Is my HARDMAXXING plan good?

[Raheem_]

Is my hardmaxxing plan good? I'm planning to do all this before 30 yo. It's around 225k:

Procedure	Estimated Cost (€)
Trimax (3-combo face surgery – Dr. Safi, Switzerland)	€50,000
Rhinoplasty (Dr. Suleyman Tas – Turkey)	€10,000
Deep voice surgery (Type III Thyroplasty – Turkey)	€6,000
Veneers / E-Max crowns (Top teeth – Turkey)	€5,000
Limb Lengthening (Height surgery – Turkey)	€100,000
Jawline & chin implants	€20,000
Supra- & infra-orbital implants (upper face sculpt)	€20,000
Full face laser for rosacea (France)	€1,000
Mild steroid cycles over 4 years (hormonal plan)	€12,000
CO2 laser for pearly penile papules	€600
Circumcision (medical or aesthetic – France)	€600 – €1,000

 

[Dathomirian Zabrak]

just give up bro you cant get all these surgeries

 

[RapeAllFemales]

Just reincarnate yourself at this point

 

[Raheem_]

just give up bro you cant get all these surgeries

why? Money is not a problem if you talk about this

 

[Joaquin]

why? Money is not a problem if you talk about this

If its not a problem then give me 10 k for my lefort saar

 

[FrenchareMedCucks]

Penile papules isn't a failo retard. It's made to drag enemy male's sperm away

 

[lurking truecel]

You will have no hair left by the time you are half way thru

 

[piddler]

you said you like fat foids, if your gonna be a settler jus get a bitch a large fry and save your money; 224,996 saved

 

[Mr.Proper]

Circumcision

Should avoided unless you want to willingly mutilate yourself and lose significant amount of sensitivity and sexual pleasure. Doing it for "aesthetics" is especially stupid.

 

[Foreverbrad]

LL in Turkey is not 100k this is just mental masturbation you’ve not even seriously researched prices.

 

[copercel123]

Is my hardmaxxing plan good? I'm planning to do all this before 30 yo. It's around 225k:

Procedure	Estimated Cost (€)
Trimax (3-combo face surgery – Dr. Safi, Switzerland)	€50,000
Rhinoplasty (Dr. Suleyman Tas – Turkey)	€10,000
Deep voice surgery (Type III Thyroplasty – Turkey)	€6,000
Veneers / E-Max crowns (Top teeth – Turkey)	€5,000
Limb Lengthening (Height surgery – Turkey)	€100,000
Jawline & chin implants	€20,000
Supra- & infra-orbital implants (upper face sculpt)	€20,000
Full face laser for rosacea (France)	€1,000
Mild steroid cycles over 4 years (hormonal plan)	€12,000
CO2 laser for pearly penile papules	€600
Circumcision (medical or aesthetic – France)	€600 – €1,000

We can’t know if we don’t know how you look like.

And you probably won’t do 80% if what’s here, let’s be realistic brah.

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

Pathetic, here's mine

• SARPE
• 2 Piece widening BSSO
• BSSO Advancement
• Highcut Lefort 1 Advancement
• Lefort 1 Advancement
• Genioplasty
• Wrap Around Mandible Implant
• Touch up chin fat grafting
• Lateral Commissuroplasty
• Alarplasty to correct drooping Alae
• Bulbous Nose Rhino
• Crooked Nose Rhino
• 5mm Widening Orbital Box Ostetomy
• Medial Canthus Lowering & Lengthening
• Lateral Canthus Raising
• Stroma For A30s
• Upper Eyelid Fat Grafting
• Undereye Fat Grafting
• Infraorbital-Malar Implants
• Lateral Supraorbital Implants
• Hair Transplant for NW1
• LL x2 to reach 6'5
• Clavicle Distraction Osteogenesis to reach 24 Inch Bidelt
• Bilateral Ribcage Expansion
• Medial Pectoral Implants to fill chest gap
• Phalange & Metacarpal Distraction Osteogenesis to obtain 9.5 inch hands
• Phalange Distraction Osteogenesis on feet to obtain 14 inch feet
• Wraparound Wrist Implants to obtain 8.5 inch wrists & Ulna-radius osteotomies
• Wraparound Ankle Implants to obtain 10 inch ankles
• Penis Lengthening to reach 9 inches NBP
• Wraparound Penis implant to reach 6 inch grith
• Dr. Eppely Buckshot Shotgun Implant to palate w/ free ticket to hell

 

[Foreverbrad]

Pathetic, here's mine

• SARPE
• 2 Piece widening BSSO
• BSSO Advancement
• Highcut Lefort 1 Advancement
• Lefort 1 Advancement
• Genioplasty
• Wrap Around Mandible Implant
• Touch up chin fat grafting
• Lateral Commissuroplasty
• Alarplasty to correct drooping Alae
• Bulbous Nose Rhino
• Crooked Nose Rhino
• 5mm Widening Orbital Box Ostetomy
• Medial Canthus Lowering & Lengthening
• Lateral Canthus Raising
• Stroma For A30s
• Upper Eyelid Fat Grafting
• Undereye Fat Grafting
• Infraorbital-Malar Implants
• Lateral Supraorbital Implants
• Hair Transplant for NW1
• LL x2 to reach 6'5
• Clavicle Distraction Osteogenesis to reach 24 Inch Bidelt
• Bilateral Ribcage Expansion
• Medial Pectoral Implants to fill chest gap
• Phalange & Metacarpal Distraction Osteogenesis to obtain 9.5 inch hands
• Phalange Distraction Osteogenesis on feet to obtain 14 inch feet
• Wraparound Wrist Implants to obtain 8.5 inch wrists & Ulna-radius osteotomies
• Wraparound Ankle Implants to obtain 10 inch ankles
• Penis Lengthening to reach 9 inches NBP
• Wraparound Penis implant to reach 6 inch grith
• Dr. Eppely Buckshot Shotgun Implant to palate w/ free ticket to hell

And recontour the chin to a wide, square style.

 

[william.]

Is my hardmaxxing plan good? I'm planning to do all this before 30 yo. It's around 225k:

Procedure	Estimated Cost (€)
Trimax (3-combo face surgery – Dr. Safi, Switzerland)	€50,000
Rhinoplasty (Dr. Suleyman Tas – Turkey)	€10,000
Deep voice surgery (Type III Thyroplasty – Turkey)	€6,000
Veneers / E-Max crowns (Top teeth – Turkey)	€5,000
Limb Lengthening (Height surgery – Turkey)	€100,000
Jawline & chin implants	€20,000
Supra- & infra-orbital implants (upper face sculpt)	€20,000
Full face laser for rosacea (France)	€1,000
Mild steroid cycles over 4 years (hormonal plan)	€12,000
CO2 laser for pearly penile papules	€600
Circumcision (medical or aesthetic – France)	€600 – €1,000

Like you have the money for this shit