is it normal for a man to be afraid of getting cucked by a cucumber or a carrot? 🥕

[Shrek2OnDvD]

there was once a man in iraq who was so terrified of his wife cheating on him, that not only did he lock her at home, but whenever he returned from the market with cucumbers or carrots he would always chop them up to stop her from using them

any other object that resembled a phallus would be confiscated and locked up whenever he left his wife alone

is this normal behaviour?

 

[BigBallsLarry]

no man, unless you live in a third world shithole, no girl would resort to fucking vegetables.

if she truly wanted a 'phallic object' to fuck, she'd just hide a dildo from you

 

[ascend.exe]

ive never really thought about that, so no..

I kinda just think about that one scene in Fight Club, SPOLIERS brad pitt (aka edward norton) goes and is gonna fuck that pixie chick bitch and shes got a dildo on her dresser.

Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) is chad, so he doesnt give a fuck and laughs at the dildo r smth i forget. He fucks her anyways, i think the difference is we have the power using our muscles and stuff to thrust.

Durdenmaxx

 

[Mogs Me]

ive never really thought about that, so no..

I kinda just think about that one scene in Fight Club, SPOLIERS brad pitt (aka edward norton) goes and is gonna fuck that pixie chick bitch and shes got a dildo on her dresser.

Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) is chad, so he doesnt give a fuck and laughs at the dildo r smth i forget. He fucks her anyways, i think the difference is we have the power using our muscles and stuff to thrust.

Durdenmaxx

U spoiled me nigga

 

[orbitlet]

 

[BigBallsLarry]

ive never really thought about that, so no..

I kinda just think about that one scene in Fight Club, SPOLIERS brad pitt (aka edward norton) goes and is gonna fuck that pixie chick bitch and shes got a dildo on her dresser.

Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) is chad, so he doesnt give a fuck and laughs at the dildo r smth i forget. He fucks her anyways, i think the difference is we have the power using our muscles and stuff to thrust.

Durdenmaxx

Yeah that's the difference here

in the scenario you're describing, you're just having a lonely chick to fuck, so it's normal for them to use dildos, and she probably had it before meeting you

However in a marriage, if your wife suddenly buys a dildo, its not something you ignore because it means you aren't pleasing her enough.

 

[ascendingpath]

nigga wtf

 

[Joeseminate]

what women are trying to recreate

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Yeah that's the difference here

in the scenario you're describing, you're just having a lonely chick to fuck, so it's normal for them to use dildos, and she probably had it before meeting you

However in a marriage, if your wife suddenly buys a dildo, its not something you ignore because it means you aren't pleasing her enough.

would you divorce your wife for buying a dildo?

 

[LeanByDecemer]

Yes
Nothing should enter your girlfriend/wife's pussy except your rock hard cock
It's not "normal" because most men are retarded cucks who would marry a bitch with a dozen bodies

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

what women are trying to recreate
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they need black paint for that no?

 

[.dark]

not really.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

would you divorce your wife for buying a dildo?

Divorcing is lowkey an overreaction, but at the same time i don't think I'll ever think about her sexually in the same way, and it'd make me feel like a super cuck.

But you know, atleast she resorted to buying a dildo instead of cheating. Worst case scenario it makes her pivot to cheating.

I think this simple gesture would eventually lead to a fall of a marriage ngl