Invited to a pool-party of a 19yo girl

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And this is why I will stay a student forever, or as long as I possibly can. These kind of opportunities don't exist after college/university.
I have 0 interest in getting a job, a career and I will stay a student untill my mid 30s at the very least.

I vibe well with young guys and they don't seem to care at all that I am 27yo, I don't even larp my age anymore.
I think age-discrimination doesn't really exist anyways, it only exists in theory and on apps where you can set age boundaries.

People just judge you by the way you look. If you look ugly, then suddenly age will become an issue. You become a creepy guy that only interacts with younger people, immature, etc.
If people like the way you look, then your age isn't seen in this negative light and you just become that
'chill, older, free-spirited guy that doesn't take life seriously'.

My 22yo housemate, which I vibe well with, has a 19yo gf that's holding a pool party at her parent's place, which I've now been invited to.
So I will be there getting drunk with her and her 19yo female friends n shit.

JFL if u think I will ever get opportunities like this once I am no longer a student.

Student-life forever.

Once my looks start failing me, resulting in my age suddenly becoming a 'creep failo', i will rope.

Wageslavery among oldcels is not for me.
 
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nigga refutes his own theories the next day
 
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Only reason why I wanna go to uni. Idgaf what I study
 
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Based shit. Just fail your tests forever theory
 
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Based.
Based shit. Just fail your tests forever theory
Fail? OP has 2 masters degrees. You don‘t have to fail your courses to enjoy the student life. Just take on a new one once you finished one.
 
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Based.

Fail? OP has 2 masters degrees. You don‘t have to fail your courses to enjoy the student life. Just take on a new one once you finished one.
He says hes been failing his exams for years @MoggerGaston is that true
 
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He says hes been failing his exams for years @MoggerGaston is that true
I don't have any degree yet, but I am close to getting one.

I've been putting absolutely 0 effort into my studies for years now, but I agree that with minimal effort I could slowly grind out a few degrees. Eventually having 2 masters by my early 30s. But there isn't much purpose in it.
 
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But Op told me he's depressed incel anti social jfl
 
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But Op told me he's depressed incel anti social jfl
I am.

My social-life is absolute garbage, but it has small wins like this every few months.

Once I become a wagie, even these small wins will dissapear.
 
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Can confirm, opportunities once you finish school are practically non existent, unless you have a large social circle which for most people isn't likely

Btw, do you look younger than 27?
Maybe that's the reason they don't care about your age
 
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For real will do an other master or a phd just for that
 
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I also hang out with teenagers and jbs from time to time.

If you have collagen, are gymmaxed and fit, and you are able to crack jokes and have fun with younger people, you can easily get invited to events and parties.

Just don't be a boring older dork, be a cool older dude.
 
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Can confirm, opportunities once you finish school are practically non existent, unless you have a large social circle which for most people isn't likely

Btw, do you look younger than 27?
Maybe that's the reason they don't care about your age
no i look older than 27 due to norwood2.5
 
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This genetic trash claims to be invited. I believe you, if the women who invited you are deformed, then the story is true LMAO


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And this is why I will stay a student forever, or as long as I possibly can. These kind of opportunities don't exist after college/university.
I have 0 interest in getting a job, a career and I will stay a student untill my mid 30s at the very least.

I vibe well with young guys and they don't seem to care at all that I am 27yo, I don't even larp my age anymore.
I think age-discrimination doesn't really exist anyways, it only exists in theory and on apps where you can set age boundaries.

People just judge you by the way you look. If you look ugly, then suddenly age will become an issue. You become a creepy guy that only interacts with younger people, immature, etc.
If people like the way you look, then your age isn't seen in this negative light and you just become that
'chill, older, free-spirited guy that doesn't take life seriously'.

My 22yo housemate, which I vibe well with, has a 19yo gf that's holding a pool party at her parent's place, which I've now been invited to.
So I will be there getting drunk with her and her 19yo female friends n shit.

JFL if u think I will ever get opportunities like this once I am no longer a student.

Student-life forever.

Once my looks start failing me, resulting in my age suddenly becoming a 'creep failo', i will rope.

Wageslavery among oldcels is not for me.
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My nigga. Go there and have fun with these Jbs!
 
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Btw, do you look younger than 27?
He is probably larping or sth.

He said he was 27 already 2 years ago.

