Is it embarrassing that I want to be a security guard?

[optimisticzoomer]

I went to uni and now want to do fuck all work. Typically normies are giga wageslaves and want to climb the corporate ladder etc, but instead I want to be sat on my ass watching CCTV surrounded by other dossers

Why isn't this approach more socially acceptable?

 

[Nectar]

Are you a tall meatball?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Are you a tall meatball?

I am tallish but not stupid. However, at my uni halls the night security team were a bunch of non intimidating somalis and an older Gambian man. There's a meme that security hires anyone with a pulse

 

[St.TikTokcel]

I went to uni and now want to do fuck all work. Typically normies are giga wageslaves and want to climb the corporate ladder etc, but instead I want to be sat on my ass watching CCTV surrounded by other dossers

Why isn't this approach more socially acceptable?

Ideal lifestyle. Least amout of cortisol.

 

[Matthias8272]

I think you're in too deep after the bachelors and might be better to just return to uni.

 

[TechnoBoss]

You must live in a nice place. Where I live you have to deal with crazy ass people from the hood who don't give a fuck. Being security here would suck.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You must live in a nice place. Where I live you have to deal with crazy ass people from the hood who don't give a fuck. Being security here would suck.

There are different roles within security
If ur just watching CCTV or doing patrols there's nothing

Also depends on establishment

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Ideal lifestyle. Least amout of cortisol.

Are you going to do something similar then? If not, why?

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Are you going to do something similar then? If not, why?

My dream job is a night shift guard. Getting paid for nothing

 

[optimisticzoomer]

My dream job is a night shift guard. Getting paid for nothing

Well how old are u and are u gonna do that

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Well how old are u and are u gonna do that

In my 20s and I'll probably start looking for night shift guard job after I finish my useless stem degree (final year).