Is it true: A secret menu at every American Chinese restaurant?

[Deleted member 44730]

Do they serve cats and dogs there?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

yeah. you gotta know the lingo

when they ask what kind of meat you want, instead of saying beef, chicken, pork, or shrimp, say cat or dog.

 

[Deleted member 44730]

yeah. you gotta know the lingo

when they ask what kind of meat you want, instead of saying beef, chicken, pork, or shrimp, say cat or dog.

I tried, the waitress said: "Chinga chang chong wang bing hong po ding no dog or cat for foreigner ching chang chong".
"No dog or cat here, this honest restaurant, no illegal food here" (read in chink accent)

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

I tried, the waitress said: "Chinga chang chong wang bing hong po ding no dog or cat for foreigner ching chang chong".
"No dog or cat here, this honest restaurant, no illegal food here" (read in chink accent)

Try taping your eyes back next time

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

 

[Deleted member 44730]

Try taping your eyes back next time

with chopsticks?