Then he said he did a hair transplant at 28.

Also, he looks above 30 for sure, IF you believe the pics he posted.
 
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He is probably larping or sth.

He said he was 27 already 2 years ago.

Then he said he did a hair transplant at 28.

Also, he looks above 30 for sure, IF you believe the pics he posted.
over for my 37yo larping ass
 
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Have fun, take drugs and be low inhib if any of those jbs initiate something.
And yes, the student life is the best.
 
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Have fun, take drugs and be low inhib if any of those jbs initiate something.
And yes, the student life is the best.
I already have experience snorting ketamine with jbs. This will be like shooting fish in a barrel
 
Do you think a 38 year old armenian can replicate this lifestyle? It's the first time I'm contemplating going to university but I don't know if people will accept me.
 
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Do you think a 38 year old armenian can replicate this lifestyle? It's the first time I'm contemplating going to university but I don't know if people will accept me.
u need to be atleast average-looking, preferable above-average. And not have severe signs of aging.

If u have shit hairline like me, u need to hide it with the right hairstyle etc.

but then yeah, go for it.
 
I don't have any degree yet, but I am close to getting one.

I've been putting absolutely 0 effort into my studies for years now, but I agree that with minimal effort I could slowly grind out a few degrees. Eventually having 2 masters by my early 30s. But there isn't much purpose in it.
Agreed bro, student mogs. It's also why I don't take this agepill stuff that seriously.

I live a largely stress and cortisol free life and spend most of my time indoors, where are the signs of aging supposed to come from?
 
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Mogger life
 
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He is probably larping or sth.

He said he was 27 already 2 years ago.

Then he said he did a hair transplant at 28.

Also, he looks above 30 for sure, IF you believe the pics he posted.
He looks 25
 
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you realize that youre turning into a pedo creep due to mental trauma and stunted emotional growth??
 
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Maybe you know some other @MoggerGaston

The one I saw from the pics looks like an oldcel.

Post the thread with his pics.
Maybe
 
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Hence why working your ass off to graduate from a top uni is hilarious cope unless you like studying.

How do you afford this shit btw?
 
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I still get student discount rates. Young forever !
 
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Can't wait to see you make this thread in 10 years.
you realize that youre turning into a pedo creep due to mental trauma and stunted emotional growth??
National Watermelon Day GIF by Harry Styles
 
Impossible to do that were I live, people just go to class and go home, you have classes with different people, you can't meet anyone anywhere.
 
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Impossible to do that were I live, people just go to class and go home, you have classes with different people, you can't meet anyone anywhere.
This. When I was at uni people just went back to their dorms. Social circles are closed off after freshers week. @MoggerGaston How do u do this? I imagine the original social circle you were in when u first entered uni have all graduated so are you just entering new social circles every year at freshers week?
 
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you realize that youre turning into a pedo creep due to mental trauma and stunted emotional growth??
You should be dating a 40-year-old single mother, you pedo! :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:
 
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mirin the lifestyle, srsly u living my dream i wish i had the balls to go back to uni tbh my parents would be even more supportive than me for that, am an oldcel too 😢 but the amount of validation i got in 1 year of uni cannot be compared to the years i been born
 
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my guy what about student loans?? gonna be paying that shit off for the rest of ur life
 
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mirin the lifestyle, srsly u living my dream i wish i had the balls to go back to uni tbh my parents would be even more supportive than me for that, am an oldcel too 😢 but the amount of validation i got in 1 year of uni cannot be compared to the years i been born
Fuck

aNd i fully blew my uni experience

Can you imagine that??

It was so ass


Its ober
 
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hope all of you mfs drown in the pool
 
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Fuck it, take it the step further, do another degree
Firsts years of uni are boring and I need money also, I think a PHD here will be chill
 
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yeah university is pretty cool. that was pretty much me for the year. i am 25 and have been hooking up with younger girls and dating because of sheer difference in exposure. get it out of your system. Everyone does in their 20's.

You and i probably the same benefit of looking younger despite being older. have fun but realize it will end at some point. i see dudes at the club who are way too old and don't know when it's over for them. don't be that dude.
 
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Do you think a 38 year old armenian can replicate this lifestyle? It's the first time I'm contemplating going to university but I don't know if people will accept me.
too old, ugly and out of touch with the youth is my guess

just give up
 

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