Is there anything I can do about my height if I'm a broke NEET?

[Uncle Paul]

So I'm 5'11" (technically like 5'11 1/16" (180.5 cm) when I'm fully stretched out, 5'10 1/2 (179 cm) as my normal low, 5'10 1/4" (178.5 cm) as my extreme low after I've taken a long walk and lifted weights)

My parents were (in their 20s) 5'9" (dad) and 5'0" (mom), they are now in their 60s and have shrunk about 1-2 cm.

When I was 11-12, I was predicted that I would be 6'1" (186 cm) or even 6'2" (188 cm) as an adult, but I'm still just the king of the manlets.

Is there anything I can do to heightmaxx if I'm broke and can't afford elevator shoes or leg lengthening? Does pressing on your joints with weights actually work? Does glucosamine sulfate actually work? I know I'll never escape manlet status completely, but can I do anything to be at least a strong 5'11" instead of a weak 5'11", with 5'11" only as my morning height?

 

[jaw_is_law]

stuff socks in your shoes to increase height by 1 inch or 2

 

[Uncle Paul]

stuff socks in your shoes to increase height by 1 inch or 2

I'm worried that that could cause me to sprain my ankle, if it isn't adequately protected by my shoes, since I walk a lot, in hopes of losing weight.

 

[....]

So I'm 5'11" (technically like 5'11 1/16" (180.5 cm) when I'm fully stretched out, 5'10 1/2 (179 cm) as my normal low, 5'10 1/4" (178.5 cm) as my extreme low after I've taken a long walk and lifted weights)

My parents were (in their 20s) 5'9" (dad) and 5'0" (mom), they are now in their 60s and have shrunk about 1-2 cm.

When I was 11-12, I was predicted that I would be 6'1" (186 cm) or even 6'2" (188 cm) as an adult, but I'm still just the king of the manlets.

Is there anything I can do to heightmaxx if I'm broke and can't afford elevator shoes or leg lengthening? Does pressing on your joints with weights actually work? Does glucosamine sulfate actually work? I know I'll never escape manlet status completely, but can I do anything to be at least a strong 5'11" instead of a weak 5'11", with 5'11" only as my morning height?

u seem young. how old are you? 14/15?

 

[Deleted member 21620]

So I'm 5'11" (technically like 5'11 1/16" (180.5 cm) when I'm fully stretched out, 5'10 1/2 (179 cm) as my normal low, 5'10 1/4" (178.5 cm) as my extreme low after I've taken a long walk and lifted weights)

My parents were (in their 20s) 5'9" (dad) and 5'0" (mom), they are now in their 60s and have shrunk about 1-2 cm.

When I was 11-12, I was predicted that I would be 6'1" (186 cm) or even 6'2" (188 cm) as an adult, but I'm still just the king of the manlets.

Is there anything I can do to heightmaxx if I'm broke and can't afford elevator shoes or leg lengthening? Does pressing on your joints with weights actually work? Does glucosamine sulfate actually work? I know I'll never escape manlet status completely, but can I do anything to be at least a strong 5'11" instead of a weak 5'11", with 5'11" only as my morning height?

shoe lifts, shoes like af1s that make you taller by a few inch

 

[Uncle Paul]

u seem young. how old are you? 14/15?

Man, I wish, I'm in my mid-20s, I always hoped I would achieve if not a real 6' at least a 5'11" evening height, but no, my stupid manlet genes sodomized my height potential

 

[Uncle Paul]

shoe lifts, shoes like af1s that make you taller by a few inch

I don't have the money for a new pair of shoes, and my parents (who I still live with in my mid 20s, pathetic, I know), won't buy my elevator shoes, since they are shorter than I am, and they don't like my height obsession.

 

[Aladin]

So I'm 5'11" (technically like 5'11 1/16" (180.5 cm) when I'm fully stretched out, 5'10 1/2 (179 cm) as my normal low, 5'10 1/4" (178.5 cm) as my extreme low after I've taken a long walk and lifted weights)

My parents were (in their 20s) 5'9" (dad) and 5'0" (mom), they are now in their 60s and have shrunk about 1-2 cm.

When I was 11-12, I was predicted that I would be 6'1" (186 cm) or even 6'2" (188 cm) as an adult, but I'm still just the king of the manlets.

Is there anything I can do to heightmaxx if I'm broke and can't afford elevator shoes or leg lengthening? Does pressing on your joints with weights actually work? Does glucosamine sulfate actually work? I know I'll never escape manlet status completely, but can I do anything to be at least a strong 5'11" instead of a weak 5'11", with 5'11" only as my morning height?

ask ur uncle to run you over

 

[Deleted member 21620]

I don't have the money for a new pair of shoes, and my parents (who I still live with in my mid 20s, pathetic, I know), won't buy my elevator shoes, since they are shorter than I am, and they don't like my height obsession.

shoe lifts then

 

[Uncle Paul]

ask ur uncle to run you over

That would just kill me, not make me taller

shoe lifts then

I'm worried that a 3 cm lift would make me sprain my ankle, since it would be lifted out of my shoe, and I walk/run in brief spurts a lot.

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

no

 

[....]

Man, I wish, I'm in my mid-20s, I always hoped I would achieve if not a real 6' at least a 5'11" evening height, but no, my stupid manlet genes sodomized my height potential

Most people here grind so they can afford their surgeries you lazy bum. Imagine being in your mid 20s and still expecting your parents to buy you shit.

