Interviewer: Do you have any questions for us?

[neurosis]

no i dont have any questions you fucking bitch, why the fuck would i have a question youre the one interviewing me

jfl at normie 'vibe checks', ill fail every single one gladly

 

[neurosis]

and theyll still hire me because the next best candidate is a pajeet spamming linkedin applications for a green card

 

[_MVP_]

yes, how much is the pay

 

[neurosis]

yes, how much is the pay

idk it wasnt advertised

theyll probably tell me (and then try to negotiate a lower salary) on the 19th interview round however

 

[Deleted member 156510]

whats the position?

 

[Shahnameh]

no i dont have any questions you fucking bitch, why the fuck would i have a question youre the one interviewing me

jfl at normie 'vibe checks', ill fail every single one gladly

Just ask

"What is an example of a unique challenge that ur team faces in this role"

"what does success look like for you and your team?"

 

[Shahnameh]

whats the position?

Sex position

 

[neurosis]

whats the position?

wfh swe

 

[SeiGun]

"yes, can you rate me?" proceed to squint and suck in my cheek

 

[Deleted member 156510]

wfh swe

atleast u got an interview. my contract just ended for my remote swe internship, imma miss that 25/hr