INTERVIEW WITH A DEVANSH: AUDIO RECORDING FROM MY EXCLUSIVE VC WITH @2000

[Deleted member 16346]

@Moggedbyevery1 @StrangerDanger @phukmikehok @currylightskin @RabidRosaries @Chinacurry @Preston @Biiyo03 @volcelfatcel

 

[currylightskin]

typical pajeet accent . he sounds very scared ngl

 

[Deleted member 16346]

typical pajeet accent . he sounds very scared ngl

it was a fun convo tbh, I got to meet the man behind the neotenous boy

 

[volcelfatcel]

All I see and hear is you interviewing Tom cruise

 

[currylightskin]

it was a fun convo tbh, I got to meet the man behind the neotenous boy

hmm sounds good . hes a good guy albeit a bit of delusions and low iq

 

[Deleted member 16346]

All I see and hear is you interviewing Tom cruise

 

[Deleted member 9670]

he sounds like the gentlemen I imagined

@StrangerDanger

 

[gamma]

What is he saying? Something about being chad in Bulgaria?

 

[Deleted member 16346]

What is he saying? Something about being chad in Bulgaria?

him doing a beauty pajeet in bulgaria acc

 

[gamma]

him doing a beauty pajeet in bulgaria acc

A beauty competition?

 

[Deleted member 16346]

A beauty competition?

yes

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Home they brought the warrior dead.

 

[volcelfatcel]

him doing a beauty pajeet in bulgaria acc

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

Brutal, I don't know how to feel.... he talks like a genuine man, just confused....

This is like when the main character learns that the villain actually had a very sad back story or something....

 

[Deleted member 16346]

i wish I recorded the part at the start where I soyed out hardcore at seeing him looking at me

 

[gamma]

him doing a beauty pajeet in bulgaria acc

@cloUder Watch out for Dev

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Brutal, I don't know how to feel.... he talks like a genuine man, just confused....

This is like when the main character learns that the villain actually had a very sad back story or something....

the japs were people too but we still had to drop the a-bomb on them to end the war

The natural world is brutal and devansh must be eaten

 

[Deleted member 13787]

him doing a beauty pajeet in bulgaria acc

wtf
what is he doing here? ppl would just see him as a gypsy

 

[volcelfatcel]

Guru Devansh

 

[Deleted member 16346]

wtf
what is he doing here? ppl would just see him as a gypsy

he went to do one when he was 17 but there was like an indian half of the panel or smth idk

 

[volcelfatcel]

@VicMackey what has devansh revealed to you in this call

 

[Deleted member 16346]

@VicMackey what has devansh revealed to you in this call

only things of note where:

- I asked him about the time these girls swarmed him after a dance and then it was literally just a bunch of people telling him 'well done for dancing'

- he once told his mother about some guy rating him low in dms

- apparently his high school bullies called him a prettyboy or smth i didnt really hear

 

[volcelfatcel]

only things of note where:

- I asked him about the time these girls swarmed him after a dance and then it was literally just a bunch of people telling him 'well done for dancing'

- he once told his mother about some guy rating him low in dms

- apparently his high school bullies called him a prettyboy or smth i didnt really hear

Gtfih exclusive information @Moggedbyevery1 @chaddyboi66

 

[Pakicel]

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@Moggedbyevery1 @StrangerDanger @phukmikehok @currylightskin @RabidRosaries @Chinacurry @Preston @Biiyo03 @volcelfatcel

Sounds like a pretty normal dude.

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Sounds like a pretty normal dude.

admit I'm a truecel because I sound friendly and approachable please

 

[Pakicel]

only things of note where:

- I asked him about the time these girls swarmed him after a dance and then it was literally just a bunch of people telling him 'well done for dancing'

- he once told his mother about some guy rating him low in dms

- apparently his high school bullies called him a prettyboy or smth i didnt really hear

Does he have many friends?

 

[Pakicel]

admit I'm a truecel because I sound friendly and approachable please

You sound nothing like I'd expect you to based on your appearance. I'd expect you to have a deep voice and like an east London thug accent.

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Does he have many friends?

i forgot to ask man just ask him yourself tbh

 

[oatmeal]

How is this guy a real human being

 

[Pakicel]

admit I'm a truecel because I sound friendly and approachable please

Btw I mean devansh sounds like a reasonable level headed dude. Not like a raving delusional lunatic like he is on here .