Get your shit together ASAP or be prepared for a life of mediocrity

 

[Aladin]

That would just kill me, not make me taller

tsk tsk like a baller or sumthin tsk

 

[Adonis]

won't buy my elevator shoes, since they are shorter than I am, and they don't like my height obsession.

Ofc its always the people that are close to you that don't want to see you mog and succeed.

 

[Deleted member 19766]

Get a job, get $$$, get 2.4 inch elevators, that is all you need

 

[Uncle Paul]

Get a job, get $$$, get 2.4 inch elevators, that is all you need

If I did invest in elevators, I would get elevators that took me up to at least 6'3". It's not that much more expensive, and 6'3" is way more attractive to women than 6'1".

 

[Deleted member 19766]

If I did invest in elevators, I would get elevators that took me up to at least 6'3". It's not that much more expensive, and 6'3" is way more attractive to women than 6'1".

Well let's be real here. The average shoe gives around an inch give or take, especially among younger generations due to the prevalence of the 1.2 inch Airforce shoe. 2.4 would only make you about an inch and a half taller in terms of perceived height, for 6'3 you'd need 5 inch elevators, which is just fucking clown tier. You will be mocked relentlessly if you are discovered anyhow, so that's why I highly recommend something very subtle.

 

[Uncle Paul]

Well let's be real here. The average shoe gives around an inch give or take, especially among younger generations due to the prevalence of the 1.2 inch Airforce shoe. 2.4 would only make you about an inch and a half taller in terms of perceived height, for 6'3 you'd need 5 inch elevators, which is just fucking clown tier. You will be mocked relentlessly if you are discovered anyhow, so that's why I highly recommend something very subtle.

The trick is to wear long pants the cover most of the shoe, like Simon Cowell does. That way, no one will know I'm wearing elevators.

 

[Deleted member 19766]

The trick is to wear long pants the cover most of the shoe, like Simon Cowell does. That way, no one will know I'm wearing elevators.

OK man good luck walking around in 5 inch elevators all day long

 

[Geoff2024]

So I'm 5'11" (technically like 5'11 1/16" (180.5 cm) when I'm fully stretched out, 5'10 1/2 (179 cm) as my normal low, 5'10 1/4" (178.5 cm) as my extreme low after I've taken a long walk and lifted weights)

My parents were (in their 20s) 5'9" (dad) and 5'0" (mom), they are now in their 60s and have shrunk about 1-2 cm.

When I was 11-12, I was predicted that I would be 6'1" (186 cm) or even 6'2" (188 cm) as an adult, but I'm still just the king of the manlets.

Is there anything I can do to heightmaxx if I'm broke and can't afford elevator shoes or leg lengthening? Does pressing on your joints with weights actually work? Does glucosamine sulfate actually work? I know I'll never escape manlet status completely, but can I do anything to be at least a strong 5'11" instead of a weak 5'11", with 5'11" only as my morning height?

Kys if you are unironically neet

 

[Uncle Paul]

OK man good luck walking around in 5 inch elevators all day long

If women can walk around in heels all day (like in the office), no reason I can't walk around in elevators...and it's only 4 inches, I'm 5'11", not 5'10".

Kys if you are unironically neet

Why?

 

[Deleted member 21244]

Just end it already buddy boyo

 

[Geoff2024]

If women can walk around in heels all day (like in the office), no reason I can't walk around in elevators...and it's only 4 inches, I'm 5'11", not 5'10".

Why?

because how the fuck can you accept your fate as a neet, its over for you if you think there is nothing wrong with being a neet

 

[fyte]

Does pressing on your joints with weights actually work?

try it

 

[Uncle Paul]

because how the fuck can you accept your fate as a neet, its over for you if you think there is nothing wrong with being a neet

Being a NEET is better than being a wageslave.

 

[subhuman to mtn]

Being a NEET is better than being a wageslave.

No it's not bro. I have even had this NEET life and after a few months it Is soul destroying. Go out and do something dude. Unless if your claiming neetbux go work otherwise maybe go back to uni or school

 

[Geoff2024]

Being a NEET is better than being a wageslave.

Nigga I make 30$ an hour as a 19 year old

 

[Cardiologyscribe]

Yes. Make money for leg lenghting

 

[poopoohead]

Nigga I make 30$ an hour as a 19 year old

What's your job?

 

[galego123]

kys

 

[Geoff2024]

What's your job?

waiter my nigga

 

[reputation]

So I'm 5'11" (technically like 5'11 1/16" (180.5 cm) when I'm fully stretched out, 5'10 1/2 (179 cm) as my normal low, 5'10 1/4" (178.5 cm) as my extreme low after I've taken a long walk and lifted weights)

My parents were (in their 20s) 5'9" (dad) and 5'0" (mom), they are now in their 60s and have shrunk about 1-2 cm.

When I was 11-12, I was predicted that I would be 6'1" (186 cm) or even 6'2" (188 cm) as an adult, but I'm still just the king of the manlets.

Is there anything I can do to heightmaxx if I'm broke and can't afford elevator shoes or leg lengthening? Does pressing on your joints with weights actually work? Does glucosamine sulfate actually work? I know I'll never escape manlet status completely, but can I do anything to be at least a strong 5'11" instead of a weak 5'11", with 5'11" only as my morning height?

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