IPhones are for real men

[Bars]

Android for brokies, nerds, and people with no life muh but iOS doesn't have this feature, bro (proceeds to describe some autistic nonsense that nobody cares about). Wait bro, 100 megapixels bro, 11 cameras bro, 17264 milliampere hours broooo

Wait

You can even customize the theme on Android bro just install a launcher

That’s the most weird thing you could possibly do

The iPhone is for men who value their time and who actually have a life and money. They don’t want to waste time setting up all that nonsense they wouldn’t even think about it in the first place. When people buy an iPhone they’re also buying a pass to a club where they’re accepted as worthy, respected individuals. If you buy some Android when you could have bought an iPhone everyone will know you’re a weird guy who shouldn’t be trusted

Iphone gives you 2 psl points
Any android even samsung lowers your psl by 5

 

[petsmart]

Only poor niggas living in cambodia are caught on android

 

[valentine]

i like samsung
the problem with apple is how new models barely change compared to previous ones but yes it's more nt

 

[Bars]

i like samsung
the problem with apple is how new models barely change compared to previous ones but yes it's more nt

I have a samsung though iphone would be ideal

 

[Scarlet]

Android for brokies, nerds, and people with no life muh but iOS doesn't have this feature, bro (proceeds to describe some autistic nonsense that nobody cares about). Wait bro, 100 megapixels bro, 11 cameras bro, 17264 milliampere hours broooo

Wait

You can even customize the theme on Android bro just install a launcher

That’s the most weird thing you could possibly do

The iPhone is for men who value their time and who actually have a life and money. They don’t want to waste time setting up all that nonsense they wouldn’t even think about it in the first place. When people buy an iPhone they’re also buying a pass to a club where they’re accepted as worthy, respected individuals. If you buy some Android when you could have bought an iPhone everyone will know you’re a weird guy who shouldn’t be trusted

Iphone gives you 2 psl points
Any android even samsung lowers your psl by 5

water android is cope

 

[ImIsaac]

True man i have an Android and ts is total buns I need an iPhone bad

 

[valentine]

I have a samsung though iphone would be ideal

yeah I'll get one later

 

[dhusc]

i like samsung
the problem with apple is how new models barely change compared to previous ones but yes it's more nt

so does samsung tho