 

[volcelfatcel]

only things of note where:

- I asked him about the time these girls swarmed him after a dance and then it was literally just a bunch of people telling him 'well done for dancing'

So none of this was sexual @2000
Why the fuck do you say they swarmed you like they ever wanted to have sex
Hope you realize your trueceldom right fucking now

 

[chaddyboi66]

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@Moggedbyevery1 @StrangerDanger @phukmikehok @currylightskin @RabidRosaries @Chinacurry @Preston @Biiyo03 @volcelfatcel

@This nigga has the thickest legit curry accent I've ever heard

Jfl still caging at the actual fact you actually called him wtf


[ISPOILER] [/ISPOILER]

 

[bogii]

you sound low t as fuck man, your voice doesn't match your looks

 

[buckchadley31]

You sound like a professional interviewer lol

 

[Pakicel]

it was a fun convo tbh, I got to meet the man behind the neotenous boy

You had a friendly convo with him. No insults were hurled surprisingly. I guess it is just this forum that brings out the worst of us.

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Btw I mean devansh sounds like a reasonable level headed dude. Not like a raving delusional lunatic like he is on here .

yeah no one ever acts how they do on the forum irl. I was pretty polite to devansh during the entire call apart from one moment at the start when I just said 'you look curry' over and over again while making animal noises over his protests.

It's just harder to be cruel to someone when directly speaking to them tbh, I have compassion even for ants.

 

[Pakicel]

you sound low t as fuck man, your voice doesn't match your looks

Thyroplasty would ascend him hard tbh.

 

[gamma]

- apparently his high school bullies called him a prettyboy or smth i didnt really hear

Over for white prettyboys like Dev in India. Indian women want dark masculine men with stubble
@volcelfatcel

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

Mirin badboy overlord Dravidian crime boss basically giving dev the plan to ruin @volcelfatcel s life by finding his pics and doxxing him for the last 2 minutes of the convo

 

[volcelfatcel]

@2000 has the thickest legit curry accent I've ever heard

Jfl still caging at the actual fact you actually called him wtf


[ISPOILER] [/ISPOILER]

He sounds like one of those curry narrators in the science videos

 

[Pakicel]

@2000 has the thickest legit curry accent I've ever heard

Jfl still caging at the actual fact you actually called him wtf


[ISPOILER] [/ISPOILER]

It's not that thick. He sounds less curry than most of my friends back home.

 

[Deleted member 16346]

you sound low t as fuck man, your voice doesn't match your looks

yh it is what it is but at least I have an NT talking pattern

 

[Pakicel]

yeah no one ever acts how they do on the forum irl. I was pretty polite to devansh during the entire call apart from one moment at the start when I just said 'you look curry' over and over again while making animal noises over his protests.

It's just harder to be cruel to someone when directly speaking to them tbh, I have compassion even for ants.

Yeah. You are probably nice af IRL. Would not expect you to ever bully someone.

 

[bogii]

yh it is what it is but at least I have an NT talking pattern

yeah true you sound like a friendly guy

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Mirin badboy overlord Dravidian crime boss basically giving dev the plan to ruin @volcelfatcel s life by finding his pics and doxxing him for the last 2 minutes of the convo

this wasnt the last 2 mins of the convo btw

he ended the call when I told him everyone who said he was super GL was making fun of him. I have it recorded too but it wont send for some reason

 

[Pakicel]

yeah true you sound like a friendly guy

You're nice even on this forum.

 

[chaddyboi66]

He sounds like one of those curry narrators in the science videos

call center scammer helping me unlock my pc and shit

 

[Pakicel]

this wasnt the last 2 mins of the convo btw

he ended the call when I told him everyone who said he was super GL was making fun of him. I have it recorded too but it wont send for some reason

I guess he really is as delusional as we think.

 

[chaddyboi66]

It's not that thick. He sounds less curry than most of my friends back home.

Most of your friends back home probably don't even speak English, this nigga claimed to be *fluent* in 3 languages...



[ISPOILER] [/ISPOILER]

 

[Deleted member 16346]

You sound like a professional interviewer lol

yeah I was trying to coax everything I could out of him, I'm very very good at bringing people out of their shell and making them comfortable with telling me stuff