IS MY DICK THE DARK LORD??? (GTFIH COCKOLOGISTS)

Ghoulish

Ghoulish

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I've got an uncut dick. It's usually around 5 inches flaccid. My foreskin isn't quite long enough to cover all of the glans when flaccid.

So when you look at it, there's the slit of the urethra, surrounded by pink glans flesh, surrounded by the European colored foreskin.. skin. And it scares me.

Because how often hasn't my dick tried to corrupt me? Said 'skip class tomorrow, get another drink with her'? How often hasn't it held power over me, when I masturbated when I shouldn't have? A million times it ruled my mind, and yet I call it my friend.

The conclusion is clear: there is only one Dark lord so cunning, so persuasive and subtle. The visuals confirm it. My dick is Sauron.
 
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yh bcoz we'll just use our imaginations

no homo :forcedsmile:
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Low T trait. Mogged by your own dick :feelshaha: Just cut it off and you'll be on top again :feelshmm:
 
You will never be @forevergymcelling lil bro
 
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and my ballsack is Gandalf all wrinkly and hairy
 
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Importance of bones is insane. Completely different leagues despite similar features
 
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nice thread for gm
 
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Importance of bones is insane. Completely different leagues despite similar features
One will die in his 70s while the other will live past 100
 
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