is it safe to larp your stats to your gf?

[faggotchadlite]

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[Oberyn]

What stats elab

 

[faggotchadlite]

What stats elab

like dick size , height and body count

 

[loksr]

like body count? or do you mean height, dicksize etc?
bodycount, sure who gives a shit
height/dicksize, most men do but she's probably gonna find out tbh

 

[Oberyn]

like dick size , height and body count

Bodycount yeah say higher if its not high already. Others are irrelevant.

 

[mortis]

like dick size , height and body count

you don't have dick tho

 

[RODEBLUR]

you don't have dick tho

This

 

[faggotchadlite]

like body count? or do you mean height, dicksize etc?
bodycount, sure who gives a shit
height/dicksize, most men do but she's probably gonna find out tbh

body count , height , dick and everythng possible

 

[faggotchadlite]

you don't have dick tho

fuck off

 

[Lygodactylus]

Height- add an inch/two
Body count- multiply by 3
Dick size- add 3 inches or else it's over

 

[Deleted member 15069]

Height- add an inch/two
Body count- multiply by 3
Dick size- add 3 inches or else it's over

0*3 = 0 slays
Do I still say 0?

 

[faggotchadlite]

0*3 = 0 slays
Do I still say 0?

if u have zero slays then tell her the factorial of zero which is one

 

[germanlooks]

@WannabeJock look who is back

 

[faggotchadlite]

@WannabeJock look who is back

who? , eminem?

 

[AlexBrown84]

For LTR I always lie and say it’s low

Asian Girls don’t like high body counts. Of course high t hairy ogre white Latina and black girls like it higher

 

[faggotchadlite]

For LTR I always lie and say it’s low

Asian Girls don’t like high body counts. Of course high t hairy ogre white Latina and black girls like it higher

ya

 

[faggotchadlite]

,

why did u laugh at this @mortis

 

[faggotchadlite]

@mortis dumbass answer my question

 

[Lygodactylus]

For LTR I always lie and say it’s low

Asian Girls don’t like high body counts. Of course high t hairy ogre white Latina and black girls like it higher

Based

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Why do you have yo lie if shes already your gf?

 

[faggotchadlite]

Why do you have yo lie if shes already your gf?

to keep a good image in her mind

 

[Deleted member 18244]

to keep a good image in her mind

Cant you do that by being alpha and fucking her well? Would convey it better than stats

 

[Deleted member 19157]

a good gf will fraud for u
i told my ex i had 7 inches and while she was sucking my shit was like “omg babe, u are more than 7 inches. ur like 8 inches big”

 

[faggotchadlite]

Cant you do that by being alpha and fucking her well? Would convey it better than stats

ya but i dont like vaginal sex so i usually have only anal sex and blowjobs and other wtuff with her

 

[Redsoldier]

Yes but dont fraud it drastically
If you're 6'1 say you're 6'2, don't say you're 6'6 jfl

 

[Deleted member 18244]

ya but i dont like vaginal sex so i usually have only anal sex and blowjobs and other wtuff with her

Youre already alpha af

 

[faggotchadlite]

a good gf will fraud for u
i told my ex i had 7 inches and while she was sucking my shit was like “omg babe, u are more than 7 inches. ur like 8 inches big”

she did notice that i wear lifts and keeps telling me to keep them on specially when shes with her friends cause otherwise shes taller

 

[faggotchadlite]

Yes but dont fraud it drastically
If you're 6'1 say you're 6'2, don't say you're 6'6 jfl

im 5'9 , shes a lil taller than me , so how much can i fraud till?

 

[Hueless]

Height- add an inch/two
Body count- multiply by 3
Dick size- add 3 inches or else it's over

0x3 = 0

 

[Deleted member 19157]

she did notice that i wear lifts and keeps telling me to keep them on specially when shes with her friends cause otherwise shes taller

as soon as she found out u wear lifts she lost respect for u son

 

[faggotchadlite]

Youre already alpha af

she keeps asking me for pussy sex but i told her i dont wanna do it yet

 

[faggotchadlite]

as soon as she found out u wear lifts she lost respect for u son

nah lol , she doesnt care about height

 

[Deleted member 19157]

nah lol , she doesnt care about height

do u believe the things she says

she says that and then kelly oubre walks by and her world view gets changed real quick bucko

 

[Redsoldier]

im 5'9 , shes a lil taller than me , so how much can i fraud till?

5'11 would be pushing it, say you're 5'10

 

[lutte]

arent you a girl tranny

 

[fauxfox]

im 5'9 , shes a lil taller than me , so how much can i fraud till?

Wtf how'd you get a girl that's taller than you?

 

[faggotchadlite]

do u believe the things she says

she says that and then kelly oubre walks by and her world view gets changed real quick bucko
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i showed his pics to her , she said she finds me more attractive

 

[faggotchadlite]

arent you a girl tranny

im a guy

 

[faggotchadlite]

Wtf how'd you get a girl that's taller than you?

game through my female friend helping me + similar interests + im kinda rich and have good clothes + high tier normie with exotic halo

 

[Deleted member 19157]

i showed his pics to her , she said she finds me more attractive

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you said ur a high tier normie ethnic
jfl son she is fucking lyinf to you
hes mogging sean opry in the pic
he has model tier looks and is 6’6 mulatto NBA player who makes millions
she is a good gf tho for lyijg to you

 

[faggotchadlite]

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you said ur a high tier normie ethnic
jfl son she is fucking lyinf to you
hes mogging sean opry in the pic
he has model tier looks and is 6’6 mulatto NBA player who makes millions
she is a good gf tho for lyijg to you

i mean she did say that he would be preferred by most girls but she still prefers me

 

[fauxfox]

game through my female friend helping me + similar interests + im kinda rich and have good clothes + high tier normie with exotic halo

Propinquity/Just Be Familiar theory strikes yet again

 

[Deleted member 19157]

i mean she did say that he would be preferred by most girls but she still prefers me

shes virtue signaling
if u saw a pic of a suepr hot girl thats waht she wants you to say

 

[6’1cel]

like dick size , height and body count

you gotta tell ur gf ur bodycount is lower than it is.
girls get jalous asf
you might think its a good thing but when girls get jealous theyll try to make u jealous too
thats just toxic

 

[6’1cel]

i mean she did say that he would be preferred by most girls but she still prefers me

brutal.
if my gf said that i would break up with her on the spot not even excaggerating i've broken up for less

 

[faggotchadlite]

Propinquity/Just Be Familiar theory strikes yet again

thats how 90 percent of relationships start tho

 

[faggotchadlite]

you gotta tell ur gf ur bodycount is lower than it is.
girls get jalous asf
you might think its a good thing but when girls get jealous theyll try to make u jealous too
thats just toxic

should i tell her i was virgin before i met her

 

[faggotchadlite]

shes virtue signaling
if u saw a pic of a suepr hot girl thats waht she wants you to say

i literally sent her a pic of billie eilish and said i wanna play with her tits a few days ago

 

[faggotchadlite]

brutal.
if my gf said that i would break up with her on the spot not even excaggerating i've broken up for less

why so? , what wrong did my gf say?

 

[Deleted member 19157]

i literally sent her a pic of billie eilish and said i wanna play with her tits a few days ago

well..

shes still lying son

who does she find more attractive, then.