They couldn't test me properly so they gave an assumption. Now I will give y'all low t niggas that jerk off 15 times everyday some tips to increase T.

But first, I'm legit high t guys believe or not
Sex drive is high
Mood swings a fucking ton
Anger (not always)
Can build muscle easily
Big hands
Vascular


Now guys YOU SHOULD DO MY SPECIAL ASDVEK MILKSHAKE.
I can't believe I am sharing the recipe as this was a secret between me and government but yeah
The recipe:
2 to 4 bananas
Apple
A shit ton of oatmeal
Milk
Blueberries
4 raw eggs
Raw onions
Vitamin D3&K2 drops in it (doesnt affect the taste at all)
Vitamin C and Zinc supplement that was mashed up
Magnesium that was mashed up
Tongkat ali
L arginine
Ginger
Maca root
Ginseng
Pine bark extract
Astragalus root
Hawthorn berry
Fenugreek
Tribulus Terrestris
Damiana


Enjoy.
 
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thank you bhai
 
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Jerk off to gore
This is not helping bro go to a doctor ur not normal for this, but ty for the shake probably will do
and post the T test
 
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Your symptoms make me think that you're an edgy Andrew Tate worshiping teenager that doesn't leave his basement rather than a "high T" person tbh
 
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This is not helping bro go to a doctor ur not normal for this, but ty for the shake probably will do
and post the T test
Its high t trait bro
 
Your symptoms make me think that you're an edgy Andrew Tate worshiping teenager that doesn't leave his basement rather than a "high T" person tbh
What andtrew tate fan jerks off to gore
 
First of all, I am 1235 to 1735 approximately tested. They couldn't test me properly so they gave an assumption. Now I will give y'all low t niggas that jerk off 15 times everyday some tips to increase T.

But first, I'm legit high t guys believe or not
Sex drive is high
Mood swings a fucking ton
Anger (not always)
Can build muscle easily
Big hands
Vascular
Jerk off to gore
See females as sex dolls


Now guys YOU SHOULD DO MY SPECIAL ASDVEK MILKSHAKE.
I can't believe I am sharing the recipe as this was a secret between me and government but yeah
The recipe:
2 to 4 bananas
Apple
A shit ton of oatmeal
Milk
Blueberries
Vitamin D3&K2 drops in it (doesnt affect the taste at all)
Vitamin C and Zinc supplement that was mashed
Tongkat ali
L arginine
Ginger
Maca root
Ginseng
Pine bark extract
Astragalus root
Hawthorn berry


Enjoy.
Jerk off to gore


Stopped reading here
 
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"aproximately tested"

larp, and if it isnt atleast show a screenshot of the "aproximation"

"can build muscle easily" - post physique then are we supposed to just believe all your claims? you have to establish credibility if ur going to make threads like these

i guarantee ur not as high T as you think sorry saar
 
"aproximately tested"

larp, and if it isnt atleast show a screenshot of the "aproximation"

"can build muscle easily" - post physique then are we supposed to just believe all your claims? you have to establish credibility if ur going to make threads like these

i guarantee ur not as high T as you think sorry saar
delete this bro they gonna find out that im not actually 2000ngdl
 
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delete this bro they gonna find out that im not actually 2000ngdl

increase test:

-just get sun and be healthy

no need to be drinking bull semen inshallah
 
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increase test:

-just get sun and be healthy

no need to be drinking bull semen inshallah
no, you have to drink my shake, get sun to balls and bite off a bulls testicles that is still alive, the reason why alive is better because the testosterone is highest
people eat raw testicles but that dont increase test at all since the sperm inside it died long ago because of the death of the bull
 
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no, you have to drink my shake, get sun to balls and bite off a bulls testicles that is still alive, the reason why alive is better because the testosterone is highest
people eat raw testicles but that dont increase test at all since the sperm inside it died long ago because of the death of the bull
So you stopped believeing in germ theory ? You ve made some progress I guess.
 
Probably tastes like vomit
 
making this rn
 
jfl at the low sentience brainlets updooting the thread without understanding it, analyzing it or deconstructing it because "long text me react! :soy:"
 
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Just lol only important thing in that is eggs that will make up 90% of test boost
 
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T level is most likely larp, but the shake seems legit.
 
Water, test is 80% genetics (unless steroids) also you need to differentiate between total and free test and EVEN if one has high test they could have non sensitive androgen receptors and all that test goes to the bin
 
This is not helping bro go to a doctor ur not normal for this, but ty for the shake probably will do
and post the T test
JFL what on earth is wrong with this niggfa
 
First of all, I am 1235 to 1735 approximately tested. They couldn't test me properly so they gave an assumption. Now I will give y'all low t niggas that jerk off 15 times everyday some tips to increase T.

But first, I'm legit high t guys believe or not
Sex drive is high
Mood swings a fucking ton
Anger (not always)
Can build muscle easily
Big hands
Vascular


Now guys YOU SHOULD DO MY SPECIAL ASDVEK MILKSHAKE.
I can't believe I am sharing the recipe as this was a secret between me and government but yeah
The recipe:
2 to 4 bananas
Apple
A shit ton of oatmeal
Milk
Blueberries
4 raw eggs
Raw onions
Vitamin D3&K2 drops in it (doesnt affect the taste at all)
Vitamin C and Zinc supplement that was mashed up
Magnesium that was mashed up
Tongkat ali
L arginine
Ginger
Maca root
Ginseng
Pine bark extract
Astragalus root
Hawthorn berry
Fenugreek
Tribulus Terrestris
Damiana


Enjoy.
Or just take all those supplements. No shake needed
 

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