Is it embarrassing that I want to be a security guard?

optimisticzoomer

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I went to uni and now want to do fuck all work. Typically normies are giga wageslaves and want to climb the corporate ladder etc, but instead I want to be sat on my ass watching CCTV surrounded by other dossers

Why isn't this approach more socially acceptable?
 
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Are you a tall meatball?
 
Are you a tall meatball?
I am tallish but not stupid. However, at my uni halls the night security team were a bunch of non intimidating somalis and an older Gambian man. There's a meme that security hires anyone with a pulse
 
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I went to uni and now want to do fuck all work. Typically normies are giga wageslaves and want to climb the corporate ladder etc, but instead I want to be sat on my ass watching CCTV surrounded by other dossers

Why isn't this approach more socially acceptable?
Ideal lifestyle. Least amout of cortisol.
 
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I think you're in too deep after the bachelors and might be better to just return to uni.
 
You must live in a nice place. Where I live you have to deal with crazy ass people from the hood who don't give a fuck. Being security here would suck.
 
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You must live in a nice place. Where I live you have to deal with crazy ass people from the hood who don't give a fuck. Being security here would suck.
There are different roles within security
If ur just watching CCTV or doing patrols there's nothing

Also depends on establishment
 
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Well how old are u and are u gonna do that
In my 20s and I'll probably start looking for night shift guard job after I finish my useless stem degree (final year).
 
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