Is there any DIY Nose surgery (ie using hammer?)

[Deleted member 21244]

Can you remove the bulge using a hammer?

I don’t have money for surgery

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Just smash your face in theory

 

[Deleted member 18544]

give me a hammer and ill do it for you

 

[Deleted member 21244]

give me a hammer and ill do it for you

This is a serious thread!

 

[Deleted member 18544]

This is a serious thread!

who said i wasn't being serious? i am a verified DIY surgeon, you can trust me.

 

[Deleted member 18544]

who said i wasn't being serious? i am a verified DIY surgeon, you can trust me.

just need your location and a hammer so i can smash your face in

 

[Deleted member 1901]

who said i wasn't being serious? i am a verified DIY surgeon, you can trust me.

EVERYTHING POSTED BY ME IS SATIRE / A SHITPOST

 

[Deleted member 18544]

EVERYTHING POSTED BY ME IS SATIRE / A SHITPOST

i'll give you a DIY surgery in a minute aswell

 

[Deleted member 21244]

who said i wasn't being serious? i am a verified DIY surgeon, you can trust me.

I was trying to discuss the feasibilty of this idea.
can you destroy the bulge and get an aesthetic nose?

 

[Deleted member 1901]

I was trying to discuss the feasibilty of this idea.
can you destroy the bulge and get an aesthetic nose?

Maybe if you used an elastic band around your head and had it pull on your nose, it would eventually pull it it

 

[Deleted member 21244]

just need your location and a hammer so i can smash your face in

Good luck, im from jacksonville

 

[Deleted member 21244]

Maybe if you used an elastic band around your head and had it pull on your nose, it would eventually pull it it

Thats not it. I want something permanent like removing the bone

 

[cancercell]

Thats not it. I want something permanent like removing the bone

It ain't bone it's cartilage and youll just end up with a broken nose so technically it would work since you would have to get rhino

 

[Deleted member 25743]

Don't smile, it makes your nose bigger

 

[Deleted member 21244]

It ain't bone it's cartilage and youll just end up with a broken nose so technically it would work since you would have to get rhino

But what if you strike the cartilage so fast that it breaks into small pieces. Shouldn’t you be left with a nose like below?

 

[cancercell]

But what if you strike the cartilage so fast that it breaks into small pieces. Shouldn’t you be left with a nose like below?
View attachment 2143389

the cartilage must b removed they don't just pound that shit bro

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Yes bro it worked for me.

 

[Laikyn]

Don't smile, it makes your nose bigger

How?

 

[Mr.Proper]

How?

Probably by widening alar base.
Nose at first seems to be an easy target for surgery, as it's mostly external and rhinoplasty is popular, but then you realize it contains soft tissue and quite easy to botch, many people do revisions.

 

[Lucid]

Next DIY buccal fat removal kid?

 

[Allornothing]

If you hit the nose bridge, since it’s bone the extra projection might reduce the appearance of the bump below